2 Dumb Babies

THIS WEEK: Park people, Police evidence locker room party, Who does the government get unemployment from, Psychedelics in Seattle, Guy fat vs Girl fat, Willie's dad is good at being tall, No hopscotch in Squid Game, Rams blood vs Goats blood, Seahorses, The Catholic church, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON

THIS WEEK: Willie's doesn't remember anything, Swimming to Catalina or across the English Channel, People explaining cities, Having your phone number on your truck, Truck Driver Simulator, You should remember if you've been to court, R. Kelly in prison, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON

THIS WEEK: Distracted driving, T-Pain can actually sing, Getting good at fingerboarding in your 30's, Trains and train conductors, Why are horses girlie, Jockeys and horse racing, Fireman trampolines, We need a new great fire, Not wanting to be an uncle yet, Fighting fires with axes, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON

THIS WEEK: Airplane technology and the Malaysian government, Afghan war Vs Afghanistan war, Almost always bad to be an extremist, RIP Norm MacDonald, Melissa Etheridge's song about 9/11 and why Willie knows it, The world has never had a good year, Being able to move one town away and start over, Doing meth in high school, Why people who hate their family play softball or go to baseball games, Gett...

THIS WEEK: Audio Only Twitch Stream, Why this podcast is not more successful, Radio interviews, Homeless People On A Plane, New Jackass movie, Fake Judges, Eric calls Willie sexist so Willie calls Eric racist, Who is allowed to be concerned about vaccines, Will we make it to space?, Texas abortion band, God is a failure, Canada joining forces with China, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON

THIS WEEK: Pro 9/11 Coffee Mugs, Eric's failed project spills Willie's drink, People who do Halloween too long, Going out as a Furry, Greenland's 400-year-old shark, Being a P.O.W., R. Kelly killed Santa Claus and other lies we'd tell our kids, Golfing to impress your dad, Drinking doesn't make you better?, Why everyone is naked in Iao Valley in Maui, Willie retracts his statement about books, Eri...

THIS WEEK: Mean Willie, Larston has no more survival instincts, The Heisenberg uncertainty principle, Using Wikipedia for school papers, Leaving babies at the fire department, orphanages aren't real, adult flavored jelly beans, Getting branded, Willie taps out early, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON

THIS WEEK: We're joined by Malik B to discuss the triangle and conductors, South Park's Mr Hankey, creeks, the need for a dope black supervillain, Ms Cleo, texting on a number pad, DaBaby at Lollapalooza, What three white people would make up a white Lil Nas X name, Kids names, Malik losing his virginity, The legend of the Westdale Tiddy Lady, Kids being mean instead of telling jokes, Why Malik fa...

This week: ESL vs ASL, It's impossible to learn Japanese, No one is actually German, My Favorite Murder Suicide Podcast, Making the bad fake movie movies, Armchair Terrorism, Correctional Officer vs Cop, Giving your dog hallucinogens, Steal from successful artists, Roadie vs Groupie, Willie and Eric struggle to end the episode, and more!  SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON

2 Dumb Babies talk about The Olympics in general, and this year's 2020 / 2021 Tokyo Pandemic Olympics. WATCH THE CARTOON ON YOUTUBE

This week: Making eye contact, More on 9/11, Robots are replacing the wrong people, Oompa Loompa's can only sing, Doing drugs to make or not make good music, James Brown's CNN interview, Bill Cosby beating charges and next up beating Jake Paul, Willie got new shoes, Are they called Slippers or Sandals, Chilean Miners and the Thai soccer team, Derailed Trains, The return of child labor, Being a rob...

2 Dumb Babies talk about the oil industry, our dependency on gasoline, rising gas prices, gas shortages, the pipeline bursting in the Gulf of Mexico, and more! WATCH THE CARTOON ON YOUTUBE

THIS WEEK: Are ants better than Burger King, Willie's freak show friend, How does anyone flunk high school, Eight-year-olds running class, Willie went to Richland, WA and Eric went to Phoenix, AZ, The Heatwave, Pistol whipped for her phone, The end of Gran Torino was a bad plan, New episode numbers, Eric's going to Vegas, Destroying rental cars, Canada doesn't have its own history, Why American's...

2 Dumb Babies talk about Hackers. WATCH THE CARTOON ON YOUTUBE

Patreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for an extra Patreon Only podcast every other week! THIS WEEK: Umlauts and other language stuff, Why are Italians are always so greasy, potatoes as a drug, Judge Producer, Small Claims Court, Who judges judges, The American Royal Baby, and more!

Patreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for an extra Patreon Only podcast every other week! THIS WEEK: Lying about being stoned, Blind from birth Dentist Vs Newly blind Dentist, Drug Dealer Dentist, Willie and Eric haven't done enough acid, War for drugs, Friendly Fire is not murder, Getting bad tattoos to survive prison, Mobs and Monopolies, and more!

Patreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Stand up when the lights are too bright, How to make toast cum, Gandhi and Mandela, Willie is a bad wallet mom, Cults vs Religions, Cop laws, Horny Gold the Pirate, and more!

Patreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Dogs can get away with anything, laying in grass, So much Hepatitis, Dumb sounding diseases, Willie doesn't speak Latin, Hookering, Bill Gates and Melinda Gates getting a divorce, and more!

Patreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Busking in an Airport, A small dose of drug talk, Dinosaurs and Jews, God's a horny teenager, Pulling out of Afghanistan on 9/11, Purdue Pharma made some good shit, and more!

Patreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: How high can you fall from, Hawaiian History Class, Getting a High School named after you, Billionaires won't be able to make Mars inhabitable, Living in the middle of nowhere, David Vs Goliath, Willie's Dad is super tall, Eric does not know the bible, and more!

2 Dumb Babies talk about White Supremacy, Nazi's, and your everyday racists WATCH THE CARTOON ON YOUTUBE

Patreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. THIS WEEK: Falling onto stage, Willie won't stop yawning, Larston messes up the show, Homeless people aren't getting stimulus checks, Willie has nightmares every night, Irish Car Bombs, Home Security Offense, and more!

Patreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. This week Eric and Willie started drinking too early and they talk about Jerking off at the Doctor's Office, Man and Dog Buttholes, Grabbing a big girls belly, Selling weed in Hawaii, Will the US Gov. be mad if you're killed in another country, Geisha's, Earth is the bad guy, and more!

2 Dumb Babies talk about Minimum Wage and if the Government should raise it to fifteen dollars an hour. WATCH THE CARTOON ON YOUTUBE

Patreon.com/2dumbbabies SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON for a new Secret Podcast EVERY THURSDAY. This week we're joined by our buddy, writer Dean Preston Shtainhorn and we talk: How tall you have to be to get respect, The Jewish metal band Hornstein, Being sweaty, Foobs and big girls clothes, Sumo Wrestling, Being famous for fighting, Gold Bond, and more!