2 Dumb Babies

THIS WEEK: Becoming a surgeon, Man with pig heart, Surviving in the woods, Math can be used evil, Britney Griner being sent to work camp, Trafficking in shipping containers, The origin of tiny bottles of alcohol, Being arrested after a flight, Willie's uncle started flying in the 80's, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Er...

THIS WEEK: Willie and Eric ate too much, Trying to skip out on paying the airport shuttle, Tony replaces Larston, Sign languages and not knowing the local language, Being considerate is cowardly, No one cares about women's OR men's swimming, Female in men's hockey league, Mike Tyson's Bites, You can only quickly win combat sports, Willie should've gone to Harvard, and more! A podcast from two come...

THIS WEEK: A bad intro, Pi-Day, Larston interrupts, Red Hot Chili Peppers are still going, Some musicians should retire like athletes, Cops with T-Shirt Cannons, The war is and isn't scary, Road Rage and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solvi...

THIS WEEK: Is it on 3 or after 3, Kim Kardashian tells women to get bigger butts, Moose knuckles and Camel toes, Going to bed vs Passing out, Being a doctor is a numbers game, Doctors calling people fat, Dentists aren't real doctors, 80's hack comic today, The 80's were worse than the 70's for art, Quit chasing your dreams and do something useful, North Korea is hangry, Being a dictator, and more!...

THIS WEEK: Stop listening to podcasts, Being Neo, Karate is not scary, Disney used to be super racist, Top Hats were so cool, RIP The Amazing Johnathan, The Ukrainian President was a comedian, Sean Penn is not needed in Ukraine, Finally a nice white people war, What makes a war a World War, The Olympics committee army, Things are good when we start to care about what's happening in Canada, and mor...

THIS WEEK: Willie needs horse blinders, Who doesn't love a good personality disorder, Was Ukraine asking for it, Keep that blood in your body, Middle tier alumni, Don't pay your bookie, Horse betting, horse insurance scam documentary, Grifting industries, Terrorists don't like being fingered, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon...

This week: LA wins Super Bowl 2022, Sports are way more fun when you gamble, The Mob loves whacking people, Selling murder houses, Squatters rights and common law married, Outdated laws, Did belts used to be bigger, Restart laws, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON

This week: We survived 150 episodes, Tony's here, Snoop made dog noises cool, Writers strike, Dropping out of college for comedy, Do we need lawyers, Professional Jurors, What kind of prison would you run, Concentration Camping, Denmark has the best prisons, North Korea is the only country without lawyers, Getting a job and going to college as a veteran, Blanks are real bullets and Alec Baldwin, a...

This week: People stare at Willie's lips, If it's in the Olympics it's not a good fighting technique, Training for the Olympics in the wild, Russia used the Olympics to invade Ukraine, Where did all the priests go, Too Hot To Handle game show, Step-Family Feud, Willie watched football, What happened to pelts, Eating raw eggs vs raw cookie dough, Kid pranks, This was a rough episode, and slightly m...

This week: We know people too intimately, Willie hates making the bed, Taco Bell test kitchen is still awful, Childhood fast food memories, The sixth coming of Jesus, Best player on the worst team vs Worst player on the best team, Charlie Chaplin was a bit thief, Hype Apartment, Selling stuff in the Metaverse, McDonald's application NFT, Getting put under for surgery, First kid is the test kid, it...

A preview of a Patreon Only episode. We release new exclusive episodes on Patreon (almost) every week for just $1/month SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON:  Patreon.com/2dumbbabies This week: Dogs hate music, NFL is trending, Being in a disaster, Eric's upset he paid all his bills, Willie stopped growing, Parents of athletes, Someone help Britney Spears, The Christian Church hates women, Stop banning people fro...

This week: New friend in an old friends conversation, Am I a drunk or alcoholic, We know more about Pokemon evolution than human evolution, human zoos, Cake Farts, girls shooting things out of their downstairs, Eric wants sports mashups, Does Logan Paul owe the mob money, Disaster betting, Putting a VR headset on a cow, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON

This week: Crime talk from two guys who know very little about crime, Money Heist was a soap opera, DJ's having existential breakdowns, Willie and Eric learn that Korean's have gone to space, talk about Crypto Cowboy Gangs, Willie breaking his ankle, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON

Willie and Eric joined Jessie and Melissa over at A Nameless Production to do their podcast a couple of weeks ago. Here's the beginning of it. Listen/Watch the whole episode on one of their channels and give them a follow! Watch the full episode https://youtu.be/7EWzn3CAF0A Listen on Spotify https://anamelessproduction.com/home/ FROM "A NAMELESS PRODUCTION" Jessie and Melissa get the chance to han...

A preview of a Patreon Only episode. We release new exclusive episodes on Patreon (almost) every week for just $1/month SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON: Patreon.com/2dumbbabies This week: Willie and Eric are headed to Murrieta for a show w/ Craig Conant, Watch them on A Nameless Production Podcast (dropping soon), Dogs getting quarantined in Hawaii, Being homeless at Costco, Actually rich or only in appearan...

This week: Larston ruins our intro, Being an absentee father, Parents who do drugs, Burning down vacation homes, Methman the hero no one wants, Comedians and Super Heroes are similar, Eric got a flat tire, Scumbag Insurance, Cheating makes sports better, Athletes used to be alcoholics and addicts, The Rock and Kevin Hart will do any movie, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON

A preview of a Patreon Only episode. We release new exclusive episodes on Patreon (almost) every week for just $1/month SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON: Patreon.com/2dumbbabies This week: The end of Late Nite TV, We shouldn't pay most college athletes, Chimney Sweeping is inherently English, Larston's ready for his close up, Love letters to your mom, Podcasts replacing music, The new Beatles documentary, We...

This week: Big money no whammies, What's in your Spotify Wrapped, How to sound like an intellectual, Will Taxis or Drunk Driving make a comeback first, Being extorted by the mob is better than insurance, We need some new Old Countries, Long nails and chopsticks, New JFK conspiracy, Desert Storm XXX, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON

THIS WEEK: Going live with no fans, Becoming an ass agent, Being Snoop Dog's agent, Should we trust The General Insurance, When getting canceled was called getting fired, Working in a restaurant your whole life, Dick's Last Resort and other theme restaurants, What Tilted Kilt should really be, Eric's dream restaurant is home, Child Labor fundraisers, Willie's cannibal themed restaurant, Being tric...

THIS WEEK: Pessimist Vs Realist, Religion and Science agree the world is ending, Even less habitable planets, Underdog sports movies vs participation trophies, Movies fueled by cocaine, Willie's bleach elevator, Pokemon card flipping, Adult films on airplanes, The Poland Border Crisis, Flee / Flea'd / Fled, Expansion Cities, Boat trips, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON

A preview of a Patreon Only episode. We release new exclusive episodes on Patreon (almost) every week for just $1/month SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON: Patreon.com/2dumbbabies This week: A very sensual intro, The first time Willie watched Tom Segura, What Silence of The Lambs was really about, Customer service and the Lord, Staying somewhere by choice vs no choice, Willie and Eric discuss starting their own...

THIS WEEK: Chores are for people who care about living in a nice place, Willie could be a Lumberjack, Nepotism is only for desired jobs, Heroin vs Opioids, Drug Museum, Tax havens, Willie hates Naples Florida, Halloween, Larston is high, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON

A preview of a Patreon Only episode. We release new exclusive episodes on Patreon (almost) every week for just $1/month SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON: Patreon.com/2dumbbabies This week: The most punctual podcast, Electronics used to be much more sturdy, It fell off the truck, People still doing Zoom comedy, Pandemic comedy, Hating types of art, All art comes from horny people, It's time for Larston's Bark...

THIS WEEK: Willie ate too much candy, Mechanic shop and Kennel, Eric doesn't know anything about cars, Getting trapped in a car pit, Mechanics would make bad doctors, What a kid wants to be when they grow up, Threatening your friends with a champagne bottle, Willie's headed to Florida, We should make malls lots of bars, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON

THIS WEEK: Larston smells Willie's crotch, Sheep make childbirth look easy, Bi-Sexual Superman, The man who could only smell dog pussy, Eric going to the Sublime With Rome & Dirty Heads show, Making food at a house party, What animals should we fear an uprising from, Should we kill the land or the sea, Vegan food has become stealthing, The books that survive, and more! SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON