2 Black Girls, 1 Rose

We had to fill the "who's the manliest man" quota for this season, and it's finally done! We talk Noah's 'stache, Ed and Chasen's "fight", and Bennett's ridiculousness.... WANT RECAPS OF THE BACHELOR? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of The Bachelor Franchise and other reality shows, support our podcast by becoming a patron for just $5/month at patreon.com/2blackgirls1rose Shoutout to the new...

Tayshia is finally here! Our new Bachelorette is starting her reign and she already seems to be digging some bro named Spencer... Le sigh, gonna be a long season.... WANT RECAPS OF THE BACHELORETTE? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of The Bachelor Franchise and other reality shows, support our podcast by becoming a patron for just $5/month at patreon.com/2blackgirls1rose Shoutout to the newes...

If we learned anything from Clare and Dale's love story....it's to Always Internet Stalk. Can't wait for Tayshia's journey for love to begin! 🤗 WANT RECAPS OF THE BACHELOR? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of The Bachelor Franchise and other reality shows, support our podcast by becoming a patron for just $5/month at patreon.com/2blackgirls1rose Shoutout to the newest member of our team — Jo...

Welp, it's the beginning of the end! Clare is starting to ignore the rest of the cast and go ROGUE! We talk kissgate, Yosef's foolish ass, Dale and Clare running off into the night, and alllllll the rest of this messy episode.  WANT RECAPS OF THE BACHELOR? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of The Bachelor Franchise and other reality shows, support our podcast by becoming a patron for just $5/m...

As Clare is falling deeper in love with Dale, we're forced to watch the rest of these men go through therapy, learn their love languages, and strip down ALL in one episode!  WANT RECAPS OF THE BACHELOR? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of The Bachelor Franchise and other reality shows, support our podcast by becoming a patron for just $5/month at patreon.com/2blackgirls1rose Shoutout to the n...

We'reeeeee baaaaaack! Well really, #TheBachelorette is back! Clare ain't playin with us, she ain't got the time, and, honestly, Dale's face is mesmerizing so we get it girl!    JOIN US ON PATREON! For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of The Bachelor Franchise and other reality shows, support our podcast by becoming a patron for just $5/month at patreon.com/2blackgirls1rose Shoutout to the newest ...

ONE WEEK AWAY!! We're one week away from the premier of Clartayshia's season of The Bachelorette, and it's our favorite episode to record: cast bios.    JOIN US ON PATREON! For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of The Bachelor Franchise and other reality shows, support our podcast by becoming a patron for just $5/month at patreon.com/2blackgirls1rose Shoutout to the newest member of our team — Jod...

90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days was....you guessed it...the hottest of messes! Ed and Rose alone deserve their own show. We recap the entire season and roast these horrendous couples one by one... WANT RECAPS OF THE BACHELOR? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of The Bachelor Franchise and other reality shows, support our podcast by becoming a patron for just $5/month at patreon.com/2blackgir...

There's a vibrator in the chicken- the tagline that got us sucked in to one of the best seasons of RHONY we've ever seen. We recap it ALL on Patreon!    WANT RECAPS OF THE BACHELOR? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of The Bachelor Franchise and other reality shows, support our podcast by becoming a patron for just $5/month at patreon.com/2blackgirls1rose Shoutout to the newest member of our t...

We're recapping Selling Sunset!! We LIVE for Christine, we can't stand Davina, we're crying alongside Chrishell... Shoutout to the newest member of our team — Jodie, our editor! She’s dope, we love her, she’s literally changing our lives. To tap into her awesome editing skills, contact her at jodiegordonmedia@gmail.com or find her on IG @jodiegordonmedia. WE GOT MERCH! We got merch y'all! Tshirts,...

What we're discussing on the podcast leading up to The Bachelorette premiere, plus some inside scoop on our LA trip on our Patreon :)    WANT RECAPS OF THE BACHELOR? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of The Bachelor Franchise and other reality shows, support our podcast by becoming a patron for just $5/month at patreon.com/2blackgirls1rose Shoutout to the newest member of our team — Jodie, our...

Welp, we all knew this trifling ass ending was coming...   WANT RECAPS OF THE BACHELOR? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of The Bachelor Franchise and other reality shows, support our podcast by becoming a patron for just $5/month at patreon.com/2blackgirls1rose Shoutout to the newest member of our team — Jodie, our editor! She’s dope, we love her, she’s literally changing our lives. To tap i...

FINALLY, we're at the very end of Jason's season! We watch Jason one of the biggest mistakes in Bachelor History--starting a trend with Bachelors following--and creating the signature "Mesnick". We learn that Molly has the intuition of Ms. Cleo, and Ty meets both his future step-mommies.    WANT RECAPS OF THE BACHELOR? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of The Bachelor Franchise, as well as Ins...

Hey Everybody! We're back with ALL of our thoughts about the most recent Bachelor Nation News: the blackest TAKEOVER Bachelor Nation has ever experienced. As two black-ass voices in this space, couldn't be happier that The Bachelor franchise has finally opened up to telling more diverse love stories. We talk about:  - Tayshia as The Bachelorette - All the details we have about Clare and Dale's reb...

We gotta be honest; we really feel like we ain't watching The Bachelor. Some show about an ACTUAL love story with women who really want to be with the man in question, and have no chance of a lucrative social media career after elimination!? Never heard of it. (No hate here y'all. Cash them IG checks ladies!)  This episode we're at the Women Tell All, talking about Stephanie's flawless makeup, ene...

The title says it all. BIG YAWN! We meet some crazy Canadians, Molly's stiff ass parents, Naomi's God-fearing father and kooky mother, and Melissa's besties because her parents aint fuckin with her and these camera!    Amplify Black Folks Face masks by Black owned creators: HipFruit and AsAbovesoBelowbyELS  Natural Hair YouTuber Nae2Curly | @nae2curly on IG Shoutout to the newest member of our tea...

Yeah it was Jason's hometown or whatevah...BUT BLACK. IS. KING. Tayshia is The Bachelorette. Clare done ran off with a black man. We're in a rare but beautiful state of bliss in #BachelorNation finally, as they really are getting the *diversity they asked for. The beginning of the Bachelor Nation News we talk a bit about the Tayshia news, but more of our thoughts are coming soon :)    Shoutout to...

We're down to 5 ladies left vying to become Ty's stepmom. It's the week before hometowns and shit's getting real (boring). Melissa got ANOTHER one-on-one date -- this time at Jason's house, Molly is still basic and boring, Jillian basically doesn't wanna be here, Stephanie is out here slaying bitches with lewks, and Naomi goes on the most low-budget one-on-one date ever.   Shoutout to the newest m...

We're only on Episode 4 and we're already seeing the common themes here: these women are going up, down, AND around for this man who doesn't seem to do much, including not noticing (or ignoring) that all of these ladies want to kidnap his son! We're getting closer and closer to the end and it's getting more obvious how we got there...🤧   WANT RECAPS OF THE BACHELOR? For hilarious exclusive weekly...

We're at Episode 3 of Jason's season, where we finally get to know the living angel that is Stephanie, Natalie gets a 1:1 (the most laughable 1:1 we've ever seen) and Megan proves that she has "depth"... WANT RECAPS OF THE BACHELOR? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of The Bachelor Franchise, as well as Insecure, Love is Blind and other reality shows, support our podcast by becoming a patron f...

It's episode 2 of Jason Mesnick's season and we're not exactly sure what show we're watching. This can't be The Bachelor....these ladies are too nice and are we ACTUALLY watching Jason's journey for love and not Love and HipHop for white people?! WANT RECAPS OF THE BACHELOR? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of The Bachelor Franchise, as well as Insecure, Love is Blind and other reality shows,...

We're diving into The Bachelor vault to recap Jason Mesnick's dusty, white as toast season! The eyebrows, the middle poofs, the Lord and Taylor clearance rack dresses....these limo entrances are a sight to be seen!   WANT RECAPS OF THE BACHELOR? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of The Bachelor Franchise, as well as Insecure, Love is Blind and other reality shows, support our podcast by becomi...

So before we even dive into the Earth shattering Insecure Season 4 finale, we of course have to address the announcement of Matt James as the new Bachelor. We have MANY thoughts, feelings, and suspicions about this momentous announcement that now just feels uncomfortable, convenient, and HIGH KEY annoying.... Man, it's tough being a Bachelor fan.   Meanwhile the Insecure finale left us in complete...

First off: welcome to all of our new followers, listeners, and patrons! It’s been a ROUGH week, but we’re excited that we have so many people hearing our voices and joining our community.    This episode is a nice thicc one: we talk about our thoughts on the “black square” post in #BachelorNation, the @BachDiversity movement, and arguably the three best episodes of this season of Insecure. We brea...

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