2 Black Girls, 1 Rose

You thought Chris and Paige had issues? Have you met Erik & Virginia, Jacob & Haley, or Clara & Ryan? Also, Briana and Vincent are in la-la-land in love. WANT RECAPS OF MARRIED AT FIRST SIGHT? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of The Bachelor Franchise and other reality shows, support our podcast by becoming a patron for just $5/month at patreon.com/2blackgirls1rose   NEW MERCH: shop.spreadshi...

Yo MAFS did Sophie dirty. She went from being an only child to now living with boring ass Jacob and his 3 dogs, one of which is a full-blown terrorist. Also, we learn Paige doesn't know what a condom or birth control is, Virginia will turn anything into a drinking occasion, Vincent is low-key DUMB sensitive, and poor Clara is in heat and bored to tears with Ryan. WANT RECAPS OF MARRIED AT FIRST SI...

The title says it all... WANT RECAPS OF THE MARRIED AT FIRST SIGHT? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of Married At First Sight, The Bachelor Franchise, and other reality shows, support our podcast by becoming a patron for just $5/month at patreon.com/2blackgirls1rose   NEW MERCH: shop.spreadshirt.com/2blackgirls1rose   Shoutout to the newest member of our team — Jodie, our editor! She’s dope,...

...and lowkey, we're here for it. Pastor Da'White is gunning for his claim to fame on this episode, but at least he came on TV with a plan.  WANT RECAPS OF MARRIED AT FIRST SIGHT? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of The Bachelor Franchise and other reality shows, support our podcast by becoming a patron for just $5/month at patreon.com/2blackgirls1rose   NEW MERCH: shop.spreadshirt.com/2black...

We find out yet another bomb about Chris, he fights everyone, Erik and Virginia are drunk, and Haley and Jacob are already on the rocks.... WANT RECAPS OF THE MARRIED AT FIRST SIGHT? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of MAFS, The Bachelor Franchise, and other reality shows, support our podcast by becoming a patron for just $5/month at patreon.com/2blackgirls1rose   NEW MERCH: shop.spreadshirt....

All of the couples are FINALLY married, have their first dances, and Virginia gets a smokey eye...   WANT RECAPS OF THE MARRIED AT FIRST SIGHT? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of Married At First Sight, The Bachelor Franchise, and other reality shows, support our podcast by becoming a patron for just $5/month at patreon.com/2blackgirls1rose   NEW MERCH: shop.spreadshirt.com/2blackgirls1rose...

We're diving into Married at First Sight Season 12, which we've all heard from the Twitterverse and interwebs, is a hot fucking mess.... WANT RECAPS OF THE BACHELOR? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of The Bachelor Franchise and other reality shows, support our podcast by becoming a patron for just $5/month at patreon.com/2blackgirls1rose   NEW MERCH: shop.spreadshirt.com/2blackgirls1rose   S...

We're finally done. This "historic" season that The Bachelor producers, writers, editors, and executives were so incredibly careless, lazy, and insensitive about. So much so that we ended up with the worst possible scenario. At least Chris Harrison sat this one out for AFR, otherwise, we'd all be in shambles.    WANT RECAPS OF THE BACHELOR? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of The Bachelor Fra...

A team of white people decided to thrust a conversation between a black man and his absent black father on screen for their majority white audience to watch. That is all. WANT RECAPS OF THE BACHELOR? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of The Bachelor Franchise and other reality shows, support our podcast by becoming a patron for just $5/month at patreon.com/2blackgirls1rose   NEW MERCH: shop.sp...

We had 3 missing group dates, villains crying and getting apologies, and not one single mention of race. Sounds real suspect for this historic season, but we recapped it all for you!      Change.org Petition to Remove Chris Harrison:  https://www.change.org/p/abc-remove-chris-harrison-from-the-bachelor-franchise?redirect=false    WANT RECAPS OF THE BACHELOR? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps o...

It's Hometown Week! We meet sweet Ephraim, Matt continues to do Bri dirty, Serena P just ain't that into him, and Rachael's parents learn their daughter would like to marry a black man.   NEW MERCH: shop.spreadshirt.com/2blackgirls1rose   WANT RECAPS OF THE BACHELOR? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of The Bachelor Franchise and other reality shows, support our podcast by becoming a patron fo...

Welp, here we go AGAIN! If you enjoy our show, please listen to the whole hour, learn, and take action.   Change.org Petition to Remove Chris Harrison:  https://www.change.org/p/abc-remove-chris-harrison-from-the-bachelor-franchise?redirect=false    WANT RECAPS OF THE BACHELOR? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of The Bachelor Franchise and other reality shows, support our podcast by becoming...

Special guests arrive at Nemacolin, one we're swooning to see and the other thirsty for another 15 mins of fame. Also, MJ is a terrifying figure and Katie came with a vibrator and zero lewks, effectively friendzoning herself and getting the boot.   NEW MERCH: shop.spreadshirt.com/2blackgirls1rose   WANT RECAPS OF THE BACHELOR? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of The Bachelor Franchise and oth...

HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH!! What a roller coaster of an episode! We recap Victoria, her eye, and Anna being sent home (finally) to Rachael's Pretty Woman Date, and Kit's BabySitters Club cringe-worthy date.   NEW MERCH: shop.spreadshirt.com/2blackgirls1rose   WANT RECAPS OF THE BACHELOR? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of The Bachelor Franchise and other reality shows, support our podcast by...

Victoria's the spoiled pink-eyed apple who's spoiled the whole bunch. New ladies arrive at Nemacolin -- one steals Matt's heart and the other meets her rival bottle service girl.   WANT RECAPS OF THE BACHELOR? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of The Bachelor Franchise and other reality shows, support our podcast by becoming a patron for just $5/month at patreon.com/2blackgirls1rose Shoutout t...

This was QUITE the episode (happy inauguration week friends!) and we went over every last detail; from Matt on his most recent podcast media tour, to Sarah's very complicated and short story arc, and whether the other ladies were "bullying" her....   WANT RECAPS OF THE BACHELOR? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of The Bachelor Franchise and other reality shows, support our podcast by becoming...

That wretched black bra. No words. Also, we love Bri and her shiny hair, Matt got abs for days, and 18 people on a group date?! Whew chile. WANT RECAPS OF THE BACHELOR? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of The Bachelor Franchise and other reality shows, support our podcast by becoming a patron for just $5/month at patreon.com/2blackgirls1rose Shoutout to the newest member of our team — Jodie, ...

FINALLY, the premiere of the first black bachelor episode! We've been waiting for this season for a loonngggg time (if you've been rockin with us for a while, you know it's been a long time coming) and we're dissecting it all. We open the episode on complete opposite ends of the spectrum and want to hear your thoughts, come join us on Patreon for the full recap!    WANT RECAPS OF THE BACHELOR? For...

Matt James' historic season is right around the corner and we got a highly melinated cast of ladies y'all! It's CAST BIOS time and we're joined again by Jodie the Editor to dissect, analyze, and ultimately judge the shit out of the cast bios, photos, and Instagrams of the 32 women vying for Matt's heart. WANT RECAPS OF THE BACHELOR? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of The Bachelor Franchise a...

Tayshia is finally engaged to the love of her life, and we went through a roller coaster to get here! Subscribe to our Patreon to hear this episode and our recaps on Matt James’ upcoming season of The Bachelor!  WANT RECAPS OF THE BACHELOR? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of The Bachelor Franchise and other reality shows, support our podcast by becoming a patron for just $5/month at patreon....

Girl, I don't even know. We're down to the final 4, we have plot twist after plot twist. We still dunno who Tayshia is going to pick. Our emotions are in shamblesssssss.   WANT RECAPS OF THE BACHELOR? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of The Bachelor Franchise and other reality shows, support our podcast by becoming a patron for just $5/month at patreon.com/2blackgirls1rose Shoutout to the new...

Hometowns and MTA DOWN, and we were feeling for Tayshia this episode; there was no way we could have picked between these 4 guys, and in the end we also ended up heartbroken...   WANT RECAPS OF THE BACHELOR? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of The Bachelor Franchise and other reality shows, support our podcast by becoming a patron for just $5/month at patreon.com/2blackgirls1rose Shoutout to ...

Buzz is everything. We TOO are falling in love with Tayshia as we watch. How is next week hometowns? We love everyone (Noah and Bennett aside). Is this one of the best seasons of the franchise? WANT RECAPS OF THE BACHELOR? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of The Bachelor Franchise and other reality shows, support our podcast by becoming a patron for just $5/month at patreon.com/2blackgirls1ro...

The producers are getting creative, we now STAN for Buzz aka Ben (who knew!) and Tayshia told Eazy to leave, get out....right now. This is a good one, y'all don't wanna miss it!    WANT RECAPS OF THE BACHELOR? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of The Bachelor Franchise and other reality shows, support our podcast by becoming a patron for just $5/month at patreon.com/2blackgirls1rose Shoutout t...

Well that was a pleasant surprise. In the trash year that is 2020, we have now witnessed 2 black people, including a black LEAD, discuss what it's like to be black in America on the  historically unapologetically whitest television show on planet Earth. We are living in the fucking Twilight Zone. WANT RECAPS OF THE BACHELOR? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of The Bachelor Franchise and other...