2 Black Girls, 1 Rose

Welp, we've finally gotten down to why Issa said "I don't fuck with Molly anymore!" So sad and hard to watch a best friendship going THROUGH IT! Thank God for Kelly and her ridiculous "Southeast Central London" accent to bring some laughs... In this episode, we recap episodes 4-6 of Insecure Season 4! We breakdown where Issa went wrong and why Molly is still trifling as fuck, Molly and Issa's epic...

We FINALLY are recapping Insecure! Thanks to The Bachelor hiatus, we have the time to talk about one of our favorite blackity black black shows (and just overall television- if you're not watching this show, it's the best). This episode we break down Insecure episodes 1-3, the beginning of the end of Issa and Molly's friendship. We see TSA bae come and go, Condola's ponytail swingin', and triflin...

We’re finally at the weddings AND the very disappointing but still present REUNION for Love is Blind! This recap we go over all the breakups, weddings, apologies from the final episodes of Love is Blind. Carlton is still a mess, Jessica clearly got some GOOD therapy, and Amber and Barnett are still together: and that doesn’t even cover all the news that had us shook.    WANT WEEKLY RECAPS OF LOVE...

It’s time for the BACHELOR PARTIES! The Love is Blind couples are in their last few days before the big day. We finally get a look at the realities of Lauren and Cameron’s relationship, we find out how Damien REALLY feels about his soon-to-be wife, and revisit the whackest Bachelor Party of all time.    WANT WEEKLY RECAPS OF LOVE IS BLIND? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of Love is Blind and...

Well, the couples are getting deeper and deeper into this experiment. At the end of the episode, Amber digs into Barnett with some good questions about picking your spouse vs. your family... Meanwhile, Damian definitely voted for Trump, Lauren is unsure about everything, Mark and Jess actually did the nasty, and Kelly is cuddling with her teddy bear instead of Kenny. WANT WEEKLY RECAPS OF LOVE IS...

It’s the love is blind #hometowns episode! We meet ALL the parents of our Love Is Blind couples, and they prove to who they get all their traits and tendencies from 🤔. From that VIRAL conversation between Gianina and Damian to Cameron's audible gulp when sitting down with Lauren's father, we cover it all!  Email Callouts:  If you get SCHWASTED and are over 30, HOW do you do it?  If you make Itali...

Lay off the wine Jessica! For the love of God! In other news, Amber is revealed to be homeless, jobless, and full of student loans and she has her eye on a new benefactor (ahem, Barnett). Cameron is ALL up in Lauren's personal space, and she looks nervous. Giannina and Damian are being weird and noone cares about Kelly and Kenny. WANT WEEKLY RECAPS OF LOVE IS BLIND? For hilarious exclusive weekly...

Jessica, aka MESSICA is in FULL effect for episode 5 of Love is Blind; it's the couple's final days in Mexico, and Jessica is doing the most and the least all at once. All of the other couples experience some emotional and physical breakthroughs, while Mark is left to still fight for a hug from his fiance 🙄...   WANT WEEKLY RECAPS OF LOVE IS BLIND? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of Love is...

Shit hit the fan for whack ass Carlton and classy Miss Diamond. So sad to watch this black love couple crumble. In other news, Jessica is spending more time cuddled up to the bedside table than to her FIANCE and it’s a wrap from this point forward now that Barnett has appeared live and in the flesh…   WANT WEEKLY RECAPS OF LOVE IS BLIND? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of Love is Blind and T...

Coming from one of the worst proposals ever and ending on the worst baecation ever, this episode was a wild ride all around. We watch everyone accept their proposals--some reluctantly--and the couples are off to Mexico! We discuss all the fights, sexual tension (or lack thereof) and of course, wardrobes of the Love is Blind couples.   WANT WEEKLY RECAPS OF LOVE IS BLIND? For hilarious exclusive we...

So it's only episode 2 of Love is Blind and we got an interracial couple, a couple with a mean age gap, and a sexually fluid black man. Goes to show the lengths other popular reality dating shows go to remain epically and blatantly nondiverse.... *sideeye* Anyways, Lauren and Cameron are EVERYTHING, we're confused as to the Barnett appeal, Carlton is straight up BUGGIN (poor Diamond), and Damian g...

Who else is KNOWS Love Is Blind the best show to binge during a global pandemic/international crisis? 🙋🏾‍♀️During our first recap of Love Is Blind, we talk about each and every date in the pod, ALL of the couples, some of the thruples, and more! (…and PLEASE Email us @ 2blackgirls1rose@gmail.com if you think Love really IS BLIND!)  WANT WEEKLY RECAPS OF LOVE IS BLIND? For hilarious exclusive wee...

We survived y'all! The end is finally here and after all this treachery, our man Peter is still single. The finale did not disappoint thanks to Peter's own mother who rained terror and manipulation all over her son's life ON NATIONAL TELEVISION. We. Were. Not. Ready. Best of luck to Maddy and Hannah Ann who can at least pull out some decent IG influencer careers when all this is said and done. Goo...

Another Women Tell All let down! The ladies get together on the Bachelor Nation stage for their tell-all moments, which surprisingly didn’t amount to much. We talk about Victoria F skating through the hot seat, learning EVERYTHING about Kelsey, and the Bachelor’s at a serious conversation on RACISM (we’ll say it so they don’t have to) and social media bullying.    We'll Be At SXSW For our FIRST LI...

*At the top of the episode, we drop a MASSIVE announcement :)   It's Fantasy Suites Week and the trifling producers have decided to shack up our final 3 ladies in one hotel room aka The Sisterwives Suite as they go off on their overnight dates with Peter. Hannah Ann, complete in her Limited Too garb, skips right into Peter's heart; Victoria F and Peter discuss their lack of communication skills; a...

Well, it's finally here: the most eventful uneventful, predictably unpredictable hometown episode we've seen so far. We're wondering who's going to be the Bachelorette, how Madison is going to handle Fantasy Suites, and what other emotional games Victoria will play to stay on the show. While Kelsey poured heart out ready for marriage, three other ladies who barely like this man proceed with major...

Welp, who even knows what Peter is doing anymore... We're in Lima, Peru, down to our final 6 ladies, and Natasha has yet to have a one-on-one. BUT Madison and Kelsey go off on their SECOND one-on-ones and then we have to watch a dreadful 3-on-1 with Brunette Tomi Lahren, a literal infant who draws hearts over her i's, and Kelley Esq. What is even happening??? WANT WEEKLY RECAPS OF THE BACHELOR? Fo...

Well THIS episode was nice and unnecessary *side eye* We see you ABC tryna rake in those advertising dollars. Welp, the verdict is still out on what the hell Peter is looking for. Tonight he shockingly/confusingly sends home two frontrunners, continues to give out roses like they're pacifiers, and has to deal with Tammy's competitive rampage and Mykenna's nonstop tears. WANT WEEKLY RECAPS OF THE B...

We’re halfway there ya’ll! Three hours of Bachelor content later, and we have countless Becky’s of the Week and no shortage of petty drama. We talk about Kelsey and Mekynna’s endless and overflowing supply of tears, Tammy and Sydney are both ready to FIGHT, and Peter handing out roses like it’s a mute button. Oh, and Alayah was sent home after 3 minutes of airtime. 🙄 WANT WEEKLY RECAPS OF THE BAC...

Wowwww Peter! You really just did that! What a HOT ASS MESS! This week, the ladies have had enough of the Alayah/Victoria P nonsense, have unionized, and have given Peter a piece of their minds! We also try to figure out this speckled past between Alayah and Victoria P, we watch Brunette Tomi Lahren slow dance in a burning room to her "ex" Chase Rice's sweet serenades, and Kelsey shockingly goes o...

Did this episode seem familiar to anyone? Perhaps an exact copy of a certain fence jumper's season's pool party? Yep, we thought so too. 🙄BUT ALAS, there were some gems in there like the gorgeous Victoria P and her amazing story, Sydney's read of the century, and Peter sending Alayah HOME!  WANT WEEKLY RECAPS OF THE BACHELOR? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of Peter's season of The Bachelor...

Wow, without Champagne-gate, this week's episode would have been a SNOOZEFEST! What we got this week was the producers scrambling for some drama and alas, Kelsey looking like a crazed woman over her bottle of bubbly all the way from Des Moines. In this week’s episode, we discuss: - Peter and Hannah’s “closure” - The foolishment of Champagne-gate - Kelsey’s smooth sailing into the Becky of the Week...

It’s another 2 hour juicy episode this week! We finally meet all of Peter’s Ladies for this season of The Bachelor. While this three hour episode was a doozy, we definitely appreciated a good dose of drama at the very end and NO WATCH PARTIES.       WANT WEEKLY RECAPS OF THE BACHELOR? For hilarious exclusive weekly recaps of Peter's season of The Bachelor, support our podcast by becoming a patron...

We back y'all for another season of The Bachelor and it's time for our annual CAST BIOS EPISODE! Although we will continue to shout #MikeForBachelor from the mountaintops until we are dead and buried, I GUESS we'll try to hype ourselves up for Peter the Pilot's season in the meantime *side eye.* Head to ABC's website and follow along with the cast bios as we dissect this new group of ladies one by...

The interview we’ve all been waiting for! We finally sat down with the one and only Mike Johnson, OUR Bachelor in all of our heads. We had a candid discussion with Mike and learned a little bit of EVERYTHING including: - How exactly slide into his DMs - The last girl he went on a date with - What his mama REALLY would have thought about Hannah - His thoughts on the Bachelor/BIP proposals - His sur...