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ARE WE ON? Had to fiddle with the buttons this Thursday to get things going...Open your mouth for The Rizzo & Jeff Show as we talked about the return of Kobayashi to the hot dog eating competition...A young man taught us how to eat pizza by folding it as if we didn't know...Want to 1 star me? Watch your back...A Lyft driver got a 1 star rating after taking customers to the mall and vandalized thei...

You know the show was going to be off the rails when Rizzo hit you with the old tired HUMMPPPP DAYYY to start the show...Opening audio got going with throat chakra...A woman who talks to aliens is concerned about her voice in the future...A man who is an obvious liar ate half of a box of dog treats from Costco and then halfway through figured out they were dog treats...He is suing now...How do you...

Rizzo returns fresh off of his Elvis high when he was on stage with Jeff in front of 5,000 people...He needed an extra day off to come back down to earth...We got opening audio going with three clips that he feels will energize and enlighten...And when we say enlighten we mean him teaching you how to treat a man, which actually was a woman who says you should be mean to men to keep them around...S...

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Steve Richards talks to Jeff Keith from Tesla about Steven Tyler, Tesla's Record Store Day release this year, and the story behind a Sammy Hagar song. Tesla will be at The Mountain Music Festival in Gatlinburg.

Have your post it notes on your fridge? Need to make sure the most important thing to start your morning is Rizzo's triple scoop of audio for Opening Audio...A child was drunk as a skunk after a restaurant accidentally gave her wine instead of grape juice...A guy wasn't sure if the hole in his leg was a bite from a bear or the gun he fired after a bear attacked him...He might want to get it checke...

Steve Richards talks to Roger Earl original member of Foghat. Foghat's journey began in 1971 when Lonesome Dave Peverett and Roger Earl left Savoy Brown to start their own band. In 1975, they released Fool for the City, an album that included the hit song "Slow Ride." This track became a huge success and is still one of the band's most recognizable songs. The success of "Slow Ride" was followed by...

Turn down for what!!! The DNC got turnt for Lil Jon last night...It was quite the party for the Democrats...On another musical note, some kids made a rap song about their bus no longer coming to pick them up as they were told they have to fend for themselves when it comes to getting to school...A guy was posing as a local pizza shop and delivering people boxes of just dough...What's better...Lou G...

QUIET RIOT is a rock & roll phenomenon. Famously described as the first heavy metal band to top the pop chart at #1 on Billboard magazine, the Los Angeles quartet became an overnight sensation thanks to their monster 1983 smash album “Metal Health”. Rudy Sarzo is the bassist with Quiet Riot and has played with Ozzy Osbourne, Whitesnake and other well known metal bands. Quiet Riot will be at The Mo...

Someone get these listeners some Bojangles 2 for $5 sausage and egg biscuits after the debacle that was opening audio...Some song about crispy bacon and a BLT...Some song trying to link Pearl Jam to Linkedin names...Some lady shopping at Zara that hates a shirt and how to bust AI at a drive-thru...Lets rebound...A woman took a truck on a test drive and found the car salesman hot...The test drive w...

Mark Kendall co founder of Great White talks about how the band got it's name, how the band got started with the now late Jack Russell, and a new album coming soon too. Great White will be at The Mountain Music Festival in Gatlinburg this Friday ( 8/23/24).

Rizzo likes goo...And by goo we mean his ice cream... As we kicked up with a double scoop of audio...An awful karaoke performance to get this going this morning...And a woman who has a genius idea of opening up a lemonade stand as an adult to pay her way through law school...She needs a better price point than a nickel like Rizzo used to charge as a kid...We had to delve into wacky news folks as w...

The First Week of LISTENER COURT brought to by VOODOO BREWING in AVL!!! The silly discussion of being SLAP SILLY, the show FOUND PAT hiding as a reporter and the kidnapped proposal, NO VOICE RIZZO pushes through the Donald Trump Rally AS TERRIBLE NEWS REPORTERS... The JNN lost ANY STREET CRED (it didn't have much) and Rizzo talks about proposals with NJ, Blanket and the Bambine!

Rizzo kicked off the show being slap silly at 6am...He was pretty juiced up it was Friday...Opening audio took us right through the fast food drive-thru line as we learned that McDonalds has sell-by dates on their breakfast burritos...Chick-Fil-A is now charging people 30 cents for bags...We heard from the worst break dancer in history Raygun...After we left the drive-thru we made a stop at Wallyw...

Rizzo attempted to "service" the listeners to start the show but had the jimmy fingers and was hitting all the wrong buttons...He isn't a confident caramel man like the guy we discussed who claims he is god's gift to women...Rizzo can dream on...Much like the guy who is attempting to replace Steven Tyler who we thought hit the note of Dream On...Kurt Busch got a DUI...He was double the legal limit...

If you need a goldfish to beautify your neighborhood, it might be time to move on up like The Jeffersons...I woman kept taking vouchers after her flight was overbooked in Italy...She stayed two more weeks accruing $3600 in vouchers as well as hotel stays and meals...Every hear of WAYMO? It is basically a self-driving LYFT and folks on the west coast cannot sleep at night because all the cars are h...

Stick out that left hand and put er there...Unless you're not left handed...Which Rizzo thought Jeff was...Surprise...He isn't...Ever been in an earthquake...One happened in LA yesterday and live on TV we saw it happen...It was only a 4.7...No biggie...The simplest of rides...The Alice In Wonderland ride malfunctioned in Disneyland with the doors slamming...A woman forgot to tell her husband until...

It's a Triple Dippy Monday to kick things off on the show...When road rage happens, and you wind up in a physical altercation, what is your first move? One man's first move was biting off another guy's fingers...As the Olympics came to a close with Tom Cruise coming down from the top of the stadium and to LA promoting the 2028 Olympics, we decided we have had wayyyy too much Snoop Dog...Remember t...

Listener Court became as SELFISH as our former friend over Fajita's and Jeff SWEPT IT! Then Rizzo tried to FORCE the "BAMBINE" his son into the HOWDY DOODY hello which Jeff thought was a little FORCED on Rizzo's part. Then we meet Hao, who is SO FAT and BAD IN BED his wife is suing him for EVERY TIME she had to endure HAO! We then meet an 825lb woman who has been deemed "MODERN DAY MOMMA GRAPE" an...

Howdy Doody!! Want to meet Hilary Fluff? No? Well Fluff is an emotional support chicken...A woman was pulled over because in her front seat she had a child's seat and in it was her emotional support chicken eating Funyuns...A guy sang about how poor he was on pay day to the tune of Cotton Eye Joe...Imagine being labeled a fire hazard...We were able to listen to a top-notch best man speech that inv...

ITS COURT DAY for Rizzo & Jeff...If you didn't know, a few months ago we got pulled over for speeding but we weren't speeding...So we are heading to the Buncombe County Courthouse to fight it...Rizzo, who is dressed in his periwinkle colored shirt, is ready to go...Before we go we had some things to discuss like idiots who keep trying to go viral by singing their orders at drive-thrus...What is ha...

ITS COURT DAY for Rizzo & Jeff...If you didn't know, a few months ago we got pulled over for speeding but we weren't speeding...So we are heading to the Buncombe County Courthouse to fight it...Rizzo, who is dressed in his periwinkle colored shirt, is ready to go...Before we go we had some things to discuss like idiots who keep trying to go viral by singing their orders at drive-thrus...What is ha...

Does the tickle monster make you go uggggghhh? We started the show going through a history of Hugh Jackman's ugghhhss...A man is going viral for being a tickle monster...Except he wants to tickle cops for clout...Bigs should not wear anything that is colored periwinkle...A school is banning kids from wearing black clothing...The only problem is that you cannot have chunky kids in pastel colored cl...

Do your guinea pigs sing like canaries? A man has 80 of them and when he rustles a bag, he claims they sing like birds...Another man was caught in the bushes having private time with a decorative turtle...A mom gets smacked in the face with spaghetti by her son who she wants to move out...A man got beat by his wife with a 5 layer Taco Bell burrito...That was a mouthful to start a Tuesday...The tru...

$51 for some Taco Bell thickies? A couple ordered Taco Bell and could not believe that the bill was so high...We feel the woman left out some of the order and her husband orders extra thickies to make the bill so high...Keep your eyes out for Bill...A guy has a secret admirer that admires his courage for driving an effeminate car and wants to smell him up close...We believe it's the neighbor Bill...