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It's Patttt!! Opening audio kicked off with a man singing a love poem to his woman who he claims is worried about him dating other women...Worry about where your lady is at Pat...A swiftie couldn't work a record player...No surprise...The elders are joining MS-13? A man stole a Walmart electric cart and went on a 2 MPH high speed chase...The Walmart greeter could have stopped him but didn't...We k...

Did you ever have a Great Value fiber brownie? Maybe you should go on a snap benefit bonanza...From what we learned to kick off the show...These will keep 7yr olds from getting osteoporosis...Some new 21-year-olds could not understand the concept of paying for taking things from the mini bar at a hotel in Vegas...Want me to Door dash you four 40lb dogs of food? Then you better get ready for the ol...

Let's start Wednesday by de-fogling...Opening audio got going with a guy named Jared who is quite the daredevil...He is a window washer and was suspended 500ft in the air by a single rope and neither he nor his mother were concerned...We concluded he lives a daredevil life because he has to drop the stigma of the name Jared...Snoop the goat? We think not...People think he is in a cult because of h...

Son of Sam? BTK...They are just a few of the names we decided we'd rather grab supper with than this over-the-top Taylor Swift fan who knows that Taylor is hurting...The girl asked Taylor to DM her and said she would like to sit and talk and offered her cuddles with her cat...Are we the office hotties? Rizzo pulled up some stat story to prove that we have enthusiasm and intrigue that would make an...

Are you game for a triple dippy on a Monday? Opening audio kicked off with 3 ridiculous stories from the weekend...One woman found blood in her kids Burger King kids meal...Like lots of blood...Ken Jennings was a saucy silly goose on Jeopardy...He said a bad word and thought he was so funny...Stay off of your phone around 50 feet as one man fell into one while he was on his phone...When a one-legg...

The Urinal 50... The Man who LOOKS LIKE HIS SHIZU (yea right) The 9-foot Stolen Rooster and the Homeless Encampment it was found. Speaking of Roosters the TOOBIN can be avoided IF you just became a STICK FIGURE... DUH! The Truck Stop Shower turns into the KINGS CHOMPERS and his biting of people in his inner circle, Queen INCLUDED! Finally, the Opening Audio that led to FREE WILLY recreations.

Nobody cares about your dumb phone booth story Rizzo...Rizzo had a dumb story that he thought was must listen to radio that he tried to get on all show...We chatted about how we were disciplined as kids because a camp counselor talked about entitled kids that can't even spell the word exit...Rizzo then tried to slip in the phone booth story, but Johnny called, derailing his plan and talked about u...

I wanna lick lick lick you from your head to your toes...That is a lyric one young grandma is going viral over because she is referencing songs from her time as compared to ones from the past...Don't fart at Disney...2 million people video watched a video and were tricked into thinking that Disney has new thermal technology that helps them detect if people farted and if they do they will be escort...

Here is the deal...Be a fat gamer or don't be one!!...Why are so many gamers getting injuries playing video games? Sit...Be covered with cheese dust and move on...You can also sit and be a voice actor much like the man who is going viral for being awful at it...Say you're walking alongside The French Broad River and your nip falls off...What do you do? Do you seek a doctor? Do you cry? Do you get...

Do not feed your dog Alpo...Rizzo felt the audience was on the edge of their seats this morning to hear this story when the show kicked off...A dog seemed to have had too much of it and had a world record gas passing...The Weinermobile is down and out after an accident outside of Chicago...Speaking of down and out...A couple decided to do an all-electric trip by car and boat...Unfortunately, the b...

Goodbye Joe!! The President has decided to not run again...We delve more into it as the show trucks along...There is no need to livestream you running from the police with your child in the car over stealing a Bic lighter and Ritz bits crackers...We talked about a guy who went viral for doing just that...Are you under 250lbs and do you eat fluff? Fluffy cola is the new drink where you rub fluff in...

WOW WHAT A WEEK! First Richard Simmons, Dr. Ruth pass! Trump is attempted to be assassinated while just 24 hours later Baby Hands (Rizzo's Fiancé' is electrocuted. The NEXT DAY, we see a MOMMA BEAR with 5 cubs stuck in a tree and find out the KING of England may be insane! He KNIGHTED A GOAT! Just like Sir Elton John or Sir Rod Stewart. Then we find a mom who was DINE AND DASHED locally, a mom who...

No outage is stopping this show on a Friday....A global outage has grounded airplanes and stopped people from accessing their banks...Man what a crazy week in America...Do you know who loves America...The one and only Hulk Hogan...The Hulkster was the star of the RNC last night...He cut a wrestling promo and did the shirt rip to boot...If someone wants a pizza at the Sam's Club Cafe two minutes be...

Don't be scared to fly this plane called The Rizzo & Jeff Show...We kicked things off with opening audio talking about a pilot that has cue cards to calm him as he flies because he is afraid of it...We have a revved up Dolly Parton...She was doing an interview and the interviewer asked her about her tight clothes and she said would it feel weird if I took them off...Having some local issues in tow...

Nothing says a Wednesday morning like waking up after your fiancé was electrocuted by a lightning strike...That happened to Rizzo's lady...Thankfully she is OK...Now she can play Mall Madness and Dream phone..Ever meet a word wizard? They are easily found in the periodical section in your local library...A guy tried messing with a local woman testing her spelling and it went viral...More meat heis...

We were vigorously pleasured to kick off the show this morning after this past weekend's events...As the show got going this morning, we talked about a woman from Nebraska that was visiting Key West in Florida when she was arrested for "vigorously" pleasuring herself at 6:30am... Have you heard of Peter Paul's? No? That is exactly what Jeff was trying to tell Rizzo...Peter Paul is the company that...

Let's bring down the temperature in the room today!! An attempted assassination of a US President....Deaths galore...Richard Simmons...Dr. Ruth...Shannen Doherty...A woman shoplifted from a TJ Maxx 30 times....Another woman found a dead mouse in her Mike's Hard Lemonade...Dr. Ruth has passed at 96...We went through some wonderful memories of Dr. Ruth...She was nasty in a good way...If you're looki...

0713 Week in Review another OLD Scammed by Costner, The Elton Pee that won't go away and Pervy Jeff Goldblum! We then Celebrate Jeff's Birthday in "Listener Court" where HE WANTS NO CELEBRATIONS AFTER 40!!! What a BUM! Wonder who wins? Finally, we speak to a MOTHER IN ARDEN who is STRAPPED and in DISTRESS about the shooting who drained her savings to move! We end the week with the TWERK TAT" a gir...

What was your favorite fair ride as a tween? Gravatron? Teacups? Dumbo ride? Whatever it was do not go to the Ohio State Fair and try to ride rides because they barely got any delivered...How could you leave a blind woman on the side of the road if you're an Uber driver? One Uber driver did that because he got a high-priced pick up at an airport...Can we stop with the Apocalypse stuff...A guy was...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEFF!! If you want to call him and wish him a happy birthday you can do that at 1-800-COLLECT...One man was trying to explain to his daughter what a collect call was and you'd think he was speaking another language...We've heard it all now...A woman has a favorite food she can't stop eating...That would be bricks...Not bricks of cheese...Actual bricks...We shed a tear in Asheville t...

The Winky is a big fat liar!! We started off the show listening to Henry Winkler fib to us that the FBI showed up on his doorstep while he was being a bad boy smoking the green, and they said they were just there to meet "The Fonz" ...We also had Dave that called and informed us The Fonz never drove a motorcycle...Meet Matt Pancake...Matty Pancake decided to break into pet stores and set the pets...

Hungry for an ear lobe? We started the show going back in history to the day Mike Tyson bit off Evander Holyfield's ear...Our boss loves the band Heart so much by the way that he would paddle boat to England to get a glimpse of them...A woman loves to dress and act like a dog...She gets walked and gets treats...Treats are her favorite thing...She also wears knee pads...You do the math...The Hawk T...

IT'S URINE!! That's probably what Danny Trejo would have rather heard than "its acid" as he got water balloons thrown at him during a parade...Can we not play around with fireworks? Someone put fireworks next to a porta-potty in an attempt to scare someone inside and accidentally blew it up! A drive by cheesing? That's what happened in Wisconsin...Lots of things being thrown around over the holida...

Ever run down a list of Rosie O'Donnell's wives? Well, we did to kick off Friday's show...Thank Rizzo as he sounded like he was throwing out koosh balls...Ever have a bear log in your car? A guy's car was destroyed after a bear got trapped inside...Not only did he destroy the inside but he left a bear log...A woman is being brought up on assault charges for throwing a tarantula at someone...A dump...

We don't feel sorry for you if you chose dumb death....The show kicked off with opening audio talking about the update of the woman who was poisoning her husband with round-up...If he didn't notice ...It's on him...Also we talked about a guy who is living out in the Pacific Ocean on a paddleboard...Sorry your dad left when you were 10 with a cheerleader...Guess what...If it's death by great white....