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Here is part two of our Thursday edition of us talking to the community after it has been decimated by Hurricane Helene. We are connecting families and helping people find basic needs like water, food, gas and ATM’s.

Here is part one of our Thursday edition of us talking to the community after it has been decimated by Hurricane Helene. We are connecting families and helping people find basic needs like water, food, gas and ATM’s.

A listener named Todd called us yesterday in tears and barely able to talk as he lost contact with his girlfriend on Friday when Helene hit. He thought she had passed after her area was severely hit by the storm. The good news is she was not, and he was able to hear from her!!

Here is part one of our Wednesday edition of us talking to the community after it has been decimated by Hurricane Helene. We are connecting families and helping people find basic needs like water, food, gas and ATM’s.

Here is part one of our Wednesday edition of us talking to the community after it has been decimated by Hurricane Helene. We are connecting families and helping people find basic needs like water, food, gas and ATM's.

AVL MEDIA GROUP and Rizzo and Jeff WERE THE 1st ON AIR FOR THE DISASTER!!! FRIDAY AND SATURDAY WITHA 7 station simulcast! PROOF 09-29 and 09-30

Since the Helene has caused catastrophic damage to Asheville, we have been on the air every day connecting folks with their lost loved ones, helping people find food and water and doing what we can to disseminate information to the area across all Asheville Media Group stations!!

Helene sounds like a woman you'd want in a bar fight with you...We kick off the show with Hurricane Helene bearing down on us...Let's stay safe...Speaking of concern, we listened to Kansas City Chiefs head coach Andy Reid try to explain away that it's not because of Taylor Swift that Travis Kelce is playing bad...He was breathing heavily...Jay-Z who has partied at Diddy's House and Neverland Ranch...

Not all of the audio...Just the clips as we kick off the show with opening audio...How do we feel about a Sly Stallone/Jelly Roll combo? Jelly Roll did an episode of Tulsa King...Party All The Time!! A woman sang Eddie Murphy's pop hit to her co-workers, and they were lost...If you are Dutch, you cannot be horny and helpful at the same time...A Dutch man who is a sperm donor has helped father over...

Don't let your arms explode as you jump up and down for the show today...I woman's arms basically exploded because she pushed it a little too hard in cross fit...Calm down...Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was in the US talking about Canadian bacon...He says they call it back bacon...More Flavor Flav really? Now he wants to officiate the wedding between Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce...Stephen Baldwi...

Welcome to The Rizzo & Jeff Show where we always leave the light on for ya...The lead singer of Journey had a rough go...Purple apples do not exist...It was just artificial intelligence...Old clips of Diddy are now creepy as we played on where he was on with Conan O'Brien and talking about having locks on doors at his parties and no air conditioning... We have one weeping celebrity and one celebri...

Would you soil yourself for a Sentra? A man won a Nissan Sentra after living in a car for a week with others...You couldn't leave the car to use the restroom...Whatever food you didn't finish had to stay in there...He soiled himself for the win...Everyone bailed...A man channeled his inner Adam Sandler with a viral video of Sandler emojis as we get ready for Happy Gilmore 2...A town is having an i...

Ho Ho Ho Ho...Whoooo Whoooo Whoooo...Haaa haaa haaa....We have a special show for you today...But first...Feed us Rizzo...Opening audio starts with a guy who tried to steal a corvette but got locked inside...A guy in Ohio lied about seeing alligators...An 8 yr. old made it to Target driving her mom's car...Within a story about a man who got 12 seatbelt tickets, we were able to learn about a weenus...

Twiddly diddly dee...I need a cheeseburger inside of me...We played a new anthem to kick off this National Cheeseburger Day...A man had alligators living in his pool...He claims folks kept putting them in there...People living in Japan have hit an all-time high of living past 100 years old...Rizzo feels we should show our elders here a good time by showing them what we got...Did you know Carl Wins...

We hoped the pay off for the $500 lolly story was worth the wait...Before we got to the story we had to hear from a drunk forklift operator...Now back to the awful story about a lollipop...The Drew Barrymore show could be the worst talk show in history...She tricked 50 Cent into licking a lollipop...That was it...That was the story...A local newscast shamed a co-worker in a caddy way...They made u...

Wendy, we know you desire us but we are not coming over at 6am...That's how we got started on a Monday...Things kicked off with a bit of a scuffle with Jane's Addiction...A few men won a Nobel Peace Prize for discovering that some mammals breathe through their back door...Tito Jackson didn't make it...We lost Tito at 70yrs old...A substitute teacher was caught auditioning his hand puppet during pe...

REALLY BIG SHOW!! Rizzo decided to channel Ed Sullivan this morning to kick things off on Friday the 13th...2 birthday bonanzas and a story about the USPS were a part of opening audio...A guy had to suffer through a mariachi happy birthday from a drunk neighbor...When you are in your 80's, let's not put 80+ candles on a cake...The USPS is getting new trucks and people are elated...A man. A car. A...

Let's kick the show off with a little UNC ugghhhh uggghhhh uggghhhh SMOOCH...Shannon Sharpe accidentally left his Instagram Live up as he was having some private time with a lady...A woman was disgusted by a guy clipping his toenails by a pool...To repo or not repo...A man came up with a way to keep his car from getting hitched on to the back of a tow truck...He put propane in the trunk and then p...

Have you taken your once daily Jardiance? Opening audio kicked off with a dad who keeps his baby from crying by singing the Jardiance commercial song...A woman with a pregnancy brain accidentally ordered 99 bananas on a food shopping order...Australians want you to poo more at work, so they started a campaign...They want you to picture Taylor Swift going to the bathroom...When you go in for gallbl...

The word Johnson meant a much different thing during the Reagan administration...It was all ruined by the Big Johnson clothing line...A woman ordered a croissant lamp on Temu and actually got a lamp shoved through a croissant...A woman found out at a wedding from the woman he was being cheated on with that it was happening...He walked up to her and gave her the "we need to talk" ...Poor Flo...We r...

We have Glenn scoops a plenty to kick off Monday...A father wanted his boy to get all of the girls in school...A man finally unlogged a Lego dot from his nose after 25 years while in the shower...How it got up there, we do not know...Finally the Glenn scoop...A virtual assistant that was tricked into saying a silly name...That was for a listener of ours Glenn...Waiting all weekend for that huh? A...

Funny hair in funny places...Rizzo has finally grown up and promised to stop doing silly voices at drive-thrus...One guy in a timely fashion did a Beetlejuice voice...Enough...Steve Harvey thinks there are sports in which athletes fondle each other in Venezuela...Hey weirdo...When you walk into a ladies room by accident, just turn around and walk out...Don't sit and apologize...That's what one guy...

Nathan Lane aka Rizzo kicked off the show after he obviously tapped into a sassafras tree...A roided up tough guy tried to fight a kid for complimenting his car...A woman had an emotional breakdown after a break up because Taco Bell gave her a free Baja Blast...And heeerrreee we go...Swifties are now explaining football to other Swifties as we get ready for the first game of the NFL season tonight...

Wednesday kicked off learning that Rizzo was a real crank yanker in Queens...He loved using the 3-way call feature to connect Chinese restaurants with Korean supermarkets...Rachel Ray almost killed a qualluded up Tony Bennett...She polished her floors so much that he slipped and hit his head...Did you know the big bonus of living in a van is that you can BBQ? Well, a man got married while living i...

We don't give you the whole audio piece...Just the clips to start your Tuesday back...Dating in Alabama is tough...Try to avoid dating your family members or you'll have kids with elbow knees...A woman in Indiana was told telepathically from Kanye West to steal a car with a baby in it...A man gave us a motivational speech which could have been the worst ever...Sounded like he was reading it from t...