105.9 The Mountain

Donald Trump is the 47th President of the United States and oh ya by the way it is Rizzo's birthday...Strawberry the pig broke into the barn and got drunk drinking all of the wine...A woman said that asparagus helps her determine who will win the election...Initially it said Kamala...She is now blaming the asparagus...Another woman named Kamala Harris didn't like feeling the pressure to vote for h...

ELECTION DAY!! Before we get things going we need to be fed...We took a walk back to the 1980's and took a listen to a Subway tutorial on how to order a proper hoagie...We then reminisced about the time Jeff worked at Goodwill and talked about a story about how some folks donated live ammunition...Jeff would have been the highest paid employee in the store at $11 an hour...There is nothing wrong w...

Kicking off this election week with Elmer Fudd to kick off opening audio as a man pretended to be  him to get out of a ticket...A woman slept with over 100 men in one day...Her advice is to cheat to keep your relationship healthy...Michael Jackson almost did not do "We are the world" ...We are the children Mikey Jackson...Steve Harvey is planting Harvey seeds on The Feud...We contend the guests on...

Kicking off this election week with Elmer Fudd to kick off opening audio as a man pretended to be  him to get out of a ticket...A woman slept with over 100 men in one day...Her advice is to cheat to keep your relationship healthy...Michael Jackson almost did not do "We are the world" ...We are the children Mikey Jackson...Steve Harvey is planting Harvey seeds on The Feud...We contend the guests on...

A little ditty we call Friday is upon us...Let's be careful when playing with fireworks kids...There is a doctor that says let your kids have unlimited access to Halloween candy...A woman stole an ambulance with a dead body in the back...A man blew off his hand after the Dodgers won the World Series by lighting an M-80 while holding it...That was Opening Audio...Australians are up in arms about an...

Let's walk steadily into this Thursday edition of the show...As we kick off opening audio, we talk about the beds we want...Rizzo wants a racecar bed...Jeff wants a wrestling ring bed...A woman has a coffin bed so that she can hide in it and get away from her problems...A woman walks us through what it is like to have gotten it on with a ghost who is a British soldier from the 1700's and is a dyna...

On the topic of mischievous elders, let's kick the show off with opening audio...But first we get to a woman who is having a ghost pregnancy with Casper the ghost...An elder went into a store and saw a deal for 44lbs of cheese and left with it...Another elder rode a golf cart into a restaurant and ran over people eating dinner...They claim she was not intoxicated...Naughty listener Wendy finally c...

Let's start this off with a little song and dance...Well no problem...We have the song and dance daddy Rizzo...If you call 911 to order a pizza just make sure you order extra ham...A woman did that and went extra cheese...A 59 year old man who said he was 21 but looks older because of what he says is Benjamin Button Syndrome met a woman on Tinder...He also said he looks older because he works two...

Jesus, Mary & Joseph...Dreams come true with Rosie...You will find out later on in the podcast about her...RIP to the oldest person in US history...Elizabeth Francis has passed away at 115...Are you married to a hefty or a sturdy? Don't hire goofy influencers to ask for a divorce on your behalf...Hire Brian Baumgartner from The Office...Bucatini for dinner on this National Pasta/Silly Fingers Day...

GUESS WHAT?!? Rizzo saw a bear and her cubs in the mountains here...As we reminisced about our theater days it brought us to a conversation about Chi Chi's...That was because McDonalds is having E-coli issues with their Quarter Pounder...It was the peppers that brought down the Chi Chi's...Hopefully McDonalds is ok...Today we celebrate bologna...One woman couldn't not pronounce it and never knew i...

Mark called and came out of the Long John Silver's closet to kick off the show...Rapper Cardi B wants to sue CPS and kill the people that called them on her...She does take the kids to Skyzone...Celebrity Mortal Kombat is a thing...Some of the characters you can use are Kim Kardashian, Elon Musk, Gordon Ramsey and the strongest character OPRAH...Her finisher is called "The Clam" ...FINISH HIM!! Wo...

You don't want your last words to be "I did it" if you are Diddy...But that's what he said he wants his last words to be...That kicked off opening audio today...Imagine going to your favorite fast food spot and then they have nothing available you want to order...A man got super emotional placing his vote...We feel he was an RFK Jr. guy...Basheer would you mind if we checked your freezer...We list...

WE WERE ABLE TO GET OUR DUNKIN!! A sense of normalcy is afoot here in Asheville as the curfew has been lifted and businesses are opening back up!! We kicked the show off with opening audio...Jeff was lost about some Simpsons audio Rizzo chuckled over...An annoying Walmart worker has to sing people home at the end of the night when the store closes...People were cheering as a granny attempted to ge...

This was QUITE the week. As we BEGIN A LONG arduous rebuild like so MANY in our DEVISTATED COMMUNITY we tried to bring a light and levity to those who are STRUGGLING and TRYING to find some light and laughter in this HORRIFIC TRAGEDY... We have BEEN THERE and WILL CONTINUE to BE THERE for ALL OF YOU because we are WNC STRONG!!! With all the LOVE and THANKS in our Hearts,  Rizzo and Jeff See you Mo...

80 percent of the water has returned!!! We spoke on the show today with Clay Chandler who is the spokesperson for the water department of the city of Asheville, and he didn't want to commit but he did feel that we should be at 100% in the next 72 hours...As fast-food restaurants now re-open, can we leave the workers alone and not attempt to go viral with them? A simple discussion about Henry Winkl...

Jeff gets his water back and Rizzo's water pipes explode in his bathroom...What a crazy mid-week show we are having...Despite it all we are seeing the water make its way all around the county no matter what the color is...We were trying to figure out what hue of brown the water was. A caller posed and interesting question about if it is OK to begin using his guilty pleasure...His bidet...Former Pr...

The water or wooder is returning more and more each day!! As we kicked off Tuesday, we talked about the video of hydrants open downtown! More businesses are beginning open or prepare to open and it is a welcoming sight...We discussed Jeff wanting badly to get a haircut and if he should go silver fox...The overwhelming consensus is that he silver foxes this party up...We listened to a woman who was...

WE HAVE H20!! Water has begun flowing again in Asheville and we are slowly starting to see certain towns being able to flush their toilets...We had some listeners take umbrage with us over our dislike for Long John Silvers...Surprisingly it is a hit in this town...Gil called with excitement about his water returning and let us know he is going to take a bath with his collection of rubber ducks...I...

As we close out week 2 after Helene's destruction, we are feeling that Asheville and surrounding areas are starting feel things are beginning to slowly look up. After yesterday's great update about the water, we are hearing from more and more people that have their water being turned on. Rizzo was able to meet the CEO of McDonalds who was helping hand out food at the McRig. Jeff finally got his cl...

Today on the Thursday 10/10 edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show, the optimism was pouring in. More and more calls came through about water and power coming back on! Rizzo was able to get his insulin thanks to some amazing folks from Tallahassee, FL! We talked about the plans to open schools in the coming weeks...And as the show winded down we got a major update about a main connection of the water sy...

On this Wednesday 10/9 edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show we keep hope alive as we recover from Helene! We talked about the potential positive repair of the water system...We also chatted the possibility of schools and restaurants opening! We heard amazing stories from locals in remote communities helping each other get through this disaster. There were some feelings of optimism today!

On this Tuesday 10/8 edition of the show, we opened the phone lines again to everyone in the area lending assistance and info, as we are far from out of the woods with the Helene aftermath. We played audio of Dr. Phil who was in the area and even discussed foods we'd never thought we'd eat until this all happened.

On todays show we kept the updates coming for resources after Helene. We also had the opportunity to hear from Mayor Manheimer of Asheville and we got an update from The Red Cross on their latest efforts in the area.

Here is part two of our Friday edition of us talking to the community after it has been decimated by Hurricane Helene. We are connecting families and helping people find basic needs like water, food, gas and ATM’s. Today we talked to a woman who was almost swept away by the raging waters, and we connected an 80 yr. old woman who was stranded with water and help.

Here is part one of our Friday edition of us talking to the community after it has been decimated by Hurricane Helene. We are connecting families and helping people find basic needs like water, food, gas and ATM’s. Today we talked to a woman who was almost swept away by the raging waters, and we connected an 80 yr. old woman who was stranded with water and help.