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Busy busy day on the show...Even Bozo the Clown will enjoy this program today...A singing telegram is a good way to start the week...What happened to the art of the singing telegram? We found a local place that will do them...We all know the kids of today do not pay attention to anything...A mother sent her daughter out to mow the lawn and she had her air pods in and didn't realize the motor wasn'...

Hold on to your bat hat...We start the show by Jeff not being able to hold in a sneeze...Is Nickel Back? Nickelback is back and is about to go on tour and make a live album...They made a parody of their own song Photograph...Another Jellyroll interview, another conversation about losing weight...He is becoming Carnie Wilson...A funeral home is ready and waiting this week because there is an influx...

Has a doe touched you? The reckoning is coming when it comes to Bambi...Let's get right into Opening Audio to kick off the show today...Apparently several thousand people are going viral over the fact that entire bags of chicken nuggets have no meat inside of them...There are epic ways to quit a job...A guy was sick of working at Cracker Barrel and hired a mariachi band to quit...Ladies and gentle...

The motto for the day...Let er rip!...We get to Opening Audio to kick things off...We'd like to talk to you about country music star Tyler Childers says he has never eaten potato wedges...We don't believe him...The price of rent-a-chicken has now gone up to $100 a month...The price is beginning to skyrocket...Let's not get crazy...Yet another Steve Harvey plan on the Family Feud...No one is buying...

Nothing like a mug of Mark and a lick to make it move on a Monday morning...That takes us to Opening Audio...We start with that one annoying flight attendant who has to sing when making announcements...This time it was Vanilla Ice...The Florida Man Games happened over the weekend in Florida and man was it a scene...Lots of day drinking...Tossing gators...Watch for PETA...Have you ever changed the...

We have a murder mystery on our hands today...We will delve into Hackman later in the show...Opening Audio starts off today with a dunce cap...Come on Iola...A girl is suing the school district she went to because she can not read...She claims they sat her in a corner and made her draw flowers...Gayle King is going to space...She sounds scared to death to be going on Blue Origin...Oprah keeps push...

RIP GENE HACKMAN!! We will get to Gene later on...Cosby resurfaces! That certainly gets things going on a Thursday...It is time for Opening Audio...Who has an ax in their car? Only elders...A road rage incident occurred between two elders and one attacked the other's car...The man known as wide neck was arrested for being a perv...Speaking of perv...An old video of an interview Bill Cosby and Sofi...

Well this show started with a THUD!! More Taylor Swift as we watch the NFL next year...Travis Kelce looks like he is going to be back next year...Time for Travis to have an oopsie baby...An Uber delivery driver dropped off dinner at a house...He came back to ask the woman out on a date...Her husband was not pleased...Her name was Esther...If your name is Esther you are either on the show Maude or...

WE HAVE AN AVERAGE SHOW TODAY!! So let's take this thing to Opening Audio to get things going...Rizzo prefers his insects manscaped...A man lost it over a spider because he does not like hairy...Jeff we found out was the inventor of the game "gimmie butt"...It is a TikTok trend between couples...Jeff plays it with his dog when chasing him...A woman who cannot let high school drama go refuses to ge...

Another REALLY BIG SHOW!! A man was upset about an alligator who had a football stuck in his mouth...He went to try and help and the gator wasn't having it...We give you one name sir...Steve Irwin...A man signed up for a voluntary lifetime ban at casinos in PA because he had a gambling problem...He went in and won 60k but he could not collect the winnings and he got arrested as well...A man saw a...

Rizzo & Jeff Full Show Friday 2/21 by 105.9 The Mountain

Riz Roker is quite upset that there is a wintery mix outside in February...Let us open you up with some audio today...Monica Lewinsky is an inventor and wanted to make a raincoat for your purse...Someone else came up with it...She knows a lot about raincoats...A man with the license plate BGDADDY got pulled over on Valentine's Day...He drove off because he had gifts to deliver...A beaver is being...

As we get ready for the over-hyped snow storm coming our way, we start things off with a bit of a tickle...Rizzo is giving you ASAP Rocky news...That is right...Rihanna's baby daddy...His case was dismissed...A basketball player's retirement jersey was upside down when it was raised into the rafters...What an embarrassing moment...An 87 year old man was going around the neighborhood handing out in...

Thanks to Mark for getting our noodles moving this morning to kick the show off...A woman got into a fight with her dog over Flamin' Hot Cheetos...Let him have them and learn his lesson...Speaking of Cheetos...They now have Flamin' Hot Cheetos/Dill pickle flavor...There was actually a news story about it...A bus driver has to be the annoying bus driver who has to sing...One is going viral for his...

Nothing like an unexpected smooch to get things going on a snowy/icy Monday...Ever hear of a loosie? That is just buying a single cigarette...How about a loosie egg...That is where we are at now...Do you like Marmite? Well try coffee paste...It is something new that you can put on toast...At least it is gooey...Let's keep grandpa's off of snowmobiles...Especially when those snow mobiles are on ice...

Things will be great when you're downtown...We kicked off the show with our favorite mouth harpist Marsha who is heading downtown tonight to party for Valentine's Day...That rolls us into Opening Audio...Howdy! Arizona has legislation out to make howdy the official greeting of the state...You can not have howdy without the doody...Rod Stewarts wife let us know how they keep it hot and sexy in the...

Marsha what do you think about Chubby Checker getting into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame? I don't think he'd fit...Good stuff Marsha...That kicks off the show this morning...Opening Audio time...Cardi B is not happy with Donald Trump because she ruined her $3000 Louis Vuitton shoes at the Superbowl...She blames him because celebrities couldn't use the golf carts...In return she wants her deported u...

Weatherman Danny Bicks says the weather outside today is RAW & WET...We try to decipher exactly what that means...A man found another man naked in his closet when he came home from work...The man had his pants down...He asked the man to politely leave and then made a video while listening to Josh Groban...We have some buttercream hiccups aka fat mistakes...A krispy crime...A woman stole a Krispy K...

Are you a Macho Macho man? We will get to that in Listener Court...But it is Opening Audio time...On this day in 2006 Dick Cheney shot a friend of his on a quail hunting trip...Kid Rock was at Jon Bon Jovi's restaurant being sassy towards the audience...WWE superstar Sheamus is now slinging a new perfume from Dominoes that smells like pepperoni...Good luck to any woman that will smell like cured m...

GO BIRDS!! Fresh off of the Eagles dominating win yesterday we get the show going and look back at the game that was...Guy Fieri doesn't like eggs, but many seem to...A big robbery happened where 500 eggs were stolen...They have become such a hot commodity...A man has been arrested for calling a church over 67 times leaving vulgar messages and was arrested...A woman with no legs is now on Naked &...

A bold claim from a bold man...Rizzo says Eagles by two touchdowns...Also, will the guy we see at Dunkin Donuts get his window fixed...Let's head to Opening Audio...The NFL Honors happened last night and the first shot went to UNC's Bill Belichick and his young girlfriend...A 7 year old was interviewed on the news after he heard a boom...He dropped the "F" bomb on live TV...Arnold Schwarzenegger g...

Hold please for the Dr. Brimley/Rizzo story...Let's get going with Opening Audio...A man plummeted from a ski lift...That is why we stay off of them...We told our zipline story....Elton John wants to coast in his later life...He is hanging with R&B superstar Brandy...We look back 15 years ago in remembrance of the former Toronto mayor Rob Ford...What a mess...Are you Whoopi approved? Whoopi talks...

THE BUTTONS!! Uncle O'Grimacey is back...We will get to that later on...South Beach does not want you there for spring break...So much so that they made a commercial to deter you from coming...It's Wayne time...Steve Harvey had another plant on the show that couldn't answer a simple question...We are tired of his mustache and buff upper body...A blind man was denied a concealed carry permit, and w...

Have you ever met Dr. Feelgood? Well no worries, our tanner score is good...Let's get the show going with Opening Audio...A pilot has to reassure folks that they will be safe...Can he just say there is no turbulence...A zoo in China is trying to pass off Chow Chow dogs as tigers...Everyone can tell the difference...We then got into Amish Chow Chow...What a delicious treat...You should try it...Let...

Allen Ludden did not light up on TV...Lets kick off Monday on the show...It's Opening Audio time...Do you trust a man who likes to jump rope? Especially who likes double dutch? A man who enjoys doing that, saved a boy with his rope...We conclude he took the boy to Subway afterwards for a sandwich...Know what a keester watcher is? An elderly woman was stopped at customs for having cocaine in her wh...