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Can we please stop the licking? Asheville wanted to continue yesterday's conversation about what body part is licked the least...We must move on to Opening Audio...A prerequisite for driving a bus is that you don't drive it drunk...A bus driver did just that and kept missing the stops...Where he was going, no one knows...Look but don't touch...A man fumbled through a best man speech about stripper...

Our drunk aerobics instructor Marsha pulled her bottle of wine out of hiding this morning and played the mouth harp for us...That brings to Opening Audio...A teacher blew a .40 which maxed out the breathalyzer...ICE is using ice cream trucks to capture illegal aliens in Las Vegas...Problem is that a man who has an ice cream can't get business...Jeff's biggest fear is being tipped over in a port-a-...

When you wake up at 3am and you see Pee Wee Herman comes across the pipe, you know it's going to be a good day! All we need is a Billy tickle every now and then...Billy Ray Cyrus has been in the news too much lately, and that takes us to Opening Audio...Do not give a 5 year old a knife and a gun...Cops tried to serve a subpoena at a house and the kid showed up to the front door with both...Billy R...

TRUMP DAY!! President Trump arrives in Asheville today...Let's get to Opening Audio...A 12 year old boy was caught with a Nicolas Cage poster in his locker...We also found out today that Rizzo does NOT like Cheetos...He is not American...A mother discovered that her kids got into her father's urn...AKA her Paw Paw...The problem is they were on the floor, and she vacuumed them up and one of her kid...

Another mouth harping to start the show with our favorite mouth harpist Marsha Marsha Marsha kicking us off...It takes us into Opening Audio...We have problems on The Wheel...A contestant that guessed guppies knocked down Ryan Seacrest...It's NACHO CHEESE...A couple of hockey announcers went crazy after a fan threw nachos onto the ice...Vince Vaughn knows its ski season and that all the lifts are...

Could it be the white bean chicken chili that has Rizzo's voice off today? Let's get things going on this super cold day with Opening Audio...The snow was flying in Florida and the folks there made a snow plow out of a box of beer and a pole...A dog that keeps going viral for not knowing how to bark seems to be struggling and the family seems to want him to go viral...A woman went viral for gettin...

Marsha got us going fresh off of a presidential inauguration with some sweet mouth harp playing...That was the real Opening Audio...We did get to OA and we heard from Sly Stallone who doesn't want to be stereotyped...A guy doesn't like to help kids on the ski slopes...When they reach for help he lets them go down the hill...Remember kids...Pizza & French Fry...A woman almost lost it when TikTok we...

It's Thursday out there from the camp leader and his canteen boy...Let's get it going with Opening Audio!! Don't ditch this popsicle stand...A teacher runs down all the slang and other bizarre things her students said throughout the week...YU Ane Shii...That is the name of a man who graduated Harvard...He is going to have a rough go in the corporate world with that name...Ever sniff the seat of a...

Paddington Bear got the mid-week early morning folks going...He better watch out for the coyotes...One was wrangled up inside of an Aldi after it somehow got into the store...Even a coyote knows a good deal...A dog cannot stand when you mention the name Taylor Swift...Everyone has that one story they love to tell...Bruce Springsteen continues to tell one about meeting teens in a lobby and then goi...

Mark and Marsha Marsha Marsha kick off the show before 6am with pig chat…We learned the pig scene in Hannibal was filmed at The Biltmore…Christopher Walken does not get why people come up to him and always mimic his most famous lines…You don’t get it? Speaking of mimicry, a cat sang along over the rainbow with its owner…Jeff let us know that his dog Teddy hates the BK have it your way commercial…D...

Mark and Marsha Marsha Marsha kick off the show before 6am with pig chat...We learned the pig scene in Hannibal was filmed at The Biltmore...Christopher Walken does not get why people come up to him and always mimic his most famous lines...You don't get it? Speaking of mimicry, a cat sang along over the rainbow with its owner...Jeff let us know that his dog Teddy hates the BK have it your way comm...

Marilyn Manson...What a time to be alive...Rizzo was a Hot Topic guy...The reason we discuss that is because the rumor of his ribs being removed for "things" ...A woman had hers removed so that she can make a crown with them...A man in LA found his dog still living in the rubble of his house after 5 days...A guy is so obsessed with the game rock, paper, scissors, that he has figured out the perfec...

Snowmageddon ARRIVES!! And so does Opening Audio...Somehow, we got into a convo about workout guru Tony Little...Another story about someone holding onto a McDonald's burger for 30 years and it still looks the same...Spencer Pratt did not seem that concerned that his house was burnt to the ground...He was more concerned that the fires got him 1 million followers on Instagram...Don't blame Woody's...

A day away from Snowmageddon...We are expecting 2-4 inches here possibly...We kick things off with Opening Audio...An 80 year old woman lost her life when her motorized scooter caught on fire outside of a senior care community...We listened to the top 911 calls of 2024...They ranged from washing machines not working to cats being mean to people calling because someone messed with their ice cream.....

ENOUGH WITH THIS COLD...Bring on the sweet cuddly mayhem...Let's get going with Opening Audio...We start with Pam Anderson and how she was discovered...And BTW the video with her and Tommy Lee still makes us all insecure...She was found on a jumbotron at a CFL football game...Steve Guttenberg was interviewed during the wildfires in California...He seemed to be a little upset that he was not recogn...

One of Jeff's biggest fears...ICE is upon us this morning...But we got the show going talking about reusable toilet paper...A woman tried to convince her husband it was a good idea...He wasn't buying it...Artificial Intelligence is recreating songs from the 80's and it's creepy how good it is...Maybe we should be worried about our jobs...Bill Murray is kicking off a singing career...He is going ar...

Llama chat and Van Halen to get things moving on a rainy Monday...That leads us into Opening Audio...A Hooters girl was trying to get out of a ticket and she kept calling the cop daddy and was popping her top...Rapper Ice-T was pulled over in one of his 7 cars...His license hasn't been valid since 2021 and his registration has expired...T was able to get out of it...T's got a guy...A guy got pulle...

Stop going on the 105.9 The Mountain Facebook and asking for the Dr. Now magnets that were posted...Buy your own...A woman couldn't figure out how to work her Temu stud finder...Rizzo also got fooled by a Temu meme on X...A man in England better have his best barrister wig ready to go when he sues a mechanic for telling him to put juice in his gas tank...A woman caught her man cheating when she ca...

One toot for Kamala...2 toots for Trump...In our head that's how Jimmy Carter voted...Let's kick off 2025...Opening Audio time...Gas granny is upset that her grandson put diesel gas in her car...Did you know you can buy a cheese grater at Olive Garden...That is quite a golumpagus move...A woman went crazy over it and wanted the cheese as well...She is obviously not a booth lady...Jocelyn Wildenste...

Gene Hackman is from Nebraska...Maybe it is him throwing the dead deer in the road...There is a man who shows up to accidents right after they happen...He has done it more than once...That kicked off Opening Audio...We then traveled to a school Christmas musical where a little girl said she liked her whole class except one chunky kid...Why pick on the young chunky? We jammed to a mash up of a love...

We talked about eating squirrels before 6am with some folks...That kicked off our Thursday...And thanks to Bachman Turner Overdrive we are Takin' Care of Business to get things going...It's going to be a really big show as we kick off Opening Audio...A Santa made a citizen's arrest on a man that attempted to steal a bone in ham...What was supposed to be a conversation about elf on a shelf turned i...

It's a foggy Wednesday...Or as caller Johnny would say "froggy" ...As we kick off the show with Opening Audio...A woman had a spider pulled from her ear...How do you get a spider in your ear? Do you know a Bob? A little girl recognized her neighbor as Santa...That's not the first time Bob peaked through the window...A couple perfectly acted out the plot to a Hallmark movie...Do you not get along w...

Jeff will not be sweating to the oldies today as his exercise bike was delivered to an address in Chicago...Maybe he needs a hot Dr. Pepper...That kicks off Opening Audio...An old fashioned drink from the 1950's is making a comeback...The Rat Pack were the official freak off fellas...A Bills player wound up getting a howdy doody when  he went for a football during the game this past week...Fingers...

Well, he's just Drew...What is Drew Carey? He is quite androgynous...We will get to him coming up...Opening Audio kicks off today with a coach who is a real man's man...He talked about his hot wife and how he gets to go to work every day in jogging clothes...Another man is a professional drinker after he admitted to having 10 drinks...Maybe just let him circle the sack...A 320lb woman was stuck in...

It's TT not DD...We start the show with a little ditty...Luigi it's a me Mario...A man stood outside the jail where the now executie is staying and yelled that...Women still want him and feel like his life is being wasted...Charles Barkley made a joke about Jay-Z on the NBA broadcast and the rest of the panel couldn't handle it...Diddy is exposing everyone...Or should we say Didstein...Did your pa...