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This show is dedicated to you at Wink Martindale...We hope you are winking around up there...Let's get to Opening Audio...An ex-girlfriend saw her ex with his new girlfriend and ran her over in an intersection...A teacher is suspended with pay after she taped children's mouths shut with painters tape...It's not the worst of the tapes...A serial peeper was arrested after he whipped it out at a CVS...

Bert and Ernie were just a couple of confirmed bachelors that took baths...That isn't exactly the crux of Opening Audio but it is brought to you by the letter "T" today...Tortoise...A tornado came and swept away a family's pet tortoise and he was found 60 miles down the road...Turkey...A turkey went wild inside of a tool store and attacked people and destroyed the store...Tall...A Tinder date got...

Rosie is ready to step into a straight relationship to get things going this morning...We will get to that later on...A priest has issues with security...He refuses to go through the security machine because they will see him naked...So he would rather be groped and touched by the TSA...A Karen who enjoys eating the bean went crazy on her roommate for not paying...She was pretending to be hit but...

RIP Lemon Head...You will understand what we are talking about as we get this Friday show going with Opening Audio...The Masters are underway and we must talk a Masters pee...Jose Luis Ballaster took a leak as he was trying to make the cut...He peed in the river there and it doesn't look like he is going to make it...A man followed a female Walgreens worker into the ladies restroom to simply ask h...

Put on your mask with a zipper and let's get things going...We are going to laugh, we are going to cry, but we are going to be smarter for it...That our friends is Opening Audio...Rizzo is awake after not sleeping well because he is worried about the round mound of fun Chubby Checker making the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame...A town is being taken over by geese...Every time they go outside they get att...

Three stories that we wished were wrapped into one kick off Opening Audio this morning...We wish we were invited to this party...Yesterday we debated the merits of the Easter Bunny...Today we talk about a group of teenagers who beat up an Easter Bunny at the mall...It's nothing like a kiss for a candy cane...1950's jokes take us to a story about a JV football player who peed in a water jug and 15...

No one wants to be known as "bird boy"...Just remember that as we get things going on a Tuesday on the show...Opening Audio is upon us...Are you game with a street thruster? A man was caught on camera dancing on and thrusting tourists to distract them and then take their wallets...We switched up the Pepto Bismol song with a bit of an island feel...Don't like it...It's not a robin or a bluejay...It...

It's a wet and wild one today...Get out the slip and slide...Hit the bump and take a ride...Let's not wind up in a Chinese man box...It is Opening Audio time...We start it with some bad boy Canadian tongue...A Canadian man was not happy with a sign that was put up in front of his house overnight and he got a ticket...Old man newscasters got hot and saucy over a fire hydrant that was broken and the...

How do you rob the Amish? They are such docile people...We will get to that as we kick off a pretty packed Friday show...Opening Audio is upon us...We don't have a square to spare so we have to get moving...First we learned that Jeff was afraid of Kringle...Then we heard a story of a kid who said daddy there is a monster under my bed...Well there was actually a man under the bed...He ran out of th...

Let's pull some tricks out of the fifth pocket of our Levi's jeans to get things going this morning...It is Opening Audio time...We are going to do something called contrasting newsman...First off...No one is better to party with than fat Roker...One newscaster gave an upbeat cup of joy story about a family that had identical quadruplets...The story was upbeat...The next newsman was a guy that was...

Jeff has recovered after Rizzo's Bozo The Clown antics yesterday for April Fools Day...Let's get going with a little Marsha harmonica and Opening Audio...A man tried an April Fools prank with some of his regulars at his restaurant...He put lime juice in their fruit punch...It didn't go over well...Leave the elders alone...A police officer was arrested for breaking into a house...He actually wasn't...

HONK HONK HONK!! April Fools...Did you ever wonder how Jessica Simpson keeps up her vocals...That starts Opening Audio...Her vocal coach told her that drinking snake juices will help keep her voice top notch...A police officer was arrested after it was found that he had cameras hidden in the bathroom of his OWN house...He recorded his wife, sister in-law and her pappy...If you're a cop and in a po...

Could Rosie turn because of a strapping Irish lad? Those are the things we have to think about as we get going on a less smokey Monday here in Asheville...Marsha hit us with the harmonica and got us going this morning...We have problems in Idaho...They are attempting to ban truck nuts...It is getting bi-partisan support...A guy can't figure out why someone keeps leaving full bottles of urine in hi...

We learn more about what turns Asheville on by the day...For some reason breaded meat parts aka chicken nuggets really do the trick...The Olympics will be in Brisbane, Australia in 2032 and the rowing teams are upset that they will have to row in gator infested waters...AI is getting creepy...At a tech show, Suzanne Somers' widower talked to a robot of hers and asked her questions, and she was abl...

You never know what to expect when listening to The Rizzo & Jeff Show...Yesterday was silly story time, today we teach lessons...A man was arrested after he decided to go into a Walmart and started pulling TV's down from shelves and smashing merchandise...Lesson #2...When TV news folks go off script it is brutal...We played a story of a girl who got accepted to many colleges and the news people tr...

Oh my goodness...Oh my stars...We will get Carnie, Foreman and Hogan out there...But let's get going with Opening Audio...Heroes in a half shell...Turtle power...A father sang an awful lullaby to his son...Someone needs to tell him his dreams of Broadway are over...Mike Myers is brutal...There was a brutal commercial about Canada not becoming the 51st state...A teacher wanted a pizza party so bad...

After the calls in the 5am hour which become love dedications...We go ahead and kick the showoff with shout outs thanks to Rizzo...Opening Audio time...Have you ever been Hollyfield'd? A guy got his ear bitten off during a fight at spring break...A granny dimed out her grandson after she overheard him talking to the girl, he was cheating with...Remember the art of substitute teaching? A woman was...

Sprinnggggg!! Let's get this day started with a little thing we call Opening Audio...A father decided to record his daughter asking her questions about Freddy Krueger...She had no clue who he was...She thought his name was Victor Jenkins...A Delta passenger was arrested for biting and punching other passengers...What is wrong with people...If you have Stouffers or Lean Cuisine's in your freezer yo...

That's a violation...Rizzo started off the show with HUMP DAYYY!! We are ready to be wide open...Opening Audio time...A soccer team gave a moment of silence for a player...They thought he had passed...He was still alive and at home watching the game...Here is some bit-o-news...A grandmother fell and her young grandchild had to run to the neighbor for help...Time to think about a life alert...I've...

Butch & Suni we hope you can hear these radio waves...Or maybe not...Rizzo doesn't have much confidence in your ocean landing...A pilot took his shot at an air traffic controller while coming in for a landing...He asked for her digits and was denied...A Uber driver called it quits after picking up a woman and she just made loud obnoxious noises...Never put a big in the middle seat...A man had his...

Erin Go Bragh!! Let's get going on St. Patty's day...We have been milked and we need to get this show going...Opening Audio time...Well not yet...Marsha called to rip on her harmonica...OK let's try this again...Let's start things off with an elder...She loves the color green...We know what green does...A woman had a breakdown over her haircut that she wanted to look like some TikTok star...Rizzo...

Can someone tell Rizzo that Ed Sullivan died in 1974...His audience might not be with us anymore...Let's get going with Opening Audio...A woman is going viral for being in Australia for picking up a baby wombat...She is an influencer and now they want her deported...Hilaria Baldwin is brutal...She was on the red carpet being ignorant to Alec...Ever been to a wiener wonderland? There is a stage in...

In the words of the Immortal Hulk Hogan...Really big show...Life lessons are coming your way in Opening Audio...An alarming number of people are super gluing their eyes shut...That is 39,308 people...Who keeps super glue in their medicine cabinet...One of the members of the R&B group En Vogue is now living in a van down by the river...She refuses to get a job it seems...Maybe she needs an Uber dad...

There is a reason why The Rizzo & Jeff Show is on the radio and not TV...Rizzo aka Beavis wants to determine if it's a wet one...And that takes us to Opening Audio...Arnold Schwarzenegger enjoys squirrel meat for his breakfast routine...Jelly Roll was in a Zevia commercial wearing daisy dukes while showing off his pilsy's...A newscaster was shamed on air by her co-workers by letting one loose on a...

Let's rev your engines to get things going...It's time for Opening Audio...There was a show called Quarks where people got stuck in a space sauna...A couple was playing jokes on each other about trapping each other in a sauna...Well the man closed her in it and the door got stuck...Ted Knight was back on TV and had a short lived show where he was a pimp...It lasted six episodes...Clausen pickles i...