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Parkinson's Month continues with another Michael J. jam. He turns into a wolf and is even more cool in high school. He better be thanking his lucky stars that Justin wasn't in this universe because he would have snatched up Boof before teen wolf realizes how special she really is. BOOF!

April is Parkinson's awareness month so Michael J Fox movies made sense. Muhammad Ali just doesn't have the catalog. I guess we could watch his fights and list 10 things we hate about it, but doesn't really align with our podcast. Also, how would that work? Like I hate that punch in the 2nd round. Doesn't work. Anyway... The Hard Way - Chase was very disappointed that this was not rated X. Enjoy!

Charch (Chase and March combined) is coming to a close. Far worse than regular red dynamite; black dynamite will blow suckas away. Same with black kung fu, black deductive skills, black heroism, black writing, black acting, and black tar heroin. It's like seeing the world with the lights off. Obviously, Justin hated it. But Charch goes out with a bang, a black bang which is larger in both size and...

Charch is afoot. Its the month of March combined with the name Chase because Chase is choosing movies this month.. The month of March. 2025. And this week, its Ravenous. A documentary on Walkathons to raise money for scurvy, a disease cause by lack of vitamin C and can lead to the gum disease GINGIVITIS. Its a boring film. Enjoy!

Chase Month continues with a banger. I don't even know how to describe this movie. Terrible in all the right ways. The awe of this movie would not allow for traditional hates. We just had to cover this film chronologically with the script to have any semblance of a cohesive conversation. A just watch prior to listening.

Its Chase Month. God help us all. He's picking all the films this month based on the high impact of the films in his life. Which means we need to prepare ourselves.. He started light with the lighthearted Hackers that ushered in a whole generation of people changing halting the use of the password "God". Justin has some complex feelings about Angelina's role in this one. Enjoy!

Its the Fifth Element and we love it. Don't worry, we get back to hates next week. That is all.

SciFi-bruary continues as we list the ten things we LOVE cuz Valentines. I think this one gets rowdy. I don't really remember. I'm sure it's a fine episode. Justin and Ashton probably argue, Chaseface probably drones on about something, and Nick probably says something inappropriate followed by awkward silence because no one thinks it's funny. Enjoy!

Continuing SciFibruary and top ten loves, today we have Serenity. Its got action, intensity, pretty sweet special effects, rape-first cannibals, government overreach and corruption, spirituality, and heart. So, Justin doesn't get it. Enjoy!

It's SciFi-bruary! Finally... So, SciFi movies. AND In honor of St. Valentine, a 3rd century Roman clergyman who's skull is on display in Rome and is the patron saint of epilepsy, we're not doing 10 hates. We self-induced seizures, and when we came to, we decided to do 10 loves! Boom! Subverted!

JAMSuary is finally coming to an end. Thank God. What do all the following have in common: A dog with headphones, a cat with sunglasses, a lemur with a jacket, an iguana with an earring, and a raccoon with a poncho? Give up? Chaseface. nailed it.

Its a movie with music as an element to the film, so we watched it for JAMSuary. I'm sick, so this is all you get for a description. It's coyote ugly... what do you want?

JAMSuary forges on with a little hidden gem of a musical. This movie is like the mighty and majestic giraffe. It looks weird and has oddly weird features and behaviors, but runs 30 miles per hour and when they’re born they're dropped out of the womb on to the ground from 10 feet above.

JAMSuary continues with a Rock & Roll fable set in another time and another place. A story about young Willem Dafoe who's only dream was to make fly-fishing apparel fashionable enough to wear everywhere. He will do anything to achieve this dream: kidnapping, possibly rape, disturbing the peace, and hammer fights. But Rick Moranis, the inventor of bow ties, throws his money around to make sure...

JAMSuary is here! That means we're watching movies with music being an element of the movie. This movie.... The Whoopster (as Justin refers to her when he's taking a late night bubble bath) leads this ridiculous movie. It's like Pitch Perfect and God had a litter of nuns and then one of the nuns didn't know she was a nun growing up and became a lounge singer (straying from God) and witnesses a mur...

I know what you're thinking... Another movie about going to a Wendy's in Miami on Fourth of July. You could not be more wrong. Its about a chiseled snow sculpture that comes to life because of a hand-me-down scarf that still has "magic" on it from previous use... He comes to life and is aware of his birth from snow to man and can communicate amazingly through God's Language.. American English. Don...

I guess we're doing Snowman movies.... Another Jack Frost. Its different than the last one. Felt like a teenager wrote it, a 9 year old filmed it, and weirdo directed. Let's be honest, we watched this so no one else has to.. Terrible film, but some lovable moments. Like when a psycho killer is fuzed with snow to form the ultimate killing machine in a sleepy town. I got nothing for this.. just list...

Jack Frost... This movie cost $85 million. Michael Keaton plays a 40 something trying to break in to the music industry with The Jack Frost Band playing the same music that hasn't gotten him anywhere in 20 years. Then finally several people enjoy it ,and the record company wants him to sign! Hold on! He has to play at the record execs house on Christmas Day in a battle of the bands and then he die...

December is here, and its a time when we celebrate Jesus's birthday by watching movies that have a slight connection to it starting with "Santa's Slay". Justin's favorite Christmas movie. It stars Goldberg (it's not ironic - Jesus was Jewish). I don't know if Goldberg, the wrestler, is jewish. Honestly, this is the first time I've even thought about it. A big bulky Jewish wrestler that play Divisi...

Hey, all you Goofy Goobers out there! I've got one word for you... Hey! Now that I've got you, I have more words. This buddy comedy tells the tale of two buddy comedians with interaction, misadventures, and camaraderie between the two main characters who often had opposite personalities, background, and circumstances. The comedic dynamic arises from their contrasting traits, resulting in humorous...

Good Burger. Soooooooo... Justin's favorite was Dan Schneider. End of description.

Nickelodeon November continues with a Jim Carrey vehicle... Post 9/11 Jim Carrey sucks. There. Now its out there. Seriously, go look at his catalog. Its real. Justin will talk about the greatness of Eternal Sunshine, but its not great or good or thought-provoking or any other hyperbolic superlatives... Its so-so at best. So the real questions we should be asking ourselves is.. What role did Jim Ca...

Nickelodeon November! Its similar to no-shave November except you shave and watch a Nickelodeon movie. Which is an odd statement. We start the month off with a weird one. Its the story of an 11 year old voyeur who writes down everything except "everything" is just her talking shit. The people find out, cancel her, and she totally redeems herself by existing... Its like 90's twitter. Back when you...

The SpookTWOcular finally ends... with a less of a bang and more of a thud. Halloween II sucks. You know they made like 14 of these effing movies!? These are not smash hits in other countries either.. This is all your fault America. You had a choice in 1981 and you made the wrong one.. then kept making the wrong one to the tune of around 14 movies and counting.. Here's one: would you rather be str...

The SpookTWOcular continues with Scream 2. If you're unfamiliar, Scream is a terrible slasher franchise that thinks its clever but its not. This one is no different. The scientist from TMNT 2: Secret of the Ooze is in it. That's highlight. Anyway, October so "scary" movies..... Enjoy