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Season 4 baby! JUSTIN IS DIFFERENT!!!!!!!!!!!

There were movies that we enjoyed this season. Here they are. 49 to choose from but only 10 make it. So long Season 3. Enjoy!

We watched 49 movies this season and Chase was present for nearly all of them! Here we discuss some of the worst ones and use a brackett system and a little of Justin's persuasion bias to figure out the worst movie of the season! Enjoy!

Anything goes August and Season 3 is at an end. The movie is fine. Shark personification. He has vengeance in his heart, but he's also shy. A few shark related deaths vs economic instability of an entire town. Its a tough one. Just listen.

Its a movie about a board game. Justin's favorite board game. Not to be confused with his favorite bored game... Touching himself to Saved by the Bell. This was a fun one and we learned things about Chase that no one should know. Enjoy!

Anything goes August and Chase chooses a banger. How did Andie McDowell keep getting work...? Justin. He loves it when girls talk dolphin to him. Enjoy!

Because Chase made a meme.....

Anything goes August is here and for our first selection... A midget in a duck costume that arrives to Earth through the interdimensional rift via laser spectroscope that creates a cosmic inversion pulse that creates trans-dimensional particle displacement from here t othe Nexus of Sominus. In other words, it sucked.... Enjoy

Thank god Jurassic July is over... But it ends with this mess of a movie...

Another Jurassic July movie. This one is fine. We only have one more this month after this one. We regret everything....

Alan Grant is back with another banger! JK. This movie is bad. The stars of this film are divided into two tribes, people and raptors. They are given a small amount of supplies to get what they think they will need to survive. Tensions rise when Tea Leoni confronts following a Raptor at the tribal council meeting. Nerves plague both tribes as they each wait for resolution to their conflict.

Lost World sucks. Now its out there and that's that

Jurassic July! Its where, in the month of July, we watch Jurassic Park movies and list 10 things we hate about them. Can't-miss Podcast. Don't be the only one who didn't listen and is now ostracized from society, can't maintain a healthy relationship, and has a drinking problem. Also, Happy Birthday America!

Athlete Movie Month comes to an end with Chase selecting this one cuz Arnold is Mr. Universe. I guess it counts. Its fun ride with no meat at all. Arnold lifts a phone booth out of the ground with a dude in it. Thats pretty sweet, also the highlight of the film. Enjoy

Athlete Movie Month continues with arguably one of the greatest athletes of all time, Wayne Knight. Golf, basketball, dinosaurs.. you name it, this movie has it. Anyway, listen for all the things we hate about Space jam.

Justin and Chase secretly made a bonus episode due to Nick and Ashton's disdain for the Friday the 13th franchise. Nick hates the franchise due to its exploitation of young hot honeys and Ashton hates it because of the lack of representation for Mike's hot honey. Regardless, Chase and Justin have curated their favorite Jason kills out of the franchise. Enjoy!

Athlete Movie Month continues with another NBA champion, Dennis "The Worm" Rodman. Where to begin with this one... Convolution meets contradiction in this movie. Nothing makes sense. It felt like the creative leaders of this film were making up the script as they filmed and then threw in Dennis Rodman just because. Enjoy.

It's Athlete Movie Month because why not. So we start with the Shaq vehicle, "Kazaam". He's a genie with stupid-fresh hip-hop style. Be forewarned, there are threats of anal insertion in this film. Seriously... it happens. Big surprise: Justin loves it! Enjoy!

Because Justin loves this movie franchise for some reason... This movie sucks. Michael is now motivated by emotion for some reason, evil is transferable through touch, and no one cares about poor Ted Hollister. Remember, no one wants an oinker for a daughter. Enjoy!

Some of us liked it more than others... Enjoy!

"Return" Month (return of the jedi... May 4th...) continues with the point of none of it. Its what I thought was an action movie but not really. Its like a romance thriller but not really. Its not really that good.. or bad... Kind of like Brigette Fonda. Enjoy!

May the Fourth... so we did Jedi and the rest of the movies have "return" in the title... idk.. who cares? I bet you can't guess which character Justin spanked it to? Its penguin. Enjoy

Here we have one of our favies return of the jedi. Nick has a lot of fun while shaking yoda and laughs way too much. Justin and Chase barely talk at all and Ashton is perfect once again. This is a fun one, enjoy!

We end Parkinson's awareness month with this.... terrible movie. No one wanted this movie; no one needed this movie. We love Michael J, but this ain't it. Goodbye Parkinson's disease.

We're shaking and spilling our way through Parkinson's Awareness month with another Michael J. joint. This one is has everything; ghosts, serial killers, eccentric FBI agent, Sean Astin's dad, a box cutter, flashbacks and black guy sass (Justin's favorite). Remember, 1 in 6 people will get Parkinson's. So always ask yourself, is it just that you haven't eaten or haven't had a cigarette OR is it Th...