10 Things We Hate About Your Movie

Ending Webruary with a banger. Doing loves instead of hates just feels wrong, but this one was a little easier. Actually not bad even though it has a multiverse in it and some odd other-dimensional spider-people. Enjoy

Webruary continues with the world wide variety. Sandy B saves the world with a Tough Book. They tried to warn us in the mid 90s that the internet will kill you. We didn't listen... Enjoy!

Friday the 13th BONUS! Let me just give a brief synopsis. Jason, the supernatural machete wielding psycho killer, is cryogenically frozen for 450 years. He's, then, taken to space on a trek to Earth 2 where he is thawed and kills people. That's it.

Webruary continues with spider webs... Real spiders, Real on-location footage, and Real John Goodman. Thank god for Dan. There is an odd amount of ball-cupping too. I'm not sure what a good amount would be.. Some ball-cupping but this seemed extreme. It made Justin uncomfortable. He's never had his balls cupped. Maybe jealously... Enjoy!

Webruary. Its like February but with webs either spider or world wide . This one is the latter. Also, because its February, we're doing 10 things we LOVE. Its a gimmick. Honestly, it makes the podcast worse... Enjoy!

Song Title Movie Month is finally over and we end with what you think is a classic.. but its not. Killing Kevin is the only thing that saved this movie. Also, more weirdos in this than you remember. Enjoy!

Chase did a racism... Enjoy!

No Nick. No Ashton. No more semen jokes...finally! Sit down and enjoy a more mature discussion centered around four prepubescent boys stripping down to their tighty whities and holding one another as they take turns crying. The 50's were a different time but they still hated gays and fats. So chow down wide load and enjoy...FATASS!

In this episode Justin gets a mysterious phone call.... Is it a prank call? Is it his ex wife calling to reconcile? Is it his father calling to repair their fractured relationship? Or is it a kidnapper calling for ransom money????? Listen and find out!

JAMSuary. We're doing song title/movie title. Don't overthink it. We're running out of ideas... We start with a 90's classic. However, I'm not sure why it's a classic. I don't get it and now here are the things we hate about it. Happy New Year!

A JTT joint. This movie is an allegory for Chase's life. Doesn't matter how you do it as long as you get there in the end. For instance, you can lie about a young boy's liver transplant, abandon the pizza industry, have an ulterior motive to receive a classic car, or emotionally detach from your brother-in-common-law. It all doesn't matter as long as you arrive at home just slightl...

My Secret Santa really encapsulates the spirit of Christmas and we discuss that here. This movie brought us so much joy and we take that energy straight from the tv screen right onto the podcast waves. Enjoy our bonus episode and Merry Christmas!

It's the third movie in Christmas in a title month and this week we watched Chaseface's favorite classic Christmas movie, The Grinch! Did the rest of us like it? Listen and see....

A Believer, an agnostic, and an Atheist walk into a bar... I don't remember the rest but the Atheist was memed to death and is in hell. Merry Christmas!

Christmas!! This movie had to have been made knowing that the mayan calendar was ending and the world would never see this god awful movie. Thanks, Justin....

Uhhhh.... Happy Thanksgiving, here's a movie about some milk. Sorry it's a day late.

Another week, another Foodvember movie... Its all junk food too. First it was jawbreaker then candyman, and now this piece of garbage about an ice cream man.... Whatever... Its one of the worst movie ever starring Ron's retarded brother Clint. Enjoy!

Foodvember! I'm not explaining it again. check last episode. Candyman, the story of a former slave turned black on black poltergeist. Almost a good movie. Few more hood characters and a lot less time with whitey and you got a movie. Enjoy!

Foodvember!!! Its November but with food, so movies with food in the title, so candy, so Jawbreaker.... Is it suppose to be funny? Tune in and find out.... Its not funny. Enjoy!

The finale of Witch Please! month... Thank god. Which is what all these movies need. Jesus. Not the worst Halloween movie, but 70's porn vibes really bring it down... or up... am I right, Justin? He's a pervert.. A catchy theme and robots! Enjoy!

Witch Please! Month with maybe a witch in this one. Not certain. Its more like death becomes them.. am i right? Its fine. Good actors, mediocre script, and some fun moments. Thats it. Not as good as grandpa remembers.

Witch Please! Month continues with this Nic Cage vehicle. Historical epic with adventure, depth, and whimsy. A must watch for any plague enthusiast. This explains everything. Enjoy!

Witch Please! I think there's a witch in this movie... Was it Snoke's (Snoke from "Last Jedi") mom? Same gross face.. Making devil babies.. Snoozers... This movie sucks.. 80s were fun but they are over and this is what happens when you cling to them.. Bullshit. Enjoy!

Witch please!! Month. Its October - so movies that have stank ass witches in them. This movie is not as good as you remember. However, if you remember that it sucked, you are correct. All of the movies this month need Jesus. Enjoy!

What a way to welcome in the 90s. Last movie released in theaters in 1989. How fitting. Saying goodbye to Laker dominance, aids, crack, Berlin wall, Steve Perry, etc...