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The 3rd entry in our October SpookTWOcular (2nd films in a horror franchise). This one is not as good as you remember it to be. It was fine in '98.... We find out Chase is heterosexual... or do we? We still don't actually know. There's a significant amount of evidence on both sides of the argument. However, very little to support bisexuality. So its gotta be one or the other, right? That's probabl...

The October SpookTWOcular continues with the exciting, thrilling, and much anticipated sequel to Halloweentown (one word). We went looking for the meaning of this film, and instead, we lost a Chase and found ourselves. That's right... Its a Chaseless episode but we try to make up for it with more Justin and fail. ....What do you want from us? Its Hallloween.... enjoy.

We're back for Season 3! And October is SpookTWOcular.... Which just means we're watching the 2nd movies in a horror franchise. We're not even trying anymore with the themes. Its just whatever we want. Justin and Chaseface love this film soooooo much. Its fine. Some chuckles and fun moments. But this might be Justin's favorite movie in ever; probably because of his affinity for asian culture and k...

Season 3 is coming. accept it

Lay back and accept it. This is happening. Enjoy

We reveal our most hated movies of the season. We watched 45 movies this season. Chaseface probably like 25-30. Justin has some deep cut trivia from our season that only he knows. He rigged the game and made a mockery of this very serious podcast. It's shameful just like Justin's evenings... and Chase's face. Got 'em! Enjoy!

Yes.. Anything goes August goes out with a tap. Buckaroo Banzai is a half-American, half-Japanese brain surgeon, rock star, crime-fighting ninja who has perfected inter-dimensional travel with his invention of the mighty over-thruster. Buckaroo and his crew/band (The Hong Kong Cavaliers) must stop aliens, that are trapped in the 8th dimension, from taking over Earth. None of that is hyperbole. Its...

Anything Goes August still in effect, Justin chose this movie because he was an extra in it. Terrible film and it made bank... All of you people are the reason that movies suck. You shell out money for crap you know sucks. Be honest, you knew this was going to suck when you bought tickets for it, and you did it anyway. You weren't even an extra in the film. Do better, America. Also, The Donger...

I wrote out a whole big funny description for this episode and it got deleted somehow. All I remember was Katie Holmes' face. It's not the worst but oddly disproportionate. Like a walking talking Picasso without talent. I'm really pissed about it getting erased. Just listen to the episode...

A documentary about the longest tennis match in ever. Does a great job exploring the two players involved, their highs and lows, backgrounds, and arch. You watch, and before you know it, you start to feel for the people involved. The grueling physical toll and exhausting mental anguish leave you cheering for both competitors. Also, a lot of penises. Enjoy!

We're finally done with movies with two names in the title. What a silly theme. Only half of us watched this one. Bad drive-in experience ruined all the 4th wall gay sex jokes. We promise we will never do this theme again. Thanks and enjoy.

Last movie with two names in a title month. Ending on a middle note. Its fine. Its not as good as you remember it but its fine. OH and Justin has chase hates on this one. Napoleon goes to a water park named waterloo. That's fun. Anyway. Just listen.

Two names in a title month continues with Disney's Tom and Huck. Things I learned from this movie: Hard work is worse than death, Mark Twain, or should I say Samuel Clemens, was, himself, a Muff Potter, Injuns are bad, and brown-face is ok when you're hiding from native americans. This movie sucks Walt's ancient, shriveled, antisemitic balls. But the show is good. Just look at it.

Yes... the month of watching movies with two names in a title continues with CJ Forevs. That's what I call it. CJ Forevs. Anywho, this movie sucked. It's not good. I know we like Andy and Rashida, but it was bad. Just a sad movie about a horribly selfish person. Well its not the worst. Just listen.

July is two names in a movie title month. Its like gay pride month but with two names in a movie title instead of all the gay sex... We start with a bang watching Billy Crystal meet Meg Ryan for a lifetime. The movie blows the load immediately. Seriously, they meet in the first scene. You don't wait long to see the titular scene. Anyways... Just listen.

The last film in in the Proud month of Dad. Its all about shrinking your bodies but growing your heart. That's a good line. I should have wrote this film WHICH I could have because it the first movie but lazier. My kind of writing gig, take something already written and cut stuff out that will take too long. Nailed it! Listen to us, though. We're fun.

It's still Dad month for us, so what better way to celebrate fathers than committing felonies while commenting on the healthcare system in such an odd way. Its got the little guy from Entourage AND James Woods. Good movie that was almost great. Listen to it and you'll like it.

Macauley Culkin reprises his role of Kevin McCallister except he goes by a different name and his family is different. But all the other pieces are there... Oh and the hair is different. Its awful. Its like a halfsy-mullet. A little more business in the front with a dash of party in the front and a weekday party in the back. Anyways its Getting even with Dad because of June... Just gut through it.

What the Chuck?!?!? No Nick or Ash2k ? That's alright because you've got Justin and Chaseface and our favorite Good Guy Doll Dad...Chucky. It's Father's month and we start off with one of the worst father figures in history but unlike some of our founding father's, the Chuckster did not own a single slave. Even Chucky has a redeeming quality, as for the movie please listen and...

Even more destinationy than the previous 4. Death really doesn't make a whole lot of sense in this movie... He (or she but probably not) gives obvious hints to the people that cheated him. Is he just playing with his food? Is that how we're going to explain this cash-grab garbage? Also, 16 bit Mortal Kombat called and its wants it's fatalities back... I am right? Anyway, I think Nick d...

Continuing May's theme of 5ths in a franchise, we have Leprechaun 5: in the hood. Starts off not too bad and nosedives immediately. It's like what a hollywood producer, who grew up in the 80's listening to Blondie and the Sugarhill Gang, thinks of the "hood" in 2000. Add Ice T, who was lining up his deal with SVU, and a green midget and that is this movie. The podcast we recorded about it is good...

5ths in a franchise continues with Resident Evil: Retribution. Some of us enjoyed it more than others and Justin struggles with it. Like a lot. He gets very upset and offended. Its kind of weird that he's so passionate about hating this movie. It's not the worse thing we've ever watched. Hell, it's better than "Fear". That movie was awful. Anyway... Chase nerds out a litt...

Cuz of May the fifth be with you or something. Anyway, we're doing 5ths in a franchise. Starting with the greatest 5 of all time with the exception of the Jacksons. Whatever happened to the family music groups? The partridge family, the Osmonds, Gladys and her pips, Hanson.... The Skywalkers!? See.. I brought it back. Imagine DV, Leia, Luke in a singing trio? Just listen, please.

Fear? More like Smear? Am i right? This movie... I'm glad Reesepril is over with this abandoned rotting leprosatic limb of a movie. nailed it. At least Reese finally gets called out for her slutty makeup. Who hasn't had that conversation before? Also, Marky Mark is this for some reason and you get to see the origins of films like "the happening", "three kings", "pl...