Works Every Time

This is episode 23 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or ch*naman) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) no moving to vegas _______________________ This episode is cursed... 00:00 - Bring back iTunes 05:16 -Doja Cat spotted wearing WET merch 06:40 - 4 white guys break down Kendrick v...

This is episode 22 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) **under review** _______________________ Trendy af this week... 00:00 - Movie Corner 01:34 - Intro & WET Commandments 04:02 - F*ck 12 steps, Markus does it in 6 05:20 - Austin Star Wars Store 08:37 - F...

This is episode 21 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) **under review** _______________________ If you've seen the show, you already know the answer... 00:00:00 - When in doubt, ret*rd out 00:04:35 - Hijab explained 00:08:00 - The downfall of r...

This is episode 20 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2b) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) NO EDIBLES!! _______________________ The Juice is loose forever... 00:00 - RIP OJ 06:26 - Markus took shrooms and talked to Osama 10:26 - Justin confronts Markus 14:09 - Phill had a heart attac...

This is episode 19 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2b) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) NO EDIBLES!! _____________ Please follow us so we can stop talking about how poor we are... 00:00:00 - WET boy soundcheck 00:04:36 - Everything is bad 00:12:52 - Justin sang in a screamo band 00:20:42...

This is episode 18 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2b) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) NO EDIBLES!! __________ I think we might legitimately be a Zyn podcast at this point... 00:00 - We only do this so we can Zyn together 01:45 - Souppppp 04:38 - Oh you wanna cry about a dead dog? 10:49...

This is episode 17 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2b) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) NO EDIBLES!! Ben Bankas is here to take over America... 00:00 - Justin lives too damn far 07:37 - Filipinos are the Mexicans of Canada 12:33 - How Americans think the Northern boarder works 21:...

This is episode 16 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2b) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) NO EDIBLES!! THE GREAT COMMANDMENT Beautiful, big titty, butt naked women just don't fall out the sky, you know. Today we're joined by the number 1 industry plant in Austin, Greg DiPaul...

This is episode 15 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2b) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) NO EDIBLES!! THE GREAT COMMANDMENT Beautiful, big titty, butt naked women just don't fall out the sky, you know. Doin this one from the lunch table... 00:00 - Kyle Tha Comicc 06:05 - Making...

This is episode 14 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2b) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) NO EDIBLES!! THE GREAT COMMANDMENT Beautiful, big titty, butt naked women just don't fall out the sky, you know. Shout to everyone here who searched "attention wh*re" and found Justin... 00:00 - How to...

This is episode 13 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2b) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) NO EDIBLES!! Let us know in the comments which felonies YOU'VE committed... 00:00 - The Legend of F*gger Vance 09:40 - Reading Justin's private texts 19:19 - Justin's weekly therapy...

This is episode 12 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2b) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) NO EDIBLES!! The boys broke into the Gryffindor common room to record the pod this week... 00:00 - We got high at Hogwarts 08:34 - Forrest Hump 15:58 - WET's application to the Illuminati 2...

This is episode 11 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2b) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) NO EDIBLES!! We usually try to be so positive, idk why all our topics this week are so dark... 00:00 - Nothing but smooth intros here 04:36 - The Justin Essenmacher Experience 12:44 - Lisa Ann...

This is episode 10 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2b) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) NO EDIBLES!! I disavow the New York slander thrown about in this episode! -jj 00:00 - Catching up with New York Phill 08:10 - Explaining the Bible to Justin 20:59 - Can Justin find Iran on a ma...

This is episode 9 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2b) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) NO EDIBLES!! The answer is definitely the middle east btw, just to be clear... 00:00 - Ignore this 03:53 - The real start to the pod 07:06 - Phill fought 6 teenagers (and other Austin shootings)...

This is episode 8 of the WET Podcast. RULES OF THE POD 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2b) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) NO EDIBLES!! We finally settle the beef... 00:00 - Who's the most white trash? 04:06 - Bowling is the sport of gods 12:52 - NFL conspiracy theories 25:02 - Justin's weekly therapy 36:22 - De...

This is episode 7 of the WET Podcast. RULES OF THE POD 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2b) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) NO EDIBLES!! Phillip is sad and Justin's still horrible as ever at travelling... 00:00 - The many lives of Markus 04:58 - Justin got engaged! 17:44 - The WET System at work 23:50 - Cowboys get S...

This is episode 6 of the WET Podcast. RULES OF THE POD 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2b) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) NO EDIBLES!! Long time fan of the show, Tony Casillas joins the chaos! 00:00 - Fostering a friendly podcast environment 05:36 - Teaching Tony the WET Commandments 12:40 - Phillip was on the news 21:...

This is episode 5 of the WET Podcast. RULES OF THE POD 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2b) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) NO EDIBLES!! Justin says the funniest thing he's ever said and a wild Greg appears as (technically) our first guest! 00:00 - The WET Commandments 03:41 - Justin would ruin the mob hit 08:27 - Do...

This is episode 4 of the WET Podcast. RULES OF THE POD 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2b) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) NO EDIBLES!! 2024 is The Year of the WET! 00:00 - New year, new Zyn 06:22 - The Founding Daddies 15:19 - Only vote if you agree with us 27:22 - Reading our racial Instagram comments 32:51 - Panera i...

This is episode 3 of the WET Podcast. RULES OF THE POD 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2b) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Just go with it Let the WET boys be your family this Christmas! 00:00 - Later... 00:39 - Justin got us gifts 06:23 - Rules of Mediation 09:05 - Justin proves he can read 12:55 - We all graduated col...

This is episode 2 of the WET Podcast. RULES OF THE POD 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2b) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Just go with it We finally named the podcast! In this episode we learn how not to get a DUI, the rules come in handy, and Works Every Time is born! We also confirm that Phillip is, in fact, white tr...

This is episode 1 of the WET Podcast. RULES OF THE POD 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2b) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Just go with it Just some good ol' fashioned American podcasting going on here. Talkin movies, feelings, Justin almost getting assaulted by 2 different guys at the same show, normal stuff. 00:00...

This is episode 0 of the WET Podcast. RULES OF THE POD 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2b) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Just go with it Phillip and Justin get way too high, we do not stick to the plan whatsoever, Markus gets mad, Justin gets sad, and this is just the beginning... Justin - https://www.instagram.com/op...