Who's The Bitch?

Jackie and Kara are back again, makin' calls on Who's The Bitch! Up-top we have some chat about Youtube not wantin' anyone to curse, and people who should NOT be givin' financial advice writin' books about it! Then in our General Bitchery we got a low stakes BITCHuation with a listener+friends who paid $80 in tickets to watch the movie version of "The Housemaid", and who is THE BITCH when it comes...

In this first Who's the Bitch? of 2026, we got some New Year's updates from Kara and Jackie plus some early Kara lore, Jackie discusses an uncomfy convo with a friend choosing to tell their kids early on there is no Santa, while Kara reveals her daughter is dealing with a child version of Fred Phelp's telling the other children in school they are going to hell, and we got a micro update from the F...

Kara and Jackie here talkin' 'bout that bitchyass construct known as time, and is NYE strictly kid free or is that bitchy itself?! Jackie's itchin' for at least ONE sexy holiday and it CAN'T be Christmas! Our first email comes in from a listener whose long term, long distance on-off again relationship, lied about their very much alive mother dying of cancer and only found out over facebook! This w...

Kara and Jackie are back, just in time for Christmas, and ready to decide Who's the Bitch! Up top we got some Christmas season chat, including Elf on the Shelf disasters, Christmas etiquette, and the bitchiness of certain Christmas songs. Our first emailer has a LOWSTAKES Holiday Bitchuation involving an aunt who doesn't seem to know the difference between White Elephant Exchanges and Secret Santa...

This week on "Who's the Bitch?", we're showcasing some of the live calls from our recent Holiday Bitchathon! Slugta stops by to help Kara and aggressive holiday Jackie partake in some festively thicc BuzzBallz while he explains the not so festive (but still THICC) custard that once reside inside of his cyst! Then we're onto talkin' 'bout that bitchy little bowling alley rule of bumpers for kids, O...

This week on Who's The Bitch, Kara and Jackie kick things off by talkin' 'bout the equal parts joy and horror that office Christmas parties bring, and we got that yearly BITCHuation of is "Die Hard" a Christmas movie? Then it's on to your calls and emails! Our first email comes from a listener with a BITCHuation involving a friend who isn't bein a "girls girl", and that has them questioning the EN...

This week Jackie and Kara are tellin' tales of this years Thanksgiving, including Kara's trip to see Zootopia 2, which includes an Officer Zebrowski, and burnin' butter!  Then we have an update from the caller Micah featured in Episode 40, followed up with some chat about Thanksgiving decorum and whether or not it's bitchy to have a funeral on Thanksgiving Day! This weeks first email comes from a...

This week Jackie and Kara are gobblin' their way into Thanksgiving with their gravy buzzballs held high, for a new Who's The Bitch! Up top we got some chat about the ups and downs of Kara and Jackie's experiences with double dates, and then its on to your emails and calls! First up is a message from a listener who accidentally caused a friend to have a drunken meltdown at their wedding, after tell...

This week Kara and Jackie are comin' in hawt the week before Thanksgiving, and up top discuss what is the bitchiest Thanksgiving dish, and then some The Real Housewives chat, involving Owen Wilson's favorite sex position and the return of the vaccine skeptic and troll of every bridge in Orange County Vicki Gunvalson! First up this week is an email from a listener with a low stakes bitchery about h...

This week on Who's The Bitch, we get an update on Kara and Jackie's Halloween costumes, Kara being a facebook marketplace middle man for her parents as well as getting a TON of unrequested help and comments on Facebook, then it's on to an UPDATE! from "Episode 57 - This Greasy Bag" with a little more info on their relationship with the man as well as an update on his pissyness. This week's first e...

This week on Who's The Bitch, Halloween is behind them, but Thanksgiving in everyone's tunnel vision, so it's still time to talk about some bitchy Halloween costumes! Including Julia Fox bein' gore covered bootylicious Jackie O, then a General Bitchery Update comes in first! It comes in with an update from the listener in Episode 52 - Dirtbag Bachelorette whose friend's girlfriend confided in them...

This week on Who's the Bitch, Kara reveals she is one of only two Kara Klenk's in the world, but she's THE OG, and it's right into unsolicited advice 'cause Jackie just gotta talk 'bout DORINDA! This week's first emailer privately asked a friend and coworker if they should reach out to a mutual friend about dating. Ater gettin' the 'ole go ahead, they found out the coworker had actually let the mu...

Jackie and Kara are back, and this week, first off we got some IRLBITCHERY from a Rilo Kiley concert Kara attended, Jackie got shamed at a FUNERAL, and some talk on what's the bitchiest Halloween costume (when it comes to creating it) Then it's onto our SOLICITED ADVICE! Our first message comes from a listener who has been given the 'mom role' in multiple, non-overlapping friend groups, and now sh...

This week on "Who's The Bitch?", Jackie lets Kara know she thinks 'bout her while she's lotionin' her wet post shower skin for all our loyal Jara-ists (or Kackie-ists), then it's onto yer calls and messages! First up is an update in the General Bitchery section from our listener in "Episode 52 - Dirtbag Bachelorette" who thought there friend of 14yrs had blocked them out of the blue! THEN WE'RE ON...

This week on "Who's The Bitch?", Jackie's got those pro-life tips for all and Kara's got some thoughts on the new Taytay release as we're less than a week out from the release of The Life of A Showgirl, just Jackie's just GOTTA BE GOLDEN! (Don't come for 'em SWIFTIES, PLZ) We got some monster talk as they discuss how it seems the boys are not lookin' forward to "The Bride", just Jackie sure is! Co...

This week on "Who's the Bitch?", we're showcasing some of the live calls from our recent Bitchathon! Jackie gives a shoutout to them snackie girls, and as usual Kara's got her autumnal cocktail while Jackie's ready to introduce one and all to The Spooky Mistake! Plus Kara's trying a new buzzball flavor, "Passionfruit Martini" in her giant hat! Also, WE'VE GOT GUESTS!! First up is Amber Nelson of S...

This week on Who's the Bitch?, Kara and Jackie reflect on one year of WTB?, discuss when it's okay to throw your prosthetic leg across or on a table (thanks to Real Housewives), prepare themselves for the first Mormon Bachelorette, and then it's on to some Solicited Advice! Our first request for SOLICITED ADVICE comes in from a listener whose brother just recently announced their engagements and t...

This week on Who's The Bitch?, Kara's feelin' scrappy from her service in the PTA after some recent changes, and Jackie starts off the show with a personal question of Who's the Bitch?! PLUS THE ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE FALL BITCHATHON 2025 THURSDAY, SEPTEBMER 25th @ 4pm-7pm PTS/ 7pm-10pm EST!!!!! Then Jackie and Kara get to yer updates, AND BOY IS THIS EPISODE FULL OF 'EM! This week's first emailer co...

Jackie and Kara are BACK! This week, Jackie's got the plague from Henry going to a one of those dirty, dirty waterparks (aka all of them) which kicked Kara into a flashback to when she ALMOST DROWED AT ACTION PARK, also Holden tried to get on a slide at the Dells and got DENIED, and thanks to Henry Zebrowski we can all see it. Then it's onto some chat 'bout WEAPONS (spoilers abound), and then it's...

This week Jackie and Kara start off with news of the Women Owned ™ BuzzBallz blow up pool, and Sophie Turner being mom shamed for not fully explaining the custody situation with her children post divorce to randos online, and Kourtney Kardashian actually thanked the public for shaming her for forgetting that life vest. Our first emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for a (rightfully) scathin...

This week on 'Who's The Bitch's Continental Divide Summer', our resident Devil's Bitch Kara and Jackie are talkin' 'bout the sticky ass heat of summer, then it's directly on to your calls and letters for some SOLICIATED ADVICE! Our first emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for walkin' out on their job after a new coworker systematically targeted their position after it was revealed they kne...

On this episode of Who's the Bitch, Jackie and Kara continue their summer across the country from each other, but Kara's got a cursed doll named Elanor keeping her constant company, and Jackie begins to prepare herself to do "outdoor people" things with Camp Counselor Kara! Here's hopin' they come through with that 'The Zebrowski's Go Outside' bit. Then it's onto our SOLICITED ADVICE! This week's...

On this week's 'Who's The Bitch?' Jackie relives going to see a movie recently because all she could focus on was the disgusting filth individual near her who chose to take off their shoes AND SOCKS, then PLACE their nasty sock sweat feet on the top of the OCCUPIED SEAT in front of them, and Kara believes it's due to covid breaking our brains. Oh, and Kera Knightley had to recently clear her plane...

This week on Who's the Bitch it's Kara is slingin' the singin' much to Jackie's surprise! While Jojo Siwa named her boyfriends balls and should just please stop now, Trisha Paytas revealed her 3rd kids name and Kara finds out live about the glory of Aquaman Moses Paytas-Hacmon, plus some UNSOLICITED ADVICE about naming babies (and body parts)! Then it's time for some SOLICITED ADVICE! Our first em...

This week on Who's the Bitch, Jackie's goin' off 'bout AMC Stubs as well as AMC bringin' in REGULAR COMMERCIALS during the trailers, Jack White finally gets a cell phone (and hopefully lightens the burden on everyone else), and Kara shares a tale of her own Jen Affleck from Highschool. Then it's onto SOME SOLICITED ADVICE! This week's first emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH because the th...