We're Never Doing This Again

No, you can't pee on me, but thanks for asking! In this episode, Simone is joined by Rochelle Latinsky, a digital strategist and veteran internet person. Simone and Rochelle enter the sexual vortex that is the app Feel'd and compare notes on ghosting. They discuss Beyonce's album Renaissance, ethical non-monogamy, sex positivity, lucky girl syndrome, and whether or not Harry Styles is marriage mat...

Oh, the fart of it all! This episode, Simone is joined by Treena Orchard , a writer, professor and all-around dating app scholar (Simone's words, not Treena's!) Simone and Treena discuss what it was like dating in a time before dating apps, the inherent issues with online dating and how we can date & mate better. Treena discusses a date with a flatulent suitor. Is poor footwear a dealbreaker?...

It's a very special holiday edition of We're Never Doing This Again! In this episode, Simone is joined by writer, John Drake. They discuss their favorite sex clubs, what the buffet situation is like at a nude resort, dating during a pandemic, holiday-themed sex toys and so much more. Also in this episode: a man "falls" on a Christmas ornament and a nurse gets an interesting surprise. The episode w...

How does this even happen?! This week, Simone is joined by guest @valorie_clark to discuss a series of dating interactions that defy explanation. Simone and Valorie discuss navy blue 'guy sheets,' dating while sober, and an apartment so dirty, it's mindblowing. Also in this episode: a fly-by-night Romeo confesses his feelings and then flees the city and an ex sends a break-up package full of....

Small towns make you do crazy things! In this episode, Simone is joined by Peter DeWolf to discuss the peaks and perils (okay, mostly perils) of dating in a small town. Simone shares a story about a man with an unhealthy (?) interest in the Food Network and the time she went on a date with a real-life Mr. Dress Up. Simone and Peter also discuss erotic audio stories, the romantic viability of anyon...

Is he a serial killer or just your garden variety pervert? That is the question. Guest Casey Palmer joins Simone to discuss the time she went to a summer camp for socially awkward adults....err, FUN, HIP SINGLES! The pair end the episode with a rousing game of F*ck, Marry, Kill, where they ponder: is rapper Lil Jon secretly wholesome? 

This week Almie Rose joins us to discuss a criminally bad date with a suitor that lied about...stabbing people? His Latin pop career? Everything? We're still trying to figure it out. Almie and Simone then play a rousing game of F*ck, Marry, Kill where they ask the question: what's it like to be married to Mayor McCheese?