We Pay For Your Floor

Welcome to episode 30 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode. The title says it all really, in this episode we go off the rails and over a cliff into absurdity very early on. Andy asks everyone about experiences from starting new jobs, Phil doesn't tell a story, Sarah tells us of an amazing...

Welcome to episode 29 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode w are joined by the wonderful Olivia as we discuss PS1 Hagrid, noises and smells, as well as many other unrelated fragments of wonder such as times of great disappointment over something we were hyped about. Intro/Outro written and...

Welcome to episode 28 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, Phil, Andy and Sarah have way too much fun coming up with things you can say in various buildings or situations, that can also be said in the bedroom, whilst Phil's weekly news story descends into even more madness than usual if t...

Welcome to episode 27 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, we celebrate the return of the best podcast no one asked for as it's the series 2 premiere!! Sarah, Phil and Andy are finally back for another series of jokes, japes and utter nonsense. In this episode, all your favourite bits and...

Welcome to this bonus episode, the Halloween Special of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, an unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour.  In this episode, Phil presents Andy and Sarah with a mystery to solve, Sarah brings the spooks with a campfire story, then we discuss a hypothetical choice between an almost certain death and potentially likely death,...

Welcome to episode 26 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, it's the series finale!! Sarah gets us to discuss things that we miss and childhood nostalgia, Phil runs a game of 'Real or Fake TV Shows' and Andy follows on from Sarah's topic to discuss things we've collected from childhood to...

Welcome to episode 25 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, we celebrate Phil's 30th birthday by decorating our living room in a very special way, Sarah's devious gift, a special edition of the celebrity name game, a true or false quiz themed around the special day and Phil hosts our ow...

Welcome to episode 24 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, we discuss the potential locations of Walt Disney's corpse, we learn Sarah is the best person to have around if you need to analyse a contract, in a very detailed game of Would You Rather? Andy runs a game of guess the song on...

Welcome to episode 23 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, Sarah wants to discuss judgement, divine or otherwise, and times we have been judgemental either rightly or wrongly, whilst we judge her for her performance in Phil's flag drawing game. Also Adrian Childs struggles with very ba...

Welcome to episode 22 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we discuss queefing (for some reason), our funny language mishaps and in the news, a Primark in Wales gets overrun by some surprising guests. Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp  Edited by Philip English  ...

Welcome to episode 21 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we discuss mascots (and how creepy some of them are), play another round of the Celebrity Name Game and talk about reasons to live.   Women Talking Bollocks Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/0tBcrGibJkUCFAf5qxyONS Intr...

Welcome to episode 20 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we, Sarah, Phil and Andy discuss Karens and our experiences dealing with the Karen species in our lives and jobs!   Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp  Edited by Philip English   If you prefer your p...

Welcome to episode 19 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we discuss our personal and sometimes funny experiences of social anxiety, plus Andy and Sarah go off the rails about birds during Phil's news story. Maddie's Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1POIbgh3hWlRqBgB4nAbVw Int...

Welcome to episode 18 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this special episode, we're celebrating Yorkshire Day since we live here, plus Sarah and Andy were born and raised here. We discuss all things Yorkshire, including phrases, things we enjoy about Yorkshire, and a special Yorkshire themed roun...

Welcome to episode 17 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, after Sarah mishears us which led to 5 minutes of laughter that needed editing down, we discuss the Mandela Effects, the time Phil potentially may have met Ed Sheeran and Phil brings us some exciting news about a new developmen...

Welcome to episode 16 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, Sarah has difficulties with both mathematics AND her vagina, whilst Andy hosts another round of the celebrity name game and Phil brings us a news story about a man arguing with fabrics, much like Sarah with corduroy! Intro/Outr...

Welcome to episode 15 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, Andy prepared a game featuring real and fake silly film titles that we had to differentiate between, and Phil's news story takes us to the magical land of Greggs for the second episode in a row. Intro/Outro written and performe...

Welcome to episode 14 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, we speak about times that we've felt like adults, play another round of the Celebrity Name Rhyme Game and discuss phrases from media that have just become a part of our everyday vocabulary. Plus Phil gives us an intriguing news...

Welcome to episode 13 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, recorded on the 24th June, we celebrate Andy's birthday with surprises prepared by Phil and Sarah that he genuinely had no idea about. Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp  Edited by Philip English   If yo...

Welcome to episode 12 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this extra long and extra special episode, Sarah, Phil and Andy alongside our special guest, Sarah's recently out brother, we discuss our own personal stories and experiences being members of the LGBTQ+ community as well as Sarah's ally-ship...

Welcome to episode 11 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode Andy surprises us with various things Bruce Willis gets up to in the first round of a new recurring game, and we discuss cover songs which are superior (in our opinions) to the original recordings.   Note: In this episode,...

Welcome to episode 10 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode Sarah quizzes Phil and Andy in a very late attempt to get to know them better, and Phil gives us a news story about a scout hut being terrorised. Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp  Edited by Philip English &n...

Welcome to episode 9 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we have our first special guest Lizzie, one of Andrew's best friends. Phil and Andy once again teach Sarah the difference between horizontal and vertical, discuss our guilty or not so guilty pleasures, and reminisce on our teenag...

Welcome to episode 8 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we rant about the price of Freddo's, Andy challenges Phil and Sarah to use objects in the room to try and trigger his ASMR sensitivity, and Phil introduces a new segment to the podcast where he gives Sarah and Andy a real, ridicu...

Welcome to episode 7 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode Sarah takes the reigns completely and takes Andy and Phil on a journey through a list of very interesting and very funny books that she found online. Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp  Edited by Philip English...