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Holiday debriefs are in and let's just say our top travel tips are probably not the ones you'll find on Instagram. We chat live show prep, why Revz is suddenly feeling very nervous, and settle the age old debate of folding versus hanging because apparently this is what adulthood has come to. Then Gem reveals the one thing guaranteed to send her into a full body spiral, feet. Too many feet. Far too...

Today’s caller received an accidental bob from her best friend who is also her hairdresser. Disaster. Mentions: Bestie Hotline: I Don't Want Beef With My Neighbour (Spotify) Bestie Hotline: I Don't Want Beef With My Neighbour (Apple) - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Sub...

Kicking off today's ep with a little PSA... your kids are listening. And according to science, they believe everything they overhear, so make it count. Quick quezzie, does your family have a theme? Cos we get into sibling names and the bizarre decision to name multiple children as though they are a matching set. Revz has a bone to pick with the school canteen and how good was the hot cheese roll?...

This week’s caller is struggling to get on board with her partners’ new money saving strategies.  LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH - Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Tri...

How do you measure distance in your head? Blue whales? Swimming pools? Or are you like Gem who can somehow just feel a kilometre? We check in on Revz's new love and whether Gem's finally caught up. Then, Gem has a bone to pick with Gen Z because the vibes are off and the forward energy seems to be MIA. Plus, why does theatre feel like it's on life support? Can we blame cozzie livs for absolutely e...

Today’s caller is feeling the imbalance of family dynamics.  LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH - Check out our Amazon Storefront (Prime Day Sales July 7-13!) Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester on Spot...

Quick reminder to check your bosoms because we're nothing if not committed to your wellbeing. Then it's onto the great moustache debate because Revz has developed a concerning appreciation for the humble soup strainer. Gem dishes out some tough love after an Iggy, World Cup and pocket money situation that has the group chat divided. Plus, a trip down memory lane to New York and the early days of G...

This week's caller is desperate to avoid a wedding-day disaster. LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester on Spotify The Fifth Trimester on Apple Sen...

First up, some glamorous life admin because it's time to worm your kids. Tick that shit off and move on with your day. Then Revz is on a fake tan journey and we'll check back in a few weeks to see how that's... developing. But that's not even the headline. DLs, we need you seated for this one because a bomb has dropped in Revz's life and honestly, we're still processing. Bestie is activated, feeli...

 Today’s caller is married to a love language mismatch. LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester on Spotify The Fifth Trimester on Apple S...

What's everyone doing with their freezer because Revz has a theory and frankly, none of us are coming out of this looking good. Meanwhile Gem is deep in nit hell and Revz is armed with enough experience, wisdom and unsolicited advice to start a support group. Then we're taking a nostalgic trip back to the golden age of 90s kids movies, except Gem's children have started asking questions that absol...

This week's caller wants to 'love thy neighbour' but doesn't love thy neighbour's lawn mowing skills.    LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Tri...

Gem’s got the holy grail of hacks (no exaggeration) to help with kid’s resilience. Naturally, this leads us down a completely necessary detour into inspirational song recommendations because apparently we're all one power ballad away from personal growth. Then we tackle a parenting controversy that's been dividing households for generations: bribery. Are rewards ruining our children, o...

Today's caller wants to know when she can drop her kid's swimming lessons and save some money.   LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester on Spo...

Starting today’s ep with the most important discussion of 2026. What are Australia’s favourite Cadbury chocolate bars? Warning: some results will shock you. More merch has arrived at the pod office and we are frothing!! Gem’s in the extra curricular activity trenches and her weekend is fully booked. Then Iggy’s got a passion and Gem’s trying to be supportive but has n...

This week's caller wants to know if she should let her 7yo shave.   LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester on Spotify The Fifth Trimester on A...

Bella's giving Gem a lesson in pop culture this week. We're talking cringey celeb comebacks, a sneaky marriage, fake freckles and cancelling lolly bags. Bella is bringing all the T and Gem's got notes.  - Mentions:  Madonna's JFK Jnr Confession Madonna Getting Down with Gymskin All The Cool Girls Are Wearing Red, according to Sitchu Gem’s blazer cuffs  Sign up to The Fifth Tri...

Can we pull the brakes on the Year of the Horse cos it's June and we need a nap. Seriously. Gem’s living her best life back in dance classes but then gets some surprising results from a recent blood test. Then, do we actually have to be good at our hobbies to enjoy them? Because Gem’s not happy about being the worst in her class and has developed a rebellious streak to balance out her...

A little treat for your Saturday morning, we've unlocked a fav subscriber episode for some LOLs.  Besties, there are two kinds of people in this world: the ones who can keep treats in the pantry for “later” and the ones who inhale them before the groceries are even unpacked (guess which camp we’re in). And then, buckle up, because Revz has a massage story. Let’s just s...

This week's caller wants to guarantee a bond between her kids.    LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester on Spotify The Fifth Trimester o...

It’s the only show we wanna talk about right now - Netflix’s Kylie Minogue three-part documentary, Kylie, so of course we had to record a special episode to break it all down. We chat about all the huge bombshells (career, cancer, kids), and all the things that were left unsaid.  Because the big question is, after three hours with Australia’s golden girl of pop, do we actual...

You’re in for a treat DLs! Producer Kate made Gem and Revz listen to their very first episode “We Bought A Mic” back in 2020. So naturally, Gem’s got notes, Revz has insights and now we’re all reminiscing on the ride that is WDHTFT. Whether you’re an OG from day dot or new to the chat, this ones for you x - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For...

Gem’s accidentally become a full-time indoor plant parent and we fear this might officially be our midlife crisis era. Then we introduce what may be the greatest invention of all time: The Adult Dress Up Box™️ — no notes, just a bloody good time. We also get into Gem’s latest documentary obsession, naturally spiral into trash TV and guilty pleasures, and the inevitable mill...

Today's caller has just discovered the mental load of hand-me-down kids clothing.   LIVE SHOW TICKETS - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester on Spotify The Fifth Trimeste...

A must-listen for DLs chasing a little “life enhancement”! Ever head of The Third Space? Kellie Sulway joins us to unpack the tools, mindset shifts, and everyday habits that help you live with more intention. From finding clarity in the chaos to the parenting golden nuggets every family needs to hear, this convo is packed with practical takeaways you’ll actually want to use. - ht...