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They're dropping like anchors on Below Deck Med (S08E14) as the crew gets sick one after another. Not to be outdone, Kyle takes another turn around the lazy Susan and stays in bed all episode with a headache. Don't worry, he magically recovers when it's time to twerk. Will Captain Sandy write another autobiography about standing up to the Frenchman who lied about not being served pasta? Let's dive...

It’s a very mysteries somewhat solved-ish live sesh when we search for timeline truths in the Monica Fowler/Darnell/Garcia Real Housewives of Salt Lake City/RealityVonTease scandal. Join us with your tinfol hats and your TikTok sleuthing, we’re going in! For links to watch this recap as a Crappens On Demand Video, hear our Patreon bonuses, or to buy tickets for The 2024 Golden Crappies Live From T...

The ladies of Real Housewives of Potomac are spending their fifth month in Austin on tonight's celebration of drag and dragging. Robyn and Candiace try to make us care about yet another round of their arguing, Karen gets paintings done of her iconic fence self, and Juan is still choosing "laundry" over supporting his wife. For links to watch this recap as a Crappens On Demand Video, hear our Patre...

We join forces with Steel and Shooter from the Brav Bros to discuss what might be coming up on the RHOSLC three part reunion and the current state of our mutual love, Bravo. Subscribe to the guys wherever you get your podcasts, follow them on Insta @brav_bros and grab tickets for their first live show in NYC on January 25. While you're at it, grab tickets to our next live show, the 2024 Golden Cra...

Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip RHONY (S04E06) ends its season with a sexy disco party and some good ole fashioned Ramona on Service Worker abuse. Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideo and check out our Patreon bonus about online shopping and our holiday breaks. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @r...

*This is Part Two of a two part recap Southern Charm (S09E15) ends its season by trying to convince us one last time that Taylor is anything more than a pod person and fails. Fortunately, Austen is here to act despicably and try to push the little fella off a stool to give us a nice bang up finish. Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideo and check out our Patreon bonu...

*This is Part One of a two-part recap  Southern Charm (S09E15) ends its season by trying to convince us one last time that Taylor is anything more than a pod person and fails. Fortunately, Austen is here to act despicably and try to push the little fella off a stool to give us a nice bang-up finish. Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideo and check out our Patreo...

The Real Housewives of Miami celebrate Mother’s Day, which turns into an all out crisis when Ana shows up and reminds everyone that Marsold is a rotting corpse. Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideo and check out our Patreon bonus about online shopping and our holiday breaks. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatc...

Dorit bounces off the walls of her bubble in this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle cries and calls everyone mean, and Sutton finally finds a man who’s into tiny esophaguses and karaoke. Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideo and check out this week’s Patreon bonus episode about online shopping and our holiday break. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/wat...

Dwell Hello is back, and we’re kicking off our fourth season gingerly.  Specifically, a Viking ginger.  Rob hails from Atlantic City but has moved to Sweden to embrace the “modern Viking lifestyle,” which no one seems able to define.  Can he unleash his inner Thor?  And will his girlfriend Alva be content with any home that’s not deep in a forest?  To follow along, watch H...

Welcome back to part 2 of our recap. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 4 finale (S04E16) was so riveting, so shocking, so unbelievable that we don’t know what to do with ourselves. Come join us in the Bermuda Triangle for this monumental hour of television.  Put it in the Library of Congress!  Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Find bonus epi...

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 4 finale (S04E16) was so riveting, so shocking, so unbelievable that we don’t know what to do with ourselves. Come join us in the Bermuda Triangle for this monumental hour of television.  Put it in the Library of Congress!  This is part 1 of a 2 part recap.  Stay tuned for part 2! Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/cr...

Tensions rise on Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: RHONY Legacy (S04E03) as Kelly accuses Kristen of being a “host.”  Meanwhile, Luann grills Kelly for withholding access to NY Rangers games. Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Host...

On the second episode of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: RHONY Legacy (S04E02), Sonja invokes the B-word:  Bethenny.  Later, a bunch of bored waiters trudge into the villa and pretend to enjoy themselves. Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekara...

*This is Part Four of a four-part recap!* For this year’s Holiday Movie Crossover Extravaganza with Matt and Poodle from The Reality Gays Podcast, we’re covering Lifetime’s ode to big haired blonde divas from our past, Ladies of the 80’s. To get the video versions, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens...

*This is Part Three of a four-part recap!* For this year’s Holiday Movie Crossover Extravaganza with Matt and Poodle from The Reality Gays Podcast, we’re covering Lifetime’s ode to big haired blonde divas from our past, Ladies of the 80’s. To get the video versions, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappen...

*This is Part TWO of a four-part recap!* For this year’s Holiday Movie Crossover Extravaganza with Matt and Poodle from The Reality Gays Podcast, we’re covering Lifetime’s ode to big haired blonde divas from our past, Ladies of the 80’s. To get the video versions, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens...

*This is Part One of a four part recap!* For this year’s Holiday Movie Crossover Extravaganza with Matt and Poodle from The Reality Gays Podcast, we’re covering Lifetime’s ode to big haired blonde divas from our past, Ladies of the 80’s. To get the video versions, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens...

We’re checking in with the latest episodes of Southern Charm and Real Housewives of Miami with two mini recaps.  First, the women confront Lisa about her Lenny-itis on RHOM .  Then Taylor tries to apologize to Olivia on Southern Charm , and guess what?  It doesn’t go well. Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchw...

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E09) blows out 2023 with an explosive Taco Tuesday party.  There’s microaggressions, OnlyFans aggressions, and Sutton aggressions — plus Kim Richards.  It’s all the awkward, hilarious fun we could dream of.  This is part two of a two part recap.  Check out our feed for part 2! Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/...

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E09) blows out 2023 with an explosive Taco Tuesday party.  There’s microaggressions, OnlyFans aggressions, and Sutton aggressions — plus Kim Richards.  It’s all the awkward, hilarious fun we could dream of.  This is part one of a two part recap.  Stick around for part 2 dropping soon! Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http:/...

Picking up where we left off on the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E15), the women corner Meredith about DMs, but she manages to turn the ship — or catamaran — around. Afterwards, Whitney remembers she needs to fight; so she tries it with Heather over exploitation of boudoir photos.  This is part two of a two part recap. If you missed the first half, check out our feed and re...

Oh no! It’s the second to last Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E15) of the season! The women corner Meredith about DMs, but she manages to turn the ship — or catamaran — around. Afterwards, Whitney remembers she needs to fight; so she tries it with Heather over exploitation of boudoir photos.  This is part one of a two part recap. Stay tuned for part two! Watch with Crappens o...

We start with a mini Below Deck Med catchup before diving into Southern Hospitality (S02E02) Recap, which starts at around 20 minutes in. Maddie can’t decide what to do about her possibly cheating boyfriend and his phone charging irresponsibility, Joey Marbles gets a mancrush, and Leva shows zero forgiveness. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of the Vanderpump Rules trailer. Y...

The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E07) continue to find the loudest locations to shoot this week in Austin and Candiace has a cryangle fest at chickenpoo bingo. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of the Vanderpump Rules trailer. You can get it and or watch this recap on video at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follo...