Very Cool Vipers | Sketch Comedy Podcast

Hey spring breakers, it's time to drink yourself s-s-stupid at Hotel Coral Essex's Brain Dead Beach Bash ! Voted MTV Spring Break 1993's hottest resort on the beach—Hotel Coral Essex—is finally back after a state-mandated 30-year hiatus! And we're throwing a super dumb party in honor of balcony jumping champion, Tony Zamboni (no relation to the ice resurfacing vehicle)!

Hey college coeds, it's the triumphant return crowning of Ms. Boozy Jacuzzi Floozy and Mr. Hot Tub Heart-Throb , exclusively at Hotel Coral Essex!   Voted MTV Spring Break 1993's hottest resort on the beach—Hotel Coral Essex—is finally back after a state-mandated 30-year hiatus!  No more balcony jumping contests, we promise!

Mick, Mac, Paddy Whack and Give a Snake a Shillelagh... Who's been rubbin' old Sheamus' gold now? 

Hey college coeds, it's time to turn up the heat in a Boozy Jacuzzi , exclusively at Hotel Coral Essex!  Voted MTV Spring Break 1993's hottest resort on the beach—Hotel Coral Essex-ex-ex—is finally back after a state-mandated 30-year hiatus!  No more balcony jumping contests, we promise!

Y'all know those VCV dudes always be checkin' they phone!  

Sure, you've heard of Abraham Lincoln.  But are you familiar with Dishonest Abe?  Abraham Lincoln SMITH? 

Welcome to Kangaroo Coffee, the "Outback Steakhouse of coffee shops!"  Mm-mmm, now that's Koffee with a K, mate!  

Family-Style SteakHOME.  We're not a steakhouse.  We're a steakhome.  

The VCV guys turn amateur scientists trying to answer one of life's big questions—also known as the Purple-Green Problem—where food goes in purple but comes out green!  

Every gym has one.  It's always an old guy.  And that old guy ALWAYS finds a way to get naked in the locker room. 

Introducing BrandCo's newest product... it's the Jort-Maker 3,000!  Because nothing says "casual" quite like cut-off jeans!  

A signature drink is like a calling card—think James Bond's martini (shaken not stirred)... So the VCV guys turn amateur mixologists to find a magical concoction that lets everyone know they're very cool! 

W-w-w-wipeout!  Welcome to Surf Burger, brah.  Hope you're ready for a choice meal! 

Misogynist Denny owns Mr. Ladybug Killer, an extermination service exclusively for ladybugs—AND ONLY LADYBUGS!  Denny tries to bestow his crazy beliefs onto a young apprentice, who quickly learns that Denny doesn't know ANYTHING about ladies or bugs. 

Ho ho ho!  This PSA-turned-advertisement warns about the dangers of shitting down a chimney!  Join Santa and his new mistress, Dr. Ole Suzanna Alabama, as they tell you about a safe, new alternative—Dirty Stuffed Stockings—the perfect gift for that hard-to-please asshole! 

Tired of being hassled?  In need of a little alone time?  Sounds like you need the Leave-Me-Alone Pill, exclusively from BrandCo.

Got a hot date tonight, but your hair's looking like limp linguine?  Deaton Flannigan has you covered with his NEW business—Pompadour-to-Door! 

Being funny is like WAY hard to do... So the VCV guys give being dumb a try! 

Do you remember the first time hearing the classic country songs by that ole rascal, Marty Possumtrotter?  Sure you do!  So let's take a little trip down memory lane with the digitally-remastered Time Life Collection of Marky Possumtrapper!  

Answering the age-old banking question—who would win in a Tank vs. Monster Truck Fight?  

Better believe that Great Grammy McGillicuddy is taking her secret recipe to her grave!  

Halloween Horror Nights presents the attraction everyone's been DYING TO RIDE—Jay Leno's Haunted Garage: Ha Ha Highway to Heckle! 

Have you ever wanted to hang out with those generic characters from your favorite pharmaceutical commercials?  You and me both! 

Casper VD Mattresses—the wholesale mattress supplier for sleazy bungalow, roadside flophouses, and murder motels!  They really murder your back! 

Fred Fred (but his friends call him Jim Jim) is a proud Front Yard Pisser.  It's called private property, so don't tell him what to do with his privates or property!