Unprocessed

Who would you rent Brendan Fraser for in your life? Does he do cuddles? We'd pay to cuddle him. Whether or not we approve of this service, we certainly approve of Akira Emoto getting everything he wants in this world. And cat festivals. We approve of cat festivals. Apply your face paints, pay a new friend for a night out, and look for Rental Family playing in your local theaters. Follow us on...

Can we ask you something? If someone cooked you scallops at a romantic retreat after 4 months of dating, would you assume you're in a relationship? Can we ask you something else? Did you bet against hearing the word "kerning" in our episode today? If we're ever in trouble, our first phone call will be to... none of these characters. And it turns out secluded country houses might...

As much as we enjoy our chosen quote, it's got nothing on the 1987 original film's "I don't wanna be the only asshole in heaven." We unanimously agreed Michael Cera owns the remake with his long johns, firefighter's pole, and Home Alone style deathtrapped house. But we have some questions. If you had to go on a game show to save your family, which one would you choose? An...

On another recent Unprocessed field trip, we had the opportunity to screen Kelly Reichardt's new film in Asheville, NC. If you're in the area, be sure to check out one of our favorite spots, the Fine Arts Theatre . The Mastermind features a stacked cast, a beautifully muted color palette, and some mesmerizing jazz. Join us as we discuss the irony of this film's title, the effectiveness...

Is everybody okay? Hard question to answer after seeing this movie. And I never thought I’d cry again while *editing* a podcast episode, but here we are! Though we debated Terrence Malick and the effectiveness of narration in filmmaking, we unanimously agreed that Joel Edgerton owns the screen with every glance. And listen out for some glorious, unintentional sound effects throughout our recording...

The Yorgos/Stone collab continues, and we are here for it. Starring Emma Stone, Jesse Plemons, and newcomer Aidan Delbis, this cult favorite director's latest is actually a remake of the South Korean sci-fi comedy Save the Green Planet. Follow us down the conspiracy rabbit hole as we choose which liar to believe, discuss our favorite Yorgos Lanthimos films, and debate over which of us loves Je...

When's the last time you licked a window? Lynne Ramsay returns with another anxiety-riddled psychological drama, this time starring Jennifer Lawrence and Robert Pattinson, and it touches a raw nerve with some of our podcast crew. (Mental health trigger warnings abound.) Join us to discuss boxy aspect ratios, cats vs. dogs, the lasting power of Sissy Spacek, and the right and wrong way to aband...

Remember how Frankenstein’s monster has bolts through his neck and can barely speak? Now throw that memory away and hit play on del Toro’s version, diving back to the original book by Mary Shelley in both aesthetic and dialogue style. Prepare for beautiful sets and scenery, but we’re split on who amongst us has walked out of a del Toro film immediately wanting a creature boyfriend. Frankenstein is...

Max Minghella’s second feature film took us for a ride. From Looker to Look Who’s Talking references, we now have a long nostalgia list to rewatch ASAP. And shockingly, some of us weren’t entirely convinced not to go ahead and call Arian Moayed for an appointment… Will the treatment provide us with Kate Hudson’s entire wardrobe from this film though? Shell is available to rent or buy on Apple TV,...

Linklater is always a must see for us. But now we’re getting self-conscious about the appearance of our back skin… and the fact that none of us could pull up the name Stephen Sondheim to save our lives. And if you need to pee in two acts, boy do we have an app for you. RunPee . It’s free. Get it now. No regrets. Follow us on Instagram @ ⁠⁠⁠unprocessed.movie.podcast Blue Moon (2025) dir. Richard Li...

Wanna have a paranormal adventure that has absolutely nothing to do with the whole rest of the Halloween/Michael Myers franchise that came before (or after!) this film? Check out H3! And honestly, sick masks, Silver Shamrock. 10/10, would wear. Are you buying the pumpkin, witch, or skull? We’re also disappointed we didn’t disintegrate inside a laser beam when we visited Stonehenge. Follow us on In...

Have you really seen TRON: Ares if your chair wasn’t continually attempting to violently expel you to the floor for the full runtime? Join us as we dissect the 4DX experience, debate filmmaking vs. Disney World rides, and reminisce about the original Tron from 1982. We’re also realizing after 2 for 2 that our secondary theme for this podcast could be people getting slapped across the face… Follow...

Have too much going on in your life? Feel overwhelmed? Have you tried… “making a podcast with your friends?” Join us as we see way too many movies, then sit in someone’s car and talk about them immediately afterwards with zero time to process our thoughts. Follow us on Instagram @ unprocessed.movie.podcast Have you seen After the Hunt yet? What did you think? And what’s your favorite cheese? After...