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In this bonus episode, Jay & Beck get the home fires burning and sit down to have a little chat with their receptionist and new neighbor. Listen in as we ask all important questions while dealing with attitudes and advancements. So grab your s'mores and pray that the ceiling doesn't collapse! Contains : *Adult Language *Adult Situations Thank you for listening, you Maniacs! If you like...

In this bonus episode, Jay & Beck sit down with their neighbor Edna for a living room campfire chat. Edna brings the beer, cheer, and many f*ckfaces to the interview. Pull up a log, pour yourselves your favorite cocktail, and enjoy! Contains : *Adult Language *Adult Situations Thank you for listening, you Maniacs! If you like the podcast tell a friend! Please rate it 5 stars on Apple Podcasts...

One of Channel 13's most dubious moments, the Atomic Punks appeared on William Cooke's programme to promote their new E.P., Varmint Virtuoso. Switchblade, Skitzo, Mousetrap, Septic, Skeezy, and Sue-Cide's eruptions made N.Y. Post front page headlines and national outrage. These flair-ups blasted them to stardom, making them worldwide celebrities. This is quite possibly the best moment...

In this season's finale, Jay and Beck find themselves institutionalized after eating magic mushrooms from the building's maintenance man. Once in the asylum, they find themselves mingling with demented patients. As the Maniacs plan their escape, an unexpected invitation to a midnight card game could prove to be the gamble they need for their getaway. Will they be lobotomized on Electric Av...

In this final Writing Sessions, Jay & Beck discuss cloud raves, Jesus being a hippie, hangnail problems, and the sex lives of the elderly. Other topics include Beck's new kitty looking like Barry Keoghan, Scotch is the cigar of liquor, Jay's toilet gently weeping, NYC's floppy bacon problem, and how everything is made of plastic. This episode is dedicated to Tom Sizemore and Beck&#...

Jay & Beck recruit cousin Arcade Mike to train them for The Power Of The Pixel arcade championship in the building's Last Coin Arcade. Antagonized by their arch rivals, The Combo Clan, the Maniacs set their sights on domination over the city's best arcade gangs. Will they come out on top or be flushed down in defeat? Special thanks to : Liz Days, Floyd, Peter Solomon, Kat, Disastra, Ra...

Beck and Jay start off chatting about theme park rides, Jay's fear of rollercoasters, and how Beck got stuck on a double Ferris wheel during a storm. Other topics include: Adult Disney villages, 80's training montages are the best, Jay's striking it rich with good karma, strange over-rated music, how John Lennon should have stayed with May Pang, and finally that aliens could be touched...

Liz and Don Maniac join us in this episode for game night. Bad Beatboxing, Bad Choose Your Own Adventure, and Bad Acting are just some of the bad games that we play with the happy couple. We finish the night by attending a couples wellness convention in our gymnasium. Special thanks to : Liz Days, Floyd, Peter Solomon, Kat, Disastra, Rachel Sweeting, The Bear & The Beard, Madeline Maser, Krist...

In this episode, Jay and Beck write their first ballad for The Atomic Punks, talk about their hall passes, and how they seem to have a knack for writing the future. Jay & Disastra discover they have doppelgangers, Beck plays an EVP, chemistry set explosion stories, and how spell check is jive are just some of the things in this episode. RIP Anita Pointer and Father Vincent. Contains : *Adult L...

A murderer is loose in the Maniac's building. Special guest and cousin, Cara Maniac, comes on the scene as a C.I.A, F.B.I., C.S.I., N.W.A., P.Y.T. agent to help catch the killer. The crew mourns the loss of a beloved building fixture, gets deputized to interrogate perps, and takes full advantage of Crambone's new delivery service. With spoons and bowls in hand, the Maniacs are out to catch...

In this writing sessions, there is a lot of talk about parties, pictures, and pizza! The development of the Crambone Mart, the invention of the Older Hot Calendar Of People We Know, and the fastest time in quitting a job are just some of the things we talk about in this episode. By the way, whatever happened to Robby Bensen? Contains : *Adult Language *Adult Situations Thank you for listening, you...

This special bonus episode contains bloopers, outtakes, games, and a lot of monkey business all tied up with a musical banger! Special thanks to : Liz Days, Floyd, Peter Solomon, Kat, Disastra, The Beard, Madeline Maser, Kristin Finger, and FlaMinMonKey. Contains : *Adult Language *Adult Situations Thank you for listening, you Maniacs! If you like the podcast tell a friend. Please rate it 5 stars...

The Maniacs and their significant others receive an invitation to their 20th high school reunion. While debating on going, they revisit memories and situations that brought them all together. From being held captive by a psycho janitor to dealing with bullies, high school was full of some strange times! Special thanks to : Liz Days, Floyd, Peter Solomon, Kat, Disastra, Rachel Sweeting, The Beard,...

In this episode, Beck & Jay recall school memories, party line talk, U.F.O.'s and aliens, and Barbarian movie spoilers. Throw in a couple of dog farts, begging cats and you got yourself pure amusement! Contains : *Adult Language *Adult Situations Thank you for listening, you Maniacs! If you like the podcast tell a friend. Please rate it 5 stars on Apple Podcasts and leave us a review. Foll...

The Maniac's southern cousins, The Bear & The Beard, invite them in on an odyssey into the cosmos. Ashtar, an old nemesis, is out for revenge after the Maniacs changed his life for the worse. Plenty of games, cosmic commercials, and out-of-this-world entertainment jam pack this intercosmic episode. Special thanks to : Liz Days, Floyd, Peter Solomon, Kat, Disastra, The Beard, Madeline Maser...

Beck and Jay talk about school, candy, corner stores, and choose your own adventure game books. The Maniacs then go into supernatural mode talking about predators, aliens, abductions, and creatures, all the while comparing curses. RIP Ron Popeil. Contains : *Adult Language *Adult Situations Thank you for listening, you Maniacs! If you like the podcast tell a friend. Please rate it 5 stars on Apple...

The Maniacs meet up with cousin Maddie Maniac in Arizona to break an ancestral curse. Along the way, they cross paths with a shape-shifter, ghosts, and even a partying alien on their mystical quest. It's a real supranatural experience! Special thanks to : Liz Days, Floyd, Peter Solomon, Kat, Disastra, The Beard, Madeline Maser, Kristin Finger, and FlaMinMonKey. Contains : *Adult Language *Adul...

In this Writing Sessions, Beck and Jay talk about inventing extra-flavored products, bug-killing inventions, Jay swearing off ramen, Beck getting instant karma for scaring a child, how Sedona is the Transylvania of the West, what our pets would sound like if they could talk, and how it's always a good thing to stock complimentary take-out sauces.  Contains : *Adult Language *Adult Situations T...

The Maniacs are joined by their hairdresser cousins, Andrea and Rachel, for an epic "Snip" battle competition, hoping to win the grand prize. Bad acting, retro commercials, and a haircut with the devil are some of the tomfoolery that takes place in this episode. Special thanks to : Liz Days, Floyd, Ricky, Peter Solomon, Kat, Disastra, The Beard, Madeline Maser, Kristin Finger, and FlaMin...

In this session, Jay may be going through manopause and comes to terms with being a graver. Beck's spider saga continues. The Maniacs discover the wonder that is barbicide and if it can defeat aliens. Lastly, they have an observation on granny hair and how the elderly don't eat pizza. Contains : *Adult Language *Adult Situations Thank you for listening, you Maniacs! If you like the podcast...

An impromptu bonus comes from a friend gathering in a cabin in rural Pennslyvania. Games are played, some strange visitors make an appearance and drunken buffoonery are just some of the things presented in this episode. Contains : *Adult Language *Adult Situations Thank you for listening, you Maniacs! If you like the podcast tell a friend. Please rate it 5 stars on Apple Podcasts and leave us a re...

Jay and his brother FlaMinMonKey accidentally unleash a curse by inadvertently releasing Jean Genie from his bottle. The curse wreaks havoc on the Maniacs in the form of a boogie man, a recently deceased spirit, and a Tunnel Pheiffer. Will they get Jean Genie back into his bottle? Special thanks to : FlaMinMonKey, Liz Days, Floyd, Ricky, Peter Solomon, Kat, Disastra, The Beard, and Kristin Finger....

Beck & Jay talk all things cereal - prizes included, how everything should be parmed, plastic surgery gone wild, Beck's continuing spider curse, and Jay's obsession with Tim Capello. Contains : *Adult Language *Adult Situations Thank you for listening, you Maniacs! If you like the podcast tell a friend. Please rate it 5 stars on Apple Podcasts and leave us a review. Follow us : Contact...

Beck's brother Kevin Maniac comes for a visit during the opening of the building's new swanky lounge. The Maniacs host Friday night's first talent show. Acts include magic, a harpsichord, and the Atomic Punks bringing the house down. There may or may not be casualties. As usual, chaos ensues.  Special thanks to : Kevin Maniac, Liz Days, Floyd, Ricky, Peter Solomon, Flaming Monkey Mania...

Jay & Beck discuss disappointing 90's music, the struggle of media evolution, how the pigeons are running NYC, Jay adopts a return-to-sender cat, Beck loves the manly men, and their breaking down the genius of the Canadian artist Snow.  Contains : *Adult Language *Adult Situations Thank you for listening, you Maniacs! If you like the podcast tell a friend. Please rate it 5 stars on Apple P...