Two Wizards Podcast

The Stars are aligned and the rites have been chanted as Mark and Josh resurrect a Two Wizard's classic, they're watching movies. Join the boys as Mark helps Josh celebrate some cinema in a bizarre cross over event.

Happy Season 9 to one and all! This week Mark and Josh are dipping all of their toes into the sea, no not the deep unforgiving ocean, but the slightly shallow just as salty bodies of water that contain multitudes and are responsible for civilization as we know it today, the good, the bad and the jerk chicken

This week Mark and Josh finish their read through of Robert E. Howard's Conan based criticism on colonialism, "Beyond the Black River".

With summer at it's height Josh and Mark are taking a break and reading some weird fiction. This week the boys return to Robert E. Howard's Conan the Barbarian, and read "Beyond the Black River". 

Josh and Mark dip a city block sized toe into the sea of amazing that is giant monster, or Kaiju movies. Discussing their origins, evolution and some of their favorite creatures.

This week Mark and Josh dive into the murky humanizing waters of pet ownership of dictators, presidents and "Great Men" of history. 

This week Josh and Mark jump in your lap gaze up into your eyes lovingly and smack you on the head with knowledge, the knowledge that the domesticated cat. From their early adoption of humans to cats holding government positions and astounding cat fact from Mark!

This week Mark and Josh take a look at the horror of military based nuclear accidents, also known as broken arrows. 

Josh and Mark are celebrating 200 episodes by discussing cryptids from Down Under. Including the dreaded drop bear, baffling bunyips, and all manner of Ice Age hold overs. 

This week Josh blinds Mark with more numbers than his brain can handle as the boys talk about that great big ball in the sky currently fueling your summer fun, our attempts to better understand it and how it will eventually end us all.   

The Boys are back into High Strangeness as Mark and Josh discuss the infamous Braxton County Monster, a.k.a Braxie, a.k.a The Flatwoods Monster. 

Josh kicks off our inaugural Travel Guide Series with his second home state, Ohio. Join the boys as the discuss formation, boarder disputes, football mascot faux pass, and of course the best places to get a beer in the Buck Eye State.

In a Two Wizards' first, Mark journeys to Josh's wizard tower in the Midwest to record a special episode on... college! That's right, the boys recount their glory days of higher learning, the professors that inspired (or should have retired), and why Josh and friend-of-the-show Brad can't team up for beer pong ever again.

This week Mark and Josh are paying a visit to that Two Wizards well of content, The SCP Foundation. Join the boys as they discuss magic vending machines, bizarre groups both benign and bad, and redacted food stuffs. 

Things get hairy this week as Josh and Mark discuss the cultural enigma that is facial hair. From faux Pharos, to bearded women and the best and worst styles for their own faces. Join the boys as they discuss facial hair!

Mark and Josh finish their deep dive into the end of the world by discussing the granddaddy of all eschatology, the Rapture as laid down by the Book of Revelations, and how people misinterpret signs and scripture in an attempt to prematurely end it all. 

Mark and Josh need a break, too many spells cast too many orbs gazed into, but an episode must occur! So Brad and Jonny, from the I Can't Wait to Show my Kids, and Dang Ol Venture Boyz invade the Two Wizard's Tower to discuss the greatest MMORPG of all time, "World of Warcraft".

The stars are right, the world weeps and gnashes, the eclipse was awesome but didn't usher in the apocalypse, so it is time for Mark and Josh to do it themselves. This week the boys are discussing the the cycle of creation, destruction and rebirth across time. Ragnarok, Aztec Calendars, the Iron Age of Men its all here baby!

Though a bizarre dream based revelation, Mark recovered a script that he thought was lost! This week the Boys are discussing that illusive and greatest form of travel, Teleportation, and its many uses and occurrences across history.  

One more time dear listeners Mark and Josh discuss the awesome force of nature that are volcanoes, this week examining the worst of the eruption events, which totally ruined everyone's summer plans.

As the Boys rocket toward new and exciting life events they take a pause to run screaming back to adolescence and pour a giant bowl of MemberBerries to discuss Saturday morning cartoons and the sugary cereal that fueled those glorious mornings.   

Mark and Josh raise their Wizard Rings to the sky and call down the elements to summon evil Captain Planet and discus how volcanoes can and will clean the Earth of all life. 

Josh and Mark are back to begin a deep dive into the glory and terror of Volcanoes. This week acting as primer they Boys tap into their respective Magma chambers of expertise to lay down a primer of how volcanoes work, interstellar explosions and how humans have been living along side them though history. Come for the Vesuvius, stay for the dirty ejecta jokes.  

This week Mark drags Josh through the murky waters of pareidolia, eye witness accounts and a healthy amount of hoaxes to discuss the enigmatic Loch Ness Monster. Is there a beast beneath the waters? Is it just a giant catfish? Why does it want $3.50? Join us listeners and get horned up once again for lake monster based mayhem!

In what will go down in Two Wizard's History as both the cutest, and horrible episode, Josh takes Mark down the path of animal based blood sports, from the horror of beast hunts in ancient Rome, to all manner of beast-baiting in our not so distant history, and the secret war between mice and frogs.