Two Salty Broads

This week, Lindsey and Sepideh are joined by a special guest to discuss gender stereotypes and roles and why they all suck. Listen in as Dan the Sound Guy finally gets a mic so that this foursome can battle it out with some questions prepared by our One Salty Researcher to see - in the world of gendered trivia, which sex rules them all! We want to hear from you! Email us at twosaltybroads@gmail.co...

Have you ever woken up hungover and panicked that you almost forgot to pay the bills? We have. Lindsey and Sepideh discuss the things that keep them up at night, and tried and true remedies for a restful night's sleep. Find out how Dan the Sound Guy has played the part of sleep terrorist for the duo.    We want to hear from you! Email us at twosaltybroads@gmail.com Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybr...

In this episode, Lindsey and Sepideh prove why they are, in fact, no better than children when discussing nature's sewage system. No matter what you call it, there is no way the booty, chocolate starfish, keister is not funny! Listen in to what would def be Sir Mix-a-lot's favorite episode. We want to hear from you! Email us at twosaltybroads@gmail.com Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads Twitter...

Today's episode is brought to you by the words oopsie and ouchy. Lindsey and Sepideh discuss some of the dumbest ways they've been injured and how those injuries affect them to this day.    No class, burned ass, and impaled by toenails... anything goes on this scarring episode.    We want to hear from you! Email us at twosaltybroads@gmail.com Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads Twitter Two Salty...

Darkness falls on this nighttime episode as Lindsey and Sepideh discuss the science behind our fears. What are rational vs. irrational fears and what does this have to do with raccoons and Lindsey's fight or flight response? We're DYING to tell you. Source: The Science of Fear, by Daniel Gardner We want to hear from you! Email us at twosaltybroads@gmail.com Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads Twi...

Lindsey and Sepideh step into the ring and list celebrities that suck so much, they're willing to throw fists. Find out why Flo (from Progressive) has got to go. Show Notes: Gordon Ramsey Freaking Raw We want to hear from you! Email us at twosaltybroads@gmail.com Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads Twitter Two Salty Broads Podcast

We spent all week reading erotica just for you, dear listener.  This was pure, unadulterated... errr, research.  We uncover whether this new wave of erotic fiction is misunderstood masterpieces or just porn. Books we read (if you want to follow along): Your Dad Will Do, by Katee Robert Ice Planet Barbarians, by Ruby Dixon The Haunted Vagina, by Carlton Mellick III I Banged A Vampire And He Didn't...

What has been seen can never be unseen. Lindsey and Sepideh search the internet and discuss early online videos they had forgotten, and those they will never forget.  It's the good, the bad, and the MY EYES, MY EYES, WHAT DID I JUST WATCH!? Want to follow along and see some of these videos? Tread carefully: The End of Ze World Badger Song (Badger badger badger badger, mushroom mushroom) Powerthirs...

Lindsey and Sepideh take a moment to reflect on how basic they really are. It's pumpkin spice, and everything nice on today's episode. Where did the term 'Basic Bitch' originate? What makes a bitch basic? Tune in for answers and hear Sepideh try her hand at songwriting in an attempt to educate the masses on the art of being basic.   We want to hear from you! Email us at twosaltybroads@gmail.com Fo...

It's another nighttime recording and the broads get weird as they address stigmas about periods. How did womb blood give women evil powers and how could it also be used as a love draft? Sepideh and Lindsey lose it as they read bad advice on how to 'deal' with your menstruating loved one. We want to hear from you! Email us at twosaltybroads@gmail.com Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads Twitter Two...

The broads become unhinged as they discuss the languages of love. How do we give/accept love and how does it relate to Fiddler on the Roof? If "I literally can't" was a podcast episode, this would be it. We want to hear your stories! Have a crazy tale? We want to know! Email us at twosaltybroads@gmail.com Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads Twitter Two Salty Broads Podcast

Have you ever watched a movie that caused you to spiral into an obsession? Well, we have. Tune in to hear about films that have impacted us to the point where we became "those" kids in high school. We want to hear your stories! Have a crazy tale? We want to know! Email us at twosaltybroads@gmail.com Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads Twitter Two Salty Broads Podcast

To bush or not to bush, that is the question. In this hair-raising episode, Sepideh and Lindsey discuss the stare of their body hair, hair removal techniques, and even a live demo of what Lindsey would later call, "Flaccid, bringer of pain."  We want to hear your stories! Have a crazy tale? We want to know! Email us at twosaltybroads@gmail.com Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads Twitter Two Salty...

Mirror mirror on the wall... has my prince fuck boy ghosted me? For he did not call.  In this episode, the broads take a deep dive into the lie in happily ever after. Who are the most toxic Disney relationships? How has this phrase affected current relationships today? Are there any good examples of 'Happily Ever After' and how do we achieve it? Why did Sepideh get in a fight at school over royal...

In this Valentines Day episode, Lindsey and Sepideh discuss the worst dates they've been on. Learn how Sepideh is a romantic gesture ruiner, how Lindsey couldn't keep it in, and find out why the tomato blushed. We want to hear your stories! Have a crazy tale? Do you have a tail? We want to know that and more! Email us at twosaltybroads@gmail.com Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads Twitter Two Sal...

We've all done it. After a weekend, month, years of eating anything and everything we've decided enough was enough. The diet starts Monday! Lindsey and Sepideh talk diets they've tried, ones that sound interesting, and others that are absolutely, batshit, insane. Diet or die trying, I guess. We want to hear your stories! Have a crazy tale? Do you have a tail? We want to know that and more! Email u...

Getting old is a b***h, but so are we! The broads are back and are here to put their salty spin on aging and the differences between your 20s and 30s. Bedtimes have gotten earlier, hangover recovery has gotten longer, and calories are actually starting to count. We explore every nook, cranny, and wrinkle on what it actually means to be 30. So put down the retinol cream and pull up a chair. 

They say you should always try to make a good first impression. Unfortunately for this duo, they don't always know how to start off on the right foot. Antagonistic, disinterested or sexual wildebeest, these broads want to set the record straight.