Two Salty Broads

The broads look back on the last year's highs and lows while taking inventory of all the good Karma the universe owes them in 2026.  Show Notes: Be The Match: Learn more about donating blood stem cells. Contact Us: Email: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Instagram: @twosaltybroads TikTok: twosaltybroads

In this episode, your favorite Ho Ho Hoes discuss the unique plots in Hallmark movies and read holiday blunder stories - all while sipping on a festive Buzzball. Can Sepideh hold her liquor? Tune in to find out. Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

The broads are struggling. Lindsey and Sepideh share what's currently stressing them out and compare them to sexy relationship tropes.  Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

Lindsey and Sepideh unpack their exorcism toolkit and share their tips to banishing demons or your aunt Linda. Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

Traveling for work is not just business-class, power-suits and fancy dinners for these broads, it's also an opportunity to debase themselves in front of HR. Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

We're taking you back to all the unforgettable (and mildly traumatic) firsts—first time driving, first apartments, first crushes, first time cooking without adult supervision. From freedom to failure, the broads relive the chaos of figuring it all out for the first time.  Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

From haunted dolls to slightly used sex toys, the broads dive deep into the weird, wild, and why-does-this-exist world of Craigslist. Whether it's free piles of mystery trash or an enormous dairy substitute, we're unpacking and gift wrapping the strangest finds. Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

The broads try their hand at scary-story telling, with the help of a Cards Against Humanity deck. Everything should be ok as long as no one tries any accents.... Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

The broads reflect on their favorite Halloween costumes and the time, glue and ingenuity it took to not win any contests, but Lindsey isn't salty about that.   Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

The broads take a brutally honest inventory of their skills—and their... not-so-skills. They're salty and self-aware, tune in for  some quality unqualified excellence. Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

Tune in for turd tales and toilet truths in this sh*tty little episode! From explosive mishaps to poop facts you didn’t ask for, the broads get down and dirty. Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

Have you ever judged the contestants of a television game show from the comfort of your home? The broads discuss how successful they would be when put to the test in front of a global audience. Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

Car subscription features? Jail. Empty containers in the pantry? Jail. Walking too slowly? Right to jail. The Broads lay down the law. Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

The broads are joined by the One Salty Researcher who calls BS on their car technology claims.  Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

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Why are drivers so much worse these days? The broads share their automotive gripes and confess to some bad behavior themselves. Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

The broads explore some alternative employment options: Sugar baby, financial dominatrix, selling toe nail clippings, amongst other options.  Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

Starting fights, slutty forearms, the feeling when the scissors start gliding through the wrapping paper - these are the things that make the broads’ brains feel good. Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

The Broads dish on Vegas eats, pool dreams, and wild experiences. Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

Listen as Lindsey and her 600ft (183 meters) of bubble wrap slowly descend into insanity on the eve of her impending move. Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

Lying is sometimes necessary. The broads discuss different types of lies and rate them based on Dante’s 9 circles of Hell.  Where will their untruths land them? You’ve got to listen to find out. Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

Back by Lindsey's incessant demand, the broads once again consume some of BookTok's favorite and lesser known steamy romance stories. Inspired by all the literary filth, they try their hands at authoring some stories of their own.  Books Listed: "Icebreaker," by Hannah Grace "Scary Stories to Tingle Your Butt: 7 Tales of Gay Terror," by Chuck Tingle "Cold Sweat," by Vera Valentine "Get in My Swamp...

In this crunchy, nostalgic fever dream of an episode, the Broads dive headfirst into the snacks that shaped them—from GoGurts and Gushers to Cheese Wiz and All Dressed Chips. Whether it's road trip grapes or appetizers disguised as snacks, nothing is sacred, everything is salty, and judgment is absolutely on the table.

It’s the 100th episode, so naturally the broads are celebrating by being publicly quizzed on everything they should remember from the last 99. Come for the laughs, stay for the questionable memory and even more questionable confidence. Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads

Been there, done that. The broads discuss things that no longer phases them - and a couple of things they just can't shake.  Email us: twosaltybroads@gmail.com   Follow us: Instagram @twosaltybroads TikTok twosaltybroads