Two New Mums

We're at the mercy of VERY independent toddlers who are capable of doing everything themselves actually. Highlighting how much they gaslight us, baking pasta bakes at 10am, why it might be the end of the road for eyeliner and the tv show Amy just discovered after everyone else. If you're particularly nosey and/or bored, feel free to grab a brew and have a look around our house tours over on Patreo...

With the worlds billionaires uniting, we embark on a mature, measured debate of Shag, Marry, Avoid. Amy finally gets on board with one of Jennies controversial wardrobe choices and gets fat shamed by a physio. Watch in full on our fabulous parenting platform, Patreon. With extra chat, our online supportive group, extra content, giveaways, lives and more. This week we have a giveaway treat for you...

We've had a week of toddlers recognising big emotions, but luckily our special guest, transformational coach and author of 'Motherkind', empowering mothers to thrive, Zoe Blaskey is on hand! Zoe's social posts on handling Mum guilt, Mum rage, overwhelm and all that comes with it have been game changing. So she joins us to discuss Matrescence; what it is and why it should be more widely recognised....

Happy New Year! We're feeling fresher than ever! Except that's a total lie. Turns out Jennie moving house two days before Christmas had consequences. Amy got caught up in Christmas excitement and is in an aggressive self care state. Also how to create your own 'village' and some essential soft play guidelines. Thank you to our wonderful parenting community on Patreon, for propping us all up, at al...

Merry Christmas! Who on earth moves house a few days before Christmas?! Jennie, that's who. Squeezing in a catch up mid move whilst addressing rage inducing grabby parents and a look back at our year in parenting 2024. Thank you SO MUCH for joining us once again this year on this wild ride. And especially to our Patreon community, who haven't just financially kept this podcast going, but emotional...

With the Christmas build up gaining pace, Jennie finds herself in a very unpredictable situation, but Amy may have found a solution to the festive overwhelm. And we're joined by special guest, Maria Fowler, discussing all things motherhood. From managing the juggle to nursery and school transitions, how she feels about the Towie days and a genius way to manage the Christmas period! To watch the vi...

We're feeling the need to take back control and have started learning methods for toddler discipline. They are not always effective. Jennie has discovered the best fun Mum night and secret Santa game. And why we're having to be very careful about what we say. Plus we have a mammoth Christmas giveaway bonanza for you this month! As a little festive thank you for supporting us this year, we have a g...

We've recognised there's a stage of parenting on our Mum journey, where we're all about to get so cute. Christmas activities are in abundance, but are they worth it? Jennies lifts the lid on one that wasn't at all what she expected. Amy has 111 on speed dial again and Jennie is entering the nap transition stage. Send thoughts and prayers. Have you joined our wonderful parenting community on Patreo...

Just when you think you've nailed your babies sleep, toddlers throw in a new surprise! With a twist... And this week we have the comprehensive guide to nursery with Jenny Shaw, lead academic for Busy Bee's Nurseries. Whether you're an anxious parent thinking of sending your child to nursery, or you want to know more about what goes on in a day, how it helps their development and of course, answeri...

Another week, another health scare, as the seasonal onslaught of illness continues. Jennie finds someone isn't happy to celebrate her birthday, whilst Amy finds the perfect parenting solution to partying. Plus, toddler photoshoot feedback and late night heart palpitations. Have you checked out our range of merch yet? Head to Two New Mums Podcast and Mama Established. Also come and join our wonderf...

Amy finds a cheap and unexpected spa day. The most random place you've ever taken a pregnancy test, contraception chats and birthday plans when you're in your late 30's/early 40's. Have you joined our wonderful parenting community yet on Patreon? You'll also find extra content, ad free video episodes, a parenting support chat group and more! And if you wanna show your appreciation for free, please...

The seasonal germs are taking effect, temperatures are high but cuddles are plenty. The pros and cons of toddlers at fireworks and moving house decisions. See more about our announcement on our instagram Two New Mums Podcast And for extra content, ad free video episodes, a parenting support chat group, giveaways and more, join us on our Patreon. And feel free to leave us a lovely little review!x L...

Sleep deprivation leads to Mum rage. Chicken pox is back with some tried and tested methods. And when pets and toddlers work in unison to torment their mother... For extra content, ad free video episodes, a parenting support chat group, giveaways and more, join us on our Patreon. This Friday (November 1st) we have a live Q & A with a very exciting announcement! Patreon.com/TwoNewMums And feel free...

Eden's learnt a new phrase this week which is set to cause havoc in Amy's life. Is everyone else parenting in a constant low level physical pain? And how toddlers react when their social battery runs low. Are you a Patreon yet? Don't miss out on all the extra content, giveaways, live chat group and more! We have a live Q & A coming up soon. Get your questions in and join us for a catch up Patreon....

Do we give toddlers too much choice? Amy realises she's turning to boomer parenting and is forced to reveal the what her home made posters on her studio walls say. Jennie is stunned no adult wants to buy her roller skates off Vinted. And we've finally discovered the ultimate way to deal with people who park in parent & baby spaces without kids. Our Patreon community is thriving! Have you joined us...

Jennies fresh back from her anniversary trip which featured some extreme sports for Bear. Amy is dealing with life without naps and a child now addicted to Frozen, but has found a way to deal with it. Pumpkin patching has begun and the reason no one expected Godzilla to appear in this episode. Have you joined us on Patreon yet? You can watch this episode in full with extra content, Q & A's, giveaw...

Amy is fresh from a trip to A & E and a week of nap confusion. It's anniversary celebrations all round, but not all has gone to plan. And why Jennie had to take a moment from a toddler attack. Have you joined us on Patreon yet? You can watch this episode in full with extra content, Q & A's, giveaways and our dedicated parenting chat support group at all hours! Plus we're edging closer to that numb...

Is it possible for two year olds to trick and manipulate us already? Cus I fear we may be victims. Disney brings all the emotions, with a plot twist of darkness. Plus periods going rogue, bangs and kids obsessions. We are getting very close to reaching our Patreon goal of 250-which will result in Jennie tattooing her actual body! And if that doesn't float your boat, we have a load of extra content...

This week we find out where to start and what to do with all things potty training, with expert nanny and founder of Parent Bright Leanne. Plus all your questions answered! Plus, the winter bug season is upon us and Jennie is dealing with paranormal activity. Have you joined our fabulous parenting community on Patreon yet? If you wanna get cracking with potty training we have a 20% off discount co...

Do you know where your latest mortgage statement is? Neither do we. House move admin alongside parenting is proving a whole new challenge. Jennie's discovering the scorcery of period pants and intrusive thoughts return. Another week, another giveaway over on our Patreon page. Joined us yet? This week you can get your hands on the ultimate parenting accessory... My Carry Potty! Plus extra content,...

We need to have a quick debrief about the cultural phenomenon that was the ticket rush for Oasis at the weekend. Why Amy is suffering heartbreak on Edens behalf. Plus Jennie has an exciting new hobby lined up for Bear. And another giveaway for you this week with the utterly gorgeous clothing line Winnie Rose. Win £50 to spend on your little one. To enter, join our fabulous parenting community on P...

We delve into cycle tracking and how different it is since babies, along with our opinions on period pants. Jennie has been experimenting with different forms of toddler travel and we realise we've come far since the 80s. Plus, toddlers playing up for Mums and boy-Mum behaviour. To watch the episode in full and for even more content and chat, join us on our Patreon page, where you'll also find our...

Jennie has realised why so many millenials/Gen X suffer with anxiety and it's all thanks to one film franchise. Amy takes a solo break and realises it hits so different after kids. Why a hatred of the park has developed and we're all using bribery to get our kids to do stuff right?! To watch the episode in full and for even more content and chat, join us on our Patreon page. Where you can also a d...

We start this episode with a week of firsts! Apologies as we start low... but we go high. To a real place of enlightenment that ALL parents need to hear. How to navigate your relationship after having children. We can all feel the frustration and difficulties when we're exhausted and bickering, maybe feeling resentful and angry towards your other half as your lives change so significantly and stru...

As wild as toddlers are, they also have the ability to bring sudden moments of unbridled joy as we've discovered this week. Why Mrs Doubtfire hits different when you have a kid and the thrill of a solo cinema trip. Giveaway week! Have you signed up to our Patreon yet? If not we have the most awesome parenting community helping each other through on our dedicated chat group. Plus, extra content, li...