Two Drinks Drunk

Mark and I get lit and talk about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees, the potential return of the Russo brothers to the MCU, and bizarre food fights. Pound a couple drinks and join us. email us at twodrinksdrunk@gmail.com with questions, ideas, etc.

Its another guy-pod, today we get into online dating for old dudes, semen extractors, the advancement of video games, and much, much more.

Our extremely late farewell to summer on the back deck of the Ewok's compound we spend time with the cicadas discussing collectables, amusement parks, disturbing self searches, and the Legend of Jawbone.

Odd interpretations of the Crown, unsolicited history lessons, horny sea snakes, and much more.

Unfortunate moles, weak head game, my beef with Facebook's thought police, excessive drinking...just another Tuesday for us...

This week the fellas dive into the re-release of the original Superfriends cartoons, the recent continuation of the Masters of the Universe Series, and a precarious pickle caper. No holes are safe this week....

Strange animal genitalia, the history of the Graham Cracker, and a review of the new Black Widow movie that goes into depth regarding our popcorn/theater preferences and 2 completely different movies before coming back around and delivering a few key spoilers. Stick around on this extended cut for an infuriating conversation regarding the life expectancy of a fictional character. Aaron is definite...

This weeks news covers an interesting smuggler, The Zuck's big 4th of July stunt, our Loki Series wrap up, and welcomes Freckle's return.

What to do when you reach the underwhelming stat of 24 episodes in a single year? Enjoy the 4th and slap together a clip show a few days later to celebrate your 25th! We have mic checks, stilettos in bean bags, a true man's tag competition and the Cure. Go figure.

This week we discuss an odd version of Uber Eats, the playground of love, booze from our youth, and review the new MD 20/20 Spiked Punch......and the Sinister 6. Dive in, we get pretty boozy in this one, best to try and keep up if you can.

Serial poopers, a sexy solo test drive, and all the reasons why Loki is a must see for MCU fans. Stick around until the end for our own Mad Lib Police Report.

After diving into a story about a bagel shop meltdown, we dive into some of our own gear grinding stories, answer a listeners question, attempt a big word, and re-write the Guardians Soundtrack based on late 80's pop charts.

Join us as we discuss a pregnant mom as she monetizes the baby bump on Only Fans, then gameplan Freckle's Only Fans page, real world "blip" implications, and our worst ideas for gender reveal parties....

This episode we are back in the basement bar together, discussing our recent visit to QuadCon, talked vintage toys, and finally reviewed the long awaited Justice League Snyders cut.

Join us as we discuss a meth-head that destroyed the Terminator, poorly executed diaper play, and a sarcastic question ends in a story where we learn way to much about one of the hosts urethra.

Mutant Super Gonorrhea, a trip through the Is it Normal site, and bit of WandaVision chatter.

Grilled Cheese, Maniac Racist Squirrels, and our review of Inauguration Day performances. Nothing is safe in this episode.

Nerd Alert! The boys go hard on their WW84 review, and gush heavily on Jon Favreau and his impact on the MCU and SW Franchises. Spoilers imminent -

Today's episode we go into way too much detail on the MI man that sued his parents over his destroyed porn collection, and the new Danish children's show about a man's prehensile dong. This one is for the ladies.

Bonus, our last segment on our worst public bathroom stories blew itself up into an entire episode of its own, this on is literally the s#$%.

This one goes around the horn. From classic music inspiring today's youth, to fossilized buttholes, to incestual cousins, and Lucas's gravy folds. Plus, we lost a really good one this last week, and Aaron gives a heartfelt goodbye with Burnout's Kerosene playing us out.

Oxhorn Stiletto's, Mark's Kobra Kai "review", SNL's strong moves, and lubbin the Nubb. PSA by Klaus from The Leather Dungeon. (thanks to jamalboi101 for Mr Dub Rings)

The Dirty Chewbacca, 40 year career in probing, Rosanna Arquette's muse status, and a mean game of hungry hippos. This gets weird in all the right places.

Today's episode welcomes our friend James to the show, discusses improper use of cell phones in body cavities, meat naming, and advanced adult sex ed. If that description doesn't grab your attention, I don't know what will.

The art of "Figging", the worst Chadwick Bozeman tribute possible, and a spoiler free review of the first few hours of the new Avengers game. Sponsored by Klaus's Leather Dungeon. Thanks to jamalboi101 for Fashion.mp3