Two Dads Talking

We start by establishing that Doug is the stupider one, and Tom revels in his past predictions. But our focus this week is our own personal Dadness and what it means to us, a dad shoutout, and gracing / cursing our listeners with more dad jokes than your doctor recommends.   Show Links: Look, Doug and Rachel Green Are the Same   Check out our 2DT Patreon page! Additional content, your requests, sh...

Honestly, this is (probably) the only podcast where you can hear Doug's one boring strip club story AFTER discussions about inflation and the tooth fairy. Obviously, we also discuss welfare, Super Mario Bros. and other Chris Pratt movies. Morals of this week: watch out for strippers...*ahem*...dancers...named Raven, don't poop on people's windshields, and Tom's dog is only worth three squeakies.  ...

We start with accepting the fact that we're nothing like Insane Clown Posse (sorry). But you'll probably get through it by hearing why the Inside Out movie is even better than you think. Also, we've got Doug's completely unsubstantiated theory on Epstein, the Toy Box Killer, Timothy Olyphant, serial killers, and what it takes to be a good man.   Show Links: Inside Out beginning Bio - The Toy Box K...

We start by remembering Krista Martin, and then get to hear Tom's Ass-Ankle story, which happened during the REAL Oktoberfest! As if that weren't enough, we also traverse personality types, favorite insults, Doug's own ankle adventure and resulting scooter social trauma, and Robot Chicken.   Krista Martin Band Geek Scholarship   Show Links: Trailer For Every Academy Award Winning Movie Ever What I...

Now you can tell everyone that you listen to a podcast in the top HALF of total episode counts! Don't worry, you can thank us later. ;) Tom brought his grumpy pants, build those relationships you want, Doug's arrest unveiled, and did you know Tom got to meet someone's "head" head woman?     Check out our 2DT Patreon page! Additional content, your requests, shout outs, community chats, and so much...

How Should We Talk to Our Kids about death? Tom and I use the movie Coco, a Mitch Albom book, a South Park episode, Einstein, and the CIA to explain it. Oh and Mother Theresa, Supernatural, and Friends (RIP Matthew Perry) get dragged into the discussion too...but we start with a little shout out to Makers Mark and The Preserve.   Show Links: Makers Mark Hobbit House Mitch Albom Profile Mother Ther...

Tom discovers Doug eats food like a psychopath, aliens, JFK, TV shows, poker...and we somehow managed to get Reggie Bush's punishment in the same sentence as insider trading.   Show Links: Big Game JFK Documents Update They Are (Not?) Among Us   Check out our 2DT Patreon page! Additional content, your requests, shout outs, community chats, and so much more! Hoping we can all reach Week Eleven!   G...

We had a lovers' quarrel over human tribalism, mostly. In other news: Hamas sucks, Ambient Takes, Doug had a baby, we both admit to being basic b**ches, and Team America: World Police!   Show Links: Tom's Comedy Debut! JFK Documents Update   Check out our 2DT Patreon page! Additional content, your requests, shout outs, community chats, and so much more! Hoping we can all reach Week Eleven!   Get S...

Honestly, we went EVERYWHERE. For your listening pleasure, to name a few: Maui wildfire conspiracies, Chalupa Batman, Winnie the Poo slasher and Disney porn (bet you never thought you'd read that anywhere), paradoxes, Doug triggers himself about aliens and also doesn't know ANYTHING about Joe Mixon....and Tom is a comedian now?   Show Links: Tom's Comedy Debut! Scary Jaguar Doug Said to Not Look U...

It's not glamorous, we just kept talking. It's the au-natural conclusion of the previous episode. The point is, you have an allocated position in life and you can make the most of it because you are worth it, and the higher powers know what you're worth.     Show Links: Just One Link Tonight...New Mexico Governor Is Not Our Favorite   Check out our 2DT Patreon page! Additional content, your reques...

The New Mexico governor just opened a can of worms - and in response we opened a can of something else. No, not whoop-ass, just complaining that somehow ended up in socio-economics and moral ethics?     Show Links: Just One Link Tonight...New Mexico Governor Is Not Our Favorite   Check out our 2DT Patreon page! Additional content, your requests, shout outs, community chats, and so much more! Hopin...

Did you know your (comedic gold) dad jokes actually prepare your kids for handling life events? Also, speaking of handling, we talk about sex scenes in movies and what we think of them. Take a load off and join us on a fun ride this episode!     Show Links: Dad Jokes Make Your Kids Stronger! It Was a Tweet That Prompted Sex Scenes Talk   Check out our 2DT Patreon page! Additional content, your req...

Welcome back to Two Dads Talking! Let's just say there's too much to summarize here, but we go from Bob Barker to elephants to Marvel villains and end up, somehow, in NFL economics and linguistics. Strap in, because we're just getting started!     Show Links: Elephants Paying Homage (Barney's Dad) Bob Barker Passes Away What if MCU Villains Fought Thanos Instead? Tom's Favorite Player, Jonathan Ta...

We are officially Two (2) Dads Talking! A rare giraffe, escaped bears, groceries, and plant DNA are on the menu today. Also, Tom trolls Doug again, this time with the G.O.A.T.     Show Links: This Giraffe Is Spotless, Bro Old Plant DNA From Bricks Because Why Not? Dad Shamed for Groceries Cocaine Bear's Cousin Loose In An Airplane!   Check out our 2DT Patreon page! Additional content, your request...

Our first topic discussion! We take a deeper dive into one story and discuss the impacts on family. A Texas man avoids arrest by barricading himself with friends and family. What would you do?     Show Links: Texas Armed Standoff Ends After 15 Years   Check out our 2DT Patreon page! Additional content, your requests, shout outs, community chats, and so much more! Hoping we can all reach Week Eleve...

Ahead of 45% of podcasts! Yay? We promise we're not actually focusing on mental health in this episode, it just sort of...happened...with these articles. But hey, a lady burped a new world-record burp!     Show Links: Hey Kids, Come Pet the Human Dog! The Burp Heard 'Round the World The Depressing One About the Dad, Son, and State Worker The Other Depressing One - Young Mom Passes Away at Illegal...

Round 2, we are now ahead of 12%-ish of podcasts just by doing a second one! In this episode we discuss the consequences of running from the cops, people in bear suits, whether your kids should wait a year for kindergarten, and the dangers of only eating fruit...AND we maybe probably upset Ghandi's ghost.     Show Links: Man Tased and Hit By Car Totally NOT a Human in a Bear Costume, Guys Should Y...

Welcome to the pilot episode! You know all those dad support groups? Yeah, we don't see many either. Join us on an adventure of current-ish events as we tie them into our parenting thoughts, woes, wins, and stumbles. Also, we have dad jokes.   We start by discussing why Dads are key to heart health, rescuing infants, and octopus nightmares. Please make sure your tray tables are up and your seats a...