Tunnel Talk

It’s our post-Full Gear episode, and thanks to Thanksgiving, your girls are recording on a Monday, which is quite destabilizing—also destabilizing us? Samoa Joe is our champion. Again. Thank GOD we have Sexy Big Muscles Swerve to comfort us in our (and Hangman’s) time of need. Plus, Anne and Lea attempt an intervention on Allie about her Pac situation, The Elite Hug It Out, Mark Briscoe won his ma...

It's Double Bloody Gutty time and your FREAK hosts had a blast of a time. The girls opened the show and lost their damn minds. Blood! Murder! Violence! Willow spurns Kris again! Toni dies so that Mina may live! Our women's division ROCKS. Then we had an intermission featuring Hangman's tits (good) and FTR rambling (bad) before the boys unleashed. Blood! Murder! Violence! OC's littl...

It was a pretty weird week and your girls are revved up! We're coming out of the gate with a streak of good ideas, one right after the other — an AEW Clue Game! A remake of 3 Men and a Baby but it's Two Men and a Hook! Josh "The Cockblock" Alexander! Brian Cage with a third knee! And then we kind of narrow in on One Big Good Idea that you might be able to guess: that's right, i...

Everything dies, baby that’s a fact. The girls are in MOODS this week, but it’s not the fault of Dynamite! It was a fun show, and we run through a discussion of OC’s beautiful eyebags, Mox’s campaign for a spot on the MLH award’s commemorative choker, Kris Stat has a Stat Chat, and we close our hearts once again to FTR. We run through it preeeettttty fast though, because for our health and wellbei...

It’s a post PPV week and we had a lot to say! Moxley and Darby gave us a truly sexually unhinged I Quit match, which Mox obviously only quit because he had to get somewhere private to [redacted]. Sting showed up and so obviously we talked about catfish (the fish kind) (not the internet kind). We also do a deep dive into why Samoa Joe isn’t working for us, though his Official Heel Turn did help, an...

Early Pre-PPV episode! Hangman shows his quietly competent side once again by stirring himself to save Samoa Joe despite Joe not remotely deserving it. Mox visits Darby in jail and sends the girls into fits of ecstasy and Kris and Toni are panting to get to each other and we’re panting to see it. Bring on Wrestledream! (0:00) Chit chat time (18:10) Hangman/Samoa Joe (30:20) Mox/Darby (59:37) Kris/...

Dynamite was two and a half hours again this week and maybe that’s why we’re so ready to go over the edge. It certainly can’t be helping anything! We go through everything in AEW: Darby and Mox and their sexual rumspringa; what it takes to be considered a member of the Conglomeration; Don Callis’s Basement of Deformed Boys; life in Samoa Joe’s America, and a beautiful fantasy about a carousel of Y...

It’s the 6 year anniversary of Dynamite! Siri, play “Landslide.” We get to see many of our original faves—Orange Cassidy’s back, Jurassic Express rides again, Tay Melo fights Toni, and Kris and Darby do actual intergender. Plus the Bucks are broke again, Danny Garcia breaks his father’s heart, and Max Caster and Anthony Bowens put on a MASTERCLASS in storytelling. Six! More! Years! 0:00 Chit Chat...

Hoo boy, it’s our post-PPV episode and it’s STUFFED. To be perfectly frank, it’d be faster to tell you what we didn’t talk about, which is: the Hurt Syndicate. We didn’t talk about them at all. But everything else on All Out, from Kyle Entertainment Fletcher to Max Entertainment Caster? We got into it! We didn’t have the best time watching the PPV, though that was on us as much as on the matches,...

Get your early pre-ppv pod here! Your girls break down all the feuds on offer—from Hangman trying to save The Protostar Kyle “Middle Name” Fletcher, to Mox n Darby’s absolutely crazy promo energies to Cage ’n Cope’s continued efforts to get us on board. Plus we’re foot perverts for Mercedes, we’re pissed off about the disrespect shown to Eddie Kingston, and hey Mister Jack Perry? It’s time to come...

This week your girls got perhaps TOO warmed up and are full of pep and digressions from minute one, and whether this makes the podcast better or worse is your call. Get ready to hear a sentence about Josh Alexander started literally dozens of times! We cover so many topics: Hangman vs. Kyle Fletcher, Kyle Fletcher’s lack of socks, the Philly crowd, the name of the serial killer show that James Pur...

Anne's back and your girls are on one, for sure. Mox is setting up a Home for Morally Conflicted Boys and Girls, Don Callis gives us a new phrase, Mercedes is Alex Windsah's little woman, and for a brief golden second, YoungyHangMega faced each other again sending your girls into paroxysms of horniness. Joining us would definitely contribute to hole. 0:00 Chit Chat Time 12:15 Death Riders,...

Anne's away on business this week, and we could think of NO better person to fill her chair than The Social Suplex Network's very own Keepin' It Strong Style Host Jeremy Donovan! The girls pepper Jeremy with questions about Forbidden Door, the rules of the weight classes, and the theological nature of EVIL. PLUS: Jon Moxley is FREE and he's trying to kiss about it! Hangman's be...

This week we really made our own fun - Dynamite may not have been our favorite but we can ALWAYS improve things with the power of our imaginations! We do dutifully talk about MJF’s takesy-backsies and whether or not it’s working; about Mox’s newfound joy in performance and in Toon Town; about whether Will Ospreay is going to die at Forbidden Door; and honestly? We might be back on the Cope & C...

There was a lot of stuff to talk about this week as Dynamite served up at least two juicy storylines that could be working better. What can we say, Adam Copeland is an alleged babyface who worked hard this week to make us want to boo him. It's called bullying, Cope, look it up! Plus, Will Ospreay's back and he's got clouds for everyone to make stories out of. And the Young Bucks? Well,...

Lea's back and you'll ALL have to suffer through it! The girls tackle the important question of the legacy of Adam Schlesinger, and then begrudgingly move on to wrestling. Mox and Darby CONTINUE to circle each other and the girls try to puzzle out how JetSpeed got into all this. Plus we LOVE Alex Windsah now, the Young Bucks face further humiliation from their fickle colleagues, Kyle Fletc...

Lea’s out this week so we were hashtag blessed to have our beautiful graphic designer BLORB with us! And she cornholed with the best of them. We talked all the important stuff — Pokemon, Ultimatum Queer Love, and what to look in the mirror and take off before you leave the house. In wrestling news, Hangman brought Mox to another sexual completion, MJF and the Hurt Syndicate continue to do the most...

We're sleepy lazy girls this week, and it seems that Dynamite was too! There wasn't a lot of big stuff to cover so instead, we got weird about the little stuff. You know us, you love us! We discuss Mox and Hangman's REFUSAL to move on from each other, the Butt curse Cope put on FTR, Kris Stat's unexpected defense of Lexy Nair, Ethics in Wrestling, and for some reason, the kissing s...

It was Y’ALL IN and Tunnel Talk was there in person, which means we had WAY too much to talk about this week! Strap in, babes, because we met so many wonderful people and had the time of our lives at an incredible wrestling show. We go through the high highs of Hangman WINNING, Toni spanking Mercedes, Darby rappelling down from a very high roof, Swerve pledging his love to Ospreay in song, the You...

It’s (probably) our final episode before witnessing Y’ALL IN in person, and we’re psyched! Will we show up in a three person costume as the Founding Fathers’ horse and both Young Bucks riding it? Who can never be sure. We get into all the fun storylines happening now: Hangman and Mox, Ospreay and Swerve and the Young Bucks, Mercedes and Toni, and also the less fun storylines, like MJF and the Hurt...

As we start the All In Home Stretch, AEW storylines are kicking in high gear which means the girls' spirits are too! We SOLVE our issue with Okada completely, revel in Will Ospreay's Perfect Day, delight in the return of Mox's choking kink, celebrate Kris Stat's acting chops, and validate Mark Briscoe's moral fortitude. And hey, ancient girl perverts? Call us! 0:00 Chit Chat Ti...

It's the fourth installment of our From the Reviews series! If you give us a 5* review on any platform and shoot us a message with a request, we'll watch whatever match you ask and record ourselves watching it! In this episode we watched: 0:00 Golden Lovers vs Young Bucks suggested by Rambones Slampig 48:53 STARS (Hazuki & Koguma) vs. STARS (Hanan & Saya) suggested by CineMartialAr...

It was a very fun show at Arena Mexico this week and boy oh boy did it feel good to see Hangman open the show in Spanish! What a relief to see AEW be a good guest in another country. Otherwise, the show was light on promos, so we did a quick-ish show review and then go into Listener Questions! Everyone sent in some amazing stuff, so yeah, you’ll get to hear us talking through Allie’s artisanal spi...

It was another monster Wednesday and your girls did everything they could to keep up. We’re proud to announce that Jon Moxley has been elected the Mayor of Toontown (extremely complimentary) while the Young Bucks are so focused on seducing back one of their middleman, they haven’t even noticed they’ve lost one! Plus we  love  Thekla, were delighted to have TaiJai back, and Kris flirts with the dar...

You might've watched Fyter Fest this week and thought, "Not that much happened, storywise. What will the girls find to talk about?" Well, we go on a romp through pop culture, past and present: Blockbuster, Pogs, Angelus, Medbay, Numb Tongue, Friday Night Lights, you name it, we mentioned it. Everyone backstage is convinced that if Hangman reconciles with Swerve, they'll be unstoppa...