Top Flight Time Machine

Find out what we’ve been up to at schools this weekend, what’s happening to the elephants’ tusks, and why we hate Holland & Barrett…  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam's Kylie anecdote was too long to fit into the Monday episode so here it is on its own... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An episode dominated by England v Argentina at Earth Tournament and Kylie at Glastonbury. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An update from Earth Tournament as well as the bird and squirrel scene. Also, we discuss which is more toxic - Archie Buchanan or Instagram? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fresh mailbag action – some Dis ‘n’ Dat, some lies, and plans for a van… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An Earth Tournament update and some incredible off-the-pitch revelations, a swimming lesson story, and a citizen’s arrest… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An Earth Tournament bombshell, some Leniverse team line-ups, and more Senor Dis ‘n’ Dat sightings… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A range of Senor Dis N’ Dat stories from the mailbag, as well as a fight with a homeless man. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How to gain infamy on the Sky News sofa, a mini-dive into Sam’s Father’s Day gift, and a bus-driving courtroom liar… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A bonus episode, rounding up all of the Earth Tournament 2019 group stage action and the full draw for the second round. PLUS... an exclusive major transfer announcement. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An Earth Tournament update ahead of this weekend’s final group matches, Andy’s logistical solutions, and a double whammy of self-defending men. Also, is this all a coma? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some TV tips, a Cannon Dad offshoot story, Senor Dis & Dat vs a wall, and the internet spies on Sam mid-episode… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An update from the Earth Tournament, the Caped Crusader gives up reversing, and news about our next deep dive… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some of the deluge of feedback we’ve had from listeners after our groundbreaking previous episode… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is a long conversation from a Keegan Odyssey recording - but as it’s got nothing at all to do with KK, we’re putting it out as a separate extra episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A John Timbrell update, more on Sam v Noel, and loads of chip shop and other fast food horror stories. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On the coins, ghosts, and a whole host of chip-related stories… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Plans for our first West End musical are hatched, Sam reports from the Isle of Wight and we consider a home coin drop experience… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The ‘triggerproof' card, Sam’s experience of working with Jerry Springer, a school ice cream turf war, and a report from a National Trust compound… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Weekend World, cream cakes and Sam as the new Tory Prime Minister… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A beautiful IFS moment, the world’s best school, Brian Walden’s lying history, and the Hulk does kids parties… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We plan to sponsor a football team AND launch our Cold War festival. Plus, kicking a footballer when he’s down, and calculating populations using the three ‘F’s  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cosmic ordering, Paul Rudd, filthy stupid dolphins and Andy’s toxic relationship with Sam Allardyce. Shoot for the moon, everyone… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We plan a Yuletide concert, hear about George Michael’s emergency landing, swap a cheese plant in Norwich and use a Liverpool poster for ID…  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As the Premier League season ends, we make summer plans to visit nuclear bunkers and the National Archive. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.