Today's Prey

Sports is the topic of the day and let me tell you, these boys know sports. From all their experience in Youth League Basketball and Collegiate Soccer, the dudes discuss ball hogs and the humiliation of striking out during a baseball game. This is Today's Prey

After discussing some possibilities of the future, the dudes realize that they both hate Mars.  Followed by stories of people challenging their friendship. This is Today's Prey

This episode contains tales of the longest rivalry in history; The Samurai and The White Tail Deer. Followed by what actually happened in the documentary "Our Father," the story of Doctor Donald Cline. This is Today's Prey.

Poppy is feeling the need to be more positive in his life. After discussing some very serious and very spicy situations involving silly putty, the positivity has been rejuvenated. This is Today's Prey.

Three weeks and 7 cities later, the boys are reunited! After discussing the usual topics of cannibalism, hybrid theories, and Jay-Z, the dudes bond once again over how to stay sane when there is an upset baby on an airplane. This is Today's Prey

Have you ever been in a dangerous mosh pit? The crew here at Today's Prey share their brutal moshing stories on this episode,. Followed by the dudes discussing plans for Poppy's trip to Hawaii, and the peculiar use of bugs and grubs. This is Today's Prey.

On this very innovative episode, the dudes introduce the proper way to shake hands, followed by a full fledged business plan, changing the way you eat hot dogs while partying on the lake. This is Today's Prey.

After the boy's hands were shrunken(check YouTube for proof), the guys discuss Jake's second San Francisco fiasco. Also let us know what you think of Poppys nickname, "sidewinder" This is Today's Prey..

After a recent outing at a random bar in West Virginia, the guys discuss the reasoning for all of the different beer glass types Followed by tips on how to explain to aliens how things work here on Earth. This is Today's Prey...

On today's episode, the dudes discuss the proper way to spot someone on bench press, as well as a beer naming brain storm session. This is Today's Prey.

After discussing stem cell research involving Tony Hawk and natural disasters, the dudes discuss Karma and art teachers. This is Today's Prey.

Poppy educates Jake about the civil war,  and the guys discuss their fathers. Closed by a massively controversial take on Seth Rogan and Zach Effron’s dads. This is Today’s Prey...

After brief talk of strip clubs and cobras, the boys dive into Poppy's psyche and expose that he once confused queso and guacamole. Poppy then assists Jake with shooting his shot with Doja Cat. This is Today's Prey.

  The dudes discuss restaurant embarrassment, followed by times when they absolutely put their foot in their mouths at work. Embarrassing stories incoming. Also we suggest listening to Butterfly by Crazytown before listening to this podcast. This is Today's Prey.

After a brief history lesson about Working Women's Wednesday, the dudes discuss wineries, wampus cats, and butt stuff. This is Today's Prey...

Today's prey is... human flesh? Yep you heard it correctly. The dudes explain how to order human meat at a restaurant, and describe situations in which they would have to eat each other if they wanted to survive. This is Today's Prey

Sliding in with our 40th episode, we present to you our look at guys being super awkward or weird in public, as well the origin of white people. Listen closely after the episode to hear a hidden warm up freestyle done by the boys. This is Today's Prey.

After a discussion of lotion, the dudes decide who they would want to be if they had to be a celebrity of another race. Following this includes topics of redneck talk, beards, and chili dogs. This is Todays Prey.

While claiming their rightful ownership as coziest podcast on the internet, these two robe dwellers introduce a new segment to the show called, "Today's Prey On This Day" in which they tell an amazing fact that is completely accurate in all cases. After the usual stories of ghosts, ghouls, and homeless people, the dudes end the show with a prediction of who would win in a fight betw...

Over a glass of whiskey, the boys discuss their thoughts. Stories of unapologetic drinking and tests of education arise as they start to complain over the rapidly approaching time of the year known as Spring Break. After much grumbling, the stories begin to lighten as Poppy tells the story of yellow jackets jackin' up his pp. This is Today's Prey.

Episode 36 contains scientifically solid proof that Poppy and Jake have cried before. When Jake's body betrayed him in a crying situation, we learn that the higher power has a sense of humor. This is Today's Prey.

After what could possibly be the show's new jingle, the guys talk about learning not to wet themselves. Followed by stories of nights where they didn't get their beauty rest because of their sleeping situations. This episode is concluded by almost dying of laughter and a fierce arm wrestling match. This is Today's Prey.

Have you ever gotten harassed by someone you met 100 years ago but now they want to control your hard earned cash? We sure have! Today, we discuss the leaching habits of young financial advising snakes, along with other joyous topics. This is money... This is Today's Prey...

Jake and Poppy discuss Valentine's Day. With conversations of past lovers and advice in romance, this is not an episode you want to miss. DISCLAIMER: Today's Prey will not be held responsible for any engagements, baby conceptions, or break ups after the airing of this episode... This is Today's Prey.

After discussing new monsters that kids nowadays are scared of, Poppy informs Jake of how his skiing abilities. I would not want to be any mountain that Poppy sets foot on... This is Today's Prey.