Three Queers and a Song Contest

2020: the first time in Eurovision's six-decade history that our beloved song contest was canceled. But what was broadcast in its place? And what might have happened if the original 41 acts had taken the stage to compete? Take a step back in time with your three hosts as they rewatch 'Eurovision: Europe Shine a Light,' the televised special the European Broadcasting Union aired in May 2020 instead...

Have you ever dreamed of attending Eurovision in person? Perhaps you’re daunted by the logistics but are still determined to know how it feels when your favorite act stares into your soul across an arena? Well, you’re in luck: after our first ever live Eurovision in 2022, we’re here to share all our novice-wisdom with you. After a bit of Eurovision news, we take you through our Beginner’s Guide to...

What does the winning Eurovision song from your birth year say about your personality and aesthetic? After a bit of news (1:30), join your three hosts (10:19), as they trace their fraught relationships with shoulder pads, blown out mullets, and weepy ballads back to the wins of Bobbysocks (Norway, 1985), Sandra Kim (Belgium, 1986), and Mr. Eurovision himself: Johnny Logan (Ireland, 1987.) Who need...