This Week In Worthless Knowledge

In this episode we discuss whether our wives would be angrier if we were caught having an affair with 1 woman or if we were discovered to have a harem of 3,000 women.  Would they be angrier at our infidelity or more impressed with our logistical ability in hiding, clothing, housing and feeding thousands of women? How much money would we have to be paid to have our nose cut off and replaced wi...

If you were time traveling and got busy once or twice or several times, would that count as cheating on your wife?  What exactly is your obligation to someone if they save your life?  If you are in a bathroom stall and have a "wide stance" is it hard to keep your foot from touching the guy's foot in the next stall?

What would you do if Suge Knight took an interest in your career and wanted to be a part of it?  What gift would you have given Hitler if you got invited to his 50th birthday party?  Would it have been a gag gift?  If you broke a bottle of wine worth a half a million dollars how would you go about blaming someone else for it?

Remember when there was a February 30th?  Neither do we.  But it happened.

What's the most dramatic way a fellow could demonstrate that he could take drugs that would give him an erection?  Listen and find out.

Is Christmas Mass better or worse if everyone brings their own rooster?  Is it a good idea to unleash men from other towns dressed in devil costumes to chase children?  Why shouldn't Santa just come through the front door?

The guys discuss the good and bad aspects of jumping off your house with a homemade parachute, how much better prison would be if they let you have a desk, and how much money you'd need to be paid to be launched out of a catapult.

The guys started off discussing Alexander Graham Bell in this classic, beloved episode, but quickly led to a conversation about how you could kill a man if you bludgeoned them with one of those old rotary phones and other fun things. 

JGT and the Truth discuss the pros and cons (mostly cons) of cloning yourself and other famous people in this classic, beloved episode as they drum up support for their much anticipated relaunch.

This is to see if we can successfully restart our mega-successful podcast on a new platform