This Week in Conspiracy

Happy Halloween!!!! Ye apologized for his statement on Floyd and said, "he now has a knee on his neck", Paul Pelosi was attacked with a hammer (look for an automatic hammer ban), and the wage gap.  Everything is fine in the world, our diesel reserves are at about 25 days, apparently the Supreme Court gives us rights and doesn't interpret the laws, and the SUPER CRAZY ALT RIGHT ARE GOING TO STEAL T...

When The simulation sees that the world has turned to shit, it sticks the Phillies in the World Series. I mean the only way it can get worse is if there were two Joe Bidens... oh wait! I swear one person dressed as a jelly fish or a soulless ginger this year!!!! Stop stealing my culture. 

Ye agrees to buy Parlor while George Floyd's family considering suing him for speaking his mind. Pelosi wanted to punch trump in the face. Biden eats inflated ice cream while telling the media our economy is strong as hell. 

 You must respect us land walking jelly fish. Since 2015 the Dems have blamed Putin for everything that has gone wrong. So, clearly, it's his fault that there is some missing audio this week. He must have pushed a weird update through my PC that was not hooked to the internet and caused issues.  That money we sent to the Ukraine for their "war", has been used to pay pensions. How lovely. I'm sure...

Let's just start off with how Sammy Sosa is some type of spirit animal. Have you seen him dressed up in a cowboy hat? It is a masterpiece. I love him and he is just living his best life.  The US has an enduring alliance with North Korea, Putin has launched a nuclear submarine and Italy has the most FAR RIGHT leader since Benito Mussolini ( You know that guy who founded and ran the National Fascist...

The Nordstream pipeline went boom and Coolio has died 59. Fetterman thinks the eagles are better than the ... EAGLES...? Dont call PEDOs, pedos... call them MAPS - its nicer.  Get ready Bill Gates, the Nostradumbass, has predicted the election will be a deadlock. 

Long live the line to see the dead Queen! We talk about Good Samaritan Desantis sending those poor disenfranchised aliens to lovely Martha's Vineyard and the pending criminal investigations on him trying to give those poor people a better life.  September 24th is coming up and the date has popped up in news again, what will that day bring? When its time to wrap up the episode, Brad gives us bible...

September 24th - The Day that will live in infamy.  We talk some Russian news, green energy and some top-secret stuff. We had to bring up the Lizard Queen and of course, Danzig - That German band the Brad loves (who is actually from New Jersey). 

I'm probably dying so I will keep this brief, we discuss the Führer's speech, Germany during WW2, Sugar feeding cancer and how our diets are shit. Putin shut down Nord stream, space stuff and of course Aliens. Also, Brad and Jay crunched on the chips this week. Do not fall for their lies, it was all them.

We discuss how our great government helps with $10k-$20k of student loan debt forgiveness but doesn't stand up to predatory loan practices. Us semi-facists discuss the dome around the Earth and flat earth, NFL and the annoying fan bases (We are looking at you J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS). We sympathize with POCs who are apparently too stupid to be able to get IDs or keep procession of them (disregard t...

We start off with a laughing fit, because Jay waggles his eyebrows. We discuss Fauci stepping down, signing your rights away, "Affordable Living", the inflation reduction act and the UK preparing for war. We also cover people infecting their dogs with monkey pox. Seriously, think about that happens.  The boys also share some vacation stories. 

My name is Ashley, my pronouns are Shitty / Ass / Dirtball. I am a woman sitting at a small table wearing leggings and an allegedly shirt, who loves Buc-ees and ate a BBC at Rax. Brad (Small / Ween) is a man sitting at a mic wearing golden girls sleep pants, who doesn't trust Desantos and ammo shortages. Jay (Smaller / Ween) is a man sitting at a mic three stooges' shirt while drinking, who loves...

Episode 69... NIIIICE. Brad calls Mar-a-Lago raid a Fort Sumpter Moment. We also discuss Fe-Fi's fights, the New IRS jobs, FBI raids and Bum Stories. The Power Grid VS Electric Cars, killer tigers and Alex Jones rounds out this epsiode. Listen until the end, you will not be disappointed, Brady Brad does not ever disappoint with his rapping skillz.

We talk about Pelosi in Taiwan, planes hitting buildings, overpaying jobs, and Brad's love for 'A league of their own" and how it would change the world. #yolo and remember our pronouns are Fuck/You

The boys are finally back from vacation. They share stories about pools, gifts and other vacation stories. Brad calls Jay fat and runs defense for Alabama (the shitty band from the 80s/90s). China approved HIV meds to fight the vid, which hopefully will help our fearless leader.  This episode also features Nashville: A shithole, the thesis by Justin.

The Boys are still on vacation (do they ever work?) so here is a shorter episode filled with Brad's favorite Hallmark Christmas movies, stories, stories about his maid and him reliving his glory days on the baseball diamond.  They also talk about serial killers, cargo cults and how pale I am.

Brad is too important for us this week so enjoy this canned episode with a true alpha male, Jim.  We have birthing stories, Dulce Wars, abductions, Brad pleasuring aliens and hunting stories. 

Nicole Kidman's hidden talent is eating bugs. How is that a talent.  We also cover the pilot shortage causing canceled flights, Fauci still sick, Federal Cease and Desists on people's social media posts and Ghislaine Maxwell's real face. 

We talk about taco bell, not sharing, Canada paying for Jab injuries, jab stats, grocery shortages, and of course Roe V. Wade.

Brad is back from vacation one!! We talk the economy (the best since 2013!!!), Biden's fall, Ukraine's estimated losses, possible WW3, and gender.

Video game movie theaters, worthless eaters, Elon Musk, aliens and onion allergies. 

We discuss D-Day, Gayo, The WHO, mandates and mass shootings. It may be a little late but it's worth the wait (unlike Brad).

Flat Earth, Buffalo and Texas mass shootings, MLB anthem protest, and the border crisis. 

A shorter episode where Brad and Jay lead me to believe we would be recording on a different day, so I was unprepared. Thankfully we have this episode as I am sick. I can only imagine it is monkey pox.  Enjoy listening to the story Chris Benoit and we switch gears and talk about element 115 "My physical address is 130 Green Meadow Lane, Fayetteville, Georgia." “The dogs are in the enclosed pool ar...

China preparing for war, baby formula shortages and we even talk about the Godfather... Don't forget to vote May 17th if you are in PA!!!!! Be careful, you're spilling it.