This Podcast is None of Those Things

Elliot and Bryan are joined once again by Alan to discuss why the WNBA hasn't taken off.

Bryan and Elliot are joined by Alan and J to talk about all the things, including Elon buying Twitter, Nigerian restaurants, boat tours, picks of the week, and we set up the you laugh you lose challenge.

Elliot tries to spend the episode making unpaid commercials as he talks about his quest to destress!  The boys talk a little bit about what happens to fanbases in bad sports cities, some TV show picks, and what WWE did right for once.

Of course we had to talk about the slap heard round the world!  We also talked about Tom Brady's short lived retirement and the real reason he came back to football!

Elliot and Bryan are again joined by Alan to fix Hockey, NASCAR, and Soccer

The boys are swinging for the fences to fix baseball!  Bryan advocates for steroids and gambling, Elliot wants no time between pitches, and Alan pitches a shorter season, among other fixes.

Bryan and Elliot are joined by Alan in part 1 of the Fixing Sports series, where they start off hot tackling golf and the NBA.

This week Elliot and Bryan interview Author and Designer Janae Marie.  We talk about her design inspiration, Bryan tries to guess what her books are about based on the covers, and Elliot angles for a modeling job! Check out Janae's closet!  https://janaesclosetshop.com/ Check out Janae's books! https://janaemariebooks.com/

Bryan and Elliot are once again joined by J and Brandon to talk about Jus' Mac, Jupiter Pizza and Waffles, The Baker's Man, and building the ultimate breakfast!

Bryan and Elliot are joined by Elliot's son J and his friend Brandon!  We discuss Elliot's pet raising abilities, Chyna, China, and the Winter Olympics.

Elliot and Bryan are joined by Alan getting ready for the big game!  Bryan proposes fixes to the announce booths, the boys make their picks for the game, and as always food is involved, talking about proper party snacks, Jus' Mac's wings, and the menu for that night.

In part 2 of our Leaders and Mentors miniseries Bryan gets together with some of his high school football teammates to talk about Coach Jeff Polites and his impact on them and the program, as well as some stories from back in the day.

In the opening of our Mentors and Leaders miniseries, Elliot talks about his former pastor Moses Vegh and his impact on Elliot's life.

What do Betty White, Bob Saget, Antonio Brown, Tea, and Creamed Chipped Beef all have in common?  We talked about them in Season 2 Episode 2!  Check it out on your favorite podcast platform or click the link below to listen!

Elliot and Bryan are back in the Season 2 premiere!  We explain our absence and talk about what is coming up this year.

The final three rounds of the Greatest Movie Franchise tournament!

In what may be the shortest episode we ever do, Tami joins us to make our way through Round 2 of the Greatest Movie Franchise Tournament!

Over the Fence is back as a crossover event between Vastine & Marty and This Podcast is None of Those Things!  to  Bryan(Marty) and Elliot are joined by Carol (Vastine) to talk about the role music plays in the creative process!  Bryan and Elliot may or may not sing a duet (they totally do and it's hilariously bad).

Tami once again joins Bryan and Elliot to finish Round 1 of the Greatest Franchise Ever Tournament!

The Tournament to crown the greatest franchise begins!  Elliot and Bryan are once again joined by Tami and we go through the first half of round 1!

Bryan and Elliot are joined by their friend Tami to talk about talkies.  They each give their personal Mt. Rushmore of movies, and we have the play-in games to the Greatest Movie Franchise Tournament!

In a special bonus episode, Bryan and Elliot proudly bring you the spinoff show Vastine and Marty starring Bryan and our Over the Fence guest Carol!

The guys are joined once again by Carol to talk about important questions, sugar in grits and best breakfast cereals!

Bryan and Elliot are joined by Alan again as they talk about Alan's drinking choices, and the Dark Side of the Ring series. They also have some exciting announcements about two new podcasts they will be involved in!

Bryan, Elliot, Alan, and Rickie finish their review of Summerslam and talk about their theories for future booking of WWE.