THIS IS A TOTALLY REPRISE.

It’s been a month and now we’re reading! We jumped right into the second book in the Stormlight Archive and that means getting back together with are friends Kaladin, Shallan and Dalinar. I’m sure everything is going to be okay… We talk about: Souls Marathon, Dead Rising, Fighting Games, TMNT Retrospective, Stardust, Close Encounters, Heists, Stop Making Sense, Luke Recaps The First Book, How To B...

It’s the final episode of the original run of Columbo and it’s kind of a nothing ep! Which is weird cause it’s about a guy being a financier for the IRA. We talk about: Erdtree, TV Glow, Steven Universe, The Emperor, Gun Case, Whisky, Tilt, What Is Columbo’s Hardest Mystery, Porn Book, RV Guy, Needlepoint And Weight Lifting, Pier Pressure, Limerick Battle, Boy And His Dog, Unique Diamond, Episode...

A man uses dogs to commit a murder and Columbo is SO PISSED about it. Also more film stuff for Ashley. We talk about: Melania Hard, Redford, Are The COGS Idiots (Yes), Kane, Magic Words, A Real Samantha, Dog The GOAT, Luke Wants A Grape, Feeding Chocolate, Word Game, Teabagging This Guy, Dog Questions, Episode Watched: S7 E4 Dial Me A Murder

It’s a bit of a weird one as Columbo takes on a tv producer. The episode may struggle but we still have a ball talking, or maybe that’s just cause I (Ashley) got to nerd out about production. We talk about: Near The End, Eldy Reldy, Lil Kitty, Streets, When Does This Go Bad, Violence On TV, Are These Ladies Gay, Keyed Up Bloody Mary, Projection, Columbo’s Neck, Ms Columbo, Fury Road, Ol’ House, Us...

We have decided to COOK! Columbo goes into the underground world of cooks in LA after a food critic kills a restaurant owner. We talk about: Eldy Ring, Bastards, Jokers, Prelude To An Affair, Mario, French George Takei, MAKO, Salmonella, Columbo Adopts A Man, Unbuttoned, Luke’s Hot Dog Recipe, Twinkin’,

Another mystery writer murders someone, this time by locking someone in a walk-in safe. While we puzzle out how you get that big a safe in a house we talk about: Furiosa, Paprika, Old Sci Fi, TMNT, Challengers, Unforced Error, Jar of Sand, Columbo Loves His Job, Dog On The Beach, Everyone Knows, Is This The Best Ep, Episode Watched: S7 E1 Try And Catch Me

It might be a silly title for an episode but it’s a banger. Columbo meets some of the highest IQ people in the world and finds them lacking. We talk about: Star Trek TOS, Lorelai, Fantastic Four, AssCreed, The Episode Title, MENSA, Tickled, Women Be Shopping, Ice Cream, Calling Teenagers Pretty, Neither Tall Nor Red Hair, Columbo Does A Crime, Disco Club, Jamie Lee Curtis, Breaking A Guy, The Ridd...

A museum curator feels it slipping from her fingers and decides the only thing to do is kill everyone in her family. We look at some old money and artifacts on this weeks Columbo. We talk about: Dragon’s Dogma, Movies About Movies, Molly Has Always Farmed Hard, Museum Business, Treat Yo Self, Nerdy Cop, Fainting, Glass Eyes, Old Maid, Cigarette Butts, Columbo’s New Haircut, Bandana Wallpaper, Fram...

William Shatner (aka The Shat) plays a tv detective out to get his blackmailing exec off his case and Luke is thrilled. Ashley and Molly are fine. We talk about: Luke Takes A Shortcut, Perfect Blue, Beef, Inception, Bad Actor, Columbo Fucks Up A Scene, $1,000 Watch, Locked In, Columbo Is A Freak, Little Guy v Little Guy, Star Trek Episode Watched: S6 EP1: Fade Into Murder

It’s… a very… slow… padded… weird… episode… and it’s… not… very… good. We talk about: Dogma, Fallout Show, Bolatro, Molly Believes Columbo Is Mid, Drunk Wife, A Normal Whodunnit, The Columbo Clause, Lot Of Water, The Problems With Misleading, Meditation, Spelling Things Out, The Longest Wrap Up, We Get Into An ARgument On The Quality Of The Show, Episode Watched: S5 EP6 Last Salute To The Commodor...

A magician kills his owner over the knowledge of his dark secret, and BOY is it dark. That aside this is a banger as Jack Cassidy shows us why he’s talked about. We talk about: Luke Hates FF7R, This Dude Is A Nazi, Magic Tricks, New Coat, Jack Cassidy Loves The Mob, Handcuffs, Weird Daughter Stuff, Many Copies, Magic Shows, Jack v Jack v Jack, Episode Watched: Season 5, Episode 5: Now You See Him…

Columbo once again goes abroad, this time to Mexico. He’s greeted by murder by bull and tons of famous Mexican actors we don’t recognize. We talk about: Luke Is Somehow Still Playing FF7R, Fallout, Stardew Valley, Is There Any Sauce, The In Law, Ashley’s Pitch, The Motive, Super Train, We Fight Animals, Columbo At EVO Episode Watched: Season 5, Episode 4: Matter of Honor

We are back and WE ARE BACK. Patrick McGoohan kills Leslie Neilsen, and Columbo has never been cooler/hornier. We watch two men fall in love all over again. We also talk about: Luke Got Married, Ashley Tells A Vomit Story (description part is at 21:20 to 27:00. Molly The Driver, Long Games, 360 Mini, Spy Stuff, Muggers Alley, Edging Us On The Content, Columbo Fights The CIA, Train Stuff, Mah Jong,...

Columbo is solving a murder at a fake middle eastern countries legation, and of course this film features mainly white people. Uh oh! Despite that we find a lot to like in this ep somehow. We talk about: FF7 Rebirth, Pacific Drive, Columbo Tow Maters It, We Are Confused, Horny Jokes, We Make It Better, The Fuzz, French Cuisine, Rock Hard Case, Plane Trickery,  Episode Watched: Season 5, Episo...

An aging star kills her husband to get the financing for her revival. Columbo gets starstruck and dresses up in a nice suit while we get in deep on how the ending of this episode makes us feel. We talk about: TV Movies, Social Network, Last Epoch, Janet Leigh, We Get Right To The Ending, Catsuit, Late Night Shows, The Sexist Switch, Dog Treats, Why The Ending Bugs Us, Luke Kills Molly, Musicals, S...

A hypnotist kills the guy he’s cucking and then tries to hypnotize himself out of it. I guess when all you have is a hammer you gotta brainwash that nail. Anyway, this got away from me. We talk about: Luke’s Completion Guide, Persona 3 Spoilers from 0:06:13 to 0:08:36, Spider-Verse, Molly Goes No Armor, Real Horny, Telling Lies, French Cars, Murder Solving Party, Hypno Suicide, Blind Bookends Epis...

t’s a high tech and shorter episode. Does that solve some of the issues we’ve been having? No! We talk about: Persona, Sleep, Tenet, Sessions, Ring Cams, Live In Servants, Wheelchair, Columbo’s Cold, Clown Doll, Enhance, No Anger, Dr Evil, Cars, Episode Watched: S4E5 - Playback

It’s smooth sailing this week as Columbo goes on a cruise and gets to solve a fun lil murder for his vacation. We talk about: Nolan Movies, Mustafa Ali, 360 Games, British Cop, Super Mario Casting, Doing Drugs, Einstein, Columbo Speedruns, Plane vs Boat, Trips Episode Watched: S4E4 - Troubled Waters

It’s the return of the mack, the McGhoohan that is! Columbo spends the week at a military boarding school after a grisly accident that might just be murder. We talk about: Luke Lives A Skit, Spotlight, Cody, Relink, MRI, Military School, Explosion, Columbo Scours The Grounds, Square Meal, Slap That Ass, Skip Town, Weird Accent Episode Watched: S4 Ep3 - By Dawn’s Early Light

The show is good again!!! Dick Van Dyke is a photographer who kills his awful wife but is also awful himself. It’s a familiar tune but this one is a pretty great version. We talk about: Prince of Persia, West Side Story, Wild At Heart, Real Life Lucille Bluth, Nice Crime Man, Columbo’s Junk Car, Tabletop Surgery, Nun Fun, Dog Pin Up, Funeral Photography, Re-Used Sets, Seatbelts, Junkyard Wars, Epi...

Well, it’s a real stinker of an ep to start off season 4. A fitness guru kills one of his franchisers who has realized he’s doing some dodgy financing. This mystery mostly centers around shoes. We talk about: Death Stranding, Prince of Persia, Wonka, Shin Ultraman, GDT’s Pinocchio, Luke Sells Us On Tenet, The Fugitive, Molly Explains Basketball, Milo, Repeated Plots, Lower The Boom, The Longest Go...

It’s the season finale of Columbo as he faces the true evil, the police force! The commissioner kills his own wife and blames a small-time crook. Stupidly though he puts his best little elf on the case. We talk about: Editing Woes, Hitman, Blade Runner, Basketball, The Devil, Pillow Nightgown, Bar Ownership, Columbo’s Car Problem, Columbo Coulda Solved Gone Girl, Big Acting, Sunglasses, Shitty Apa...

We return to Columbo proper after not recording an ep with our little elf for months. Ashley watched it right before recording, Luke hasn’t watched it since before the strike and Molly has had to see the light twice. Johnny Cash guest stars as a gospel singer who kills his wife and mistress in one plane crash. We talk about: Guilty Gear, Boy and Heron, Ashley Went To Canada, Jaws Slash, MGS3, This...

Columbo gets ankle deep in a think tank where boy geniuses, robots and MURDER are on display. We talk about: Decks, DCEU, El Santo, Molly Had A Time, Alien$, Older Vin Diesel, Robby The Robot, Columbo Cliches, Pipe Rack, Short King Solidarity, Japanese Business Men, Lame Ending, Cigars, My Mother The Car, We Plan The Next Series, RD2D Is Too Cool For Us, Toy Commercial Episode Watched: S3 E6 Mind...

We reach the emotional and mind bending finale of MGS 2. A fourth wall breaking treaty on video games, free will and human nature that shaped who Luke is. But before that we have to meet, rescue and talk about Otacon’s cute step-sister. We talk about: Thirsty Suitors, Huey, Star Wars, G -1, Emma, Snake Is Bad At Computers, Lil Liquid, The Artistic Need To Show Hog, The Colonel Talks To Us, We Get...