Things I've Learned While Learning Other Things

Xerxes  Decapitation Hazard Far worse ways to Die Hot Pokers... Edward the II   That's gonna leave a mark Joan of Arc Bloody Mary Pythias American Queasiness at Beheading Schopenhauer Who Has the Meat? And more...

Xerxes Locusts Pyramids built by Volunteers! Christ Digging Canals Meltemi Siccoro ISIS Beheadings Obama Don Juan & Lepanto and more...

Xerxes Gelon of Syracuse Jumping off the Eiffel Tower Don't Do It Franz George Patton D Day Idi Amin Lao Tsu Hitler The Tower of Babel Deep Fakes and more...

Xerxes Artabanus Muddy Waters & ELO Mick Jagger All Along the Watch Tower Being Right Vs Getting it Right Retreat.  Dunkirk BASE jumping Risk Aversion Consequences & Probabilities Luck Chance Time Donald Rumsfeld & Napoleon & more

Xerxes & the Lust for Revenge Nazi love of Reprisal Actions Cyrus The Great & the Bible Darius The Great George Bush George HW Bush 1066 Battle of Hastings William the Conqueror Henry Kiisinger Tony Blair The French Finishing the Job And More...

MBS Tiger Squad Bonesaw The Tier 1 Squad ABBa The Traveling Wilburys Idi Amin Kind of All the Fishes of the Sea All Bone from Neck Up Dan Quayle and more...

MBS Bonesaws  & Sending messages itty bitty pieces Putin Erdogan Scaring the Crap out of people Mr Uday The Tiger Squad Paramilitary Training Human Rights for Women in Saudi Arabia & More

Manius Aquillius Mithridates Ed Sullivan.   The Beatles Going to the Train Station with Rip You take on the King.... Goring, Himmler, Goebbels Six sigma negative outcomes Remember the Athenians A Triumph Who doesn't like parades Strangulation Mussolini And More

Mithridates Hannibal Spartacus Aliens Anal Probes Ted K-e-n-n-e-d-y Mayor  Daley   Chicago. "Shoot to Maim...Shoot to Kill" Crassus Crucifixion The Who The Wizard of Oz.   The Lion And so much more!  God!

Mithridates The Kingdom of Pontus Poisoning one's Mother, Brother, & wife who was also his sister! Ringo Starr  What? The Roman Empire Along Comes Mary! Long Tailed Curved Comets Superstition  Fools.... Doops  Te Kennedy! Whoops I am ahead of myself And More!

Mithridates VI The Battle of Corinth 146 BC Smoting People Lucius Mummius Helmut Kohl & His Wife Stalin. "The Boys Were Just Having Some Fun" Serial Rape Dante's  Circles of Hell and More

Mithridates a Titan of History Iron Willed Enemy of Rome Hannibal The Spirit of Napoleon If it must be done, I'll do it NERO 57 Years on Throne Not like Queen Elizabeth And More...

Those Van Halen Brothers The Little Monster Putin Sultan Erdogan Nukes Mitridates German Tanks Russian Wet Dreams Titrating Toxins And More...

The Van Halen Boys Popping a Tent Daedalus & Icarus JFK jr Herodotus "A Different Type of Sex" Chuck Yeager The Modern Liberated Feminist "Time Constraints..." & More

Eddie Van Halen & David Lee Roth go the Distance The Rust Rate of Ohio A Dog is 25 Million x the size of the Rabies Virus; but... Paul McCartney never changed Old Habits Die Hard Dylan Tells Keith Richards  I could have written Satisfaction but You.... And More

Eddie Van Halen David Lee Roth Mick Jagger Richards & Carli Simon uh oh! Jerry Hall singular efforts to 'defuse' Mick James Taylor Mental Institution The Formula for Coke Babes on Board drug fueled Crazy Train to oblivion Jung       Adler         RD Laing Hot for Teacher? Come on? Age 30! And more

Van Halen Six Sigma Events David Lee Roth Re-emerges The Myth of Sissyphus On Being #1 Toto & Shrinking Penis Remembering Who's Who General George Marshall The High Seas of Life...

Eddie Van Halen Kiss Dylan Frank Zappa Nikita Kruschchev Boris Yeltsin Kelloggs General Mills Pablo Picasso caged! John Lennon Schopenhauer  Bentham  Thomas Hobbes And more...

Van Halen Mozart Obsession Nasty Moms Nietzsche & Freud The Abyss Euripides Hogan's Heroes Colonel Klink And More!

Izzy Stradlin Frustrated.   Can't be good on board a US Air Flight All Pigs are Equal George Orwell REM & Peter Buck.  Passing the Buck 3 Bottles of Wine at 40,000' Why is it so often the male of the Species? Non Insane Automatism.  Yeah Sure Nelson Mandela Lenin & Marx Devil With a Blue Dress Hillary Clinton & Bill That Basket of Deplorables Experts on South American Debt Ca...

Van Halen Brothers Courtney Love Origin of HOLE Wendy's Nipples Euripides    Medea Dolores O'Riordan & the Cranberries "I Pay My Taxes!' Dan Rather & Kenneth Chicago Kidnapping Cabbies Kidnapping Charles Lindbergh And so much more

Oh Those Van Halen Brothers Wigged Out Getting Drunk with the locals BF Skinner Miracle on the Hudson  Captain Sully Miracle at the Meadowlands. What? David Cosby Liver Transplants Oh No!  Alec Baldwin and more...

The Van Halen Brothers Bad Dreams at 40,000 feet Alex's  Birthday Party At Benihana's Human Strip Steak  Human slices of Bacon ER's Slow Cooked & Screams John Steinbeck Travels With Charlie Ivan The Terrible St Lawrence  And More

Van Halen 1st Class Homo Erectus Man I Need Water! Subservience.  Serving the Big Man Ego Depletion Hooverin Eddie The Ludovico Treatment Are You Talkin' to Me? Are You Talkin' to Me? Night of the Living Dead & more

Lisa Marie Elvis  Constipation Dr Nick Shot in the Chest Martin Luther Rime of the Ancient Mariner 5 Greatest Guitarists of all Time Jeff Beck and Uh OH!   Eddie Van Halen & here we begin.... And More...