The Whole Cogan

E82 - Rich Kids Dinner Story 07.03.2025 17:07 ↓

Dan has a mental meltdown at a fancy restaurant seated next to a booth of point-one-percenter rich kids.

E81 - Taekwondo Ninja Salmon Hat Orca 21.02.2025 25:08 ↓

Does Casey really have a lifetime membership to a taekwondo place that he hasn't used since he was a child? Have orcas really been wearing dead salmon as hats?  

E80 - Positive Paul Pyramid Escape 07.02.2025 1:06:49 ↓

Dan does a janky escape room that's half broken. Casey tries his best to enjoy his nearly square-shaped 'Mexican' burrito in Dresden.

E79 - Loose Pubes 31.01.2025 39:28 ↓

Casey's painting studio is next door to a German Kegelbahn (9-pin bowling) alley. His neighbours, who are mostly rather old, try to break into his studio to gawk and leave presents in the bathroom.

E78 - Post Office Packing Tape Handicap Lipstick 24.01.2025 31:37 ↓

Dan has an incident at the post office and Casey remembers a time when he was a manager at a coffee shop.

E77 - Tackletown and Horsecamp Summer Raid 20.12.2024 45:26 ↓

Childhood games and summer camp raids.

E76 - Mediterranean Michael Jackson Car Battery 13.12.2024 35:23 ↓

Dan's experience buying a car battery tests the boundaries of spacetime. 

E75 - Clicks and Squeaks Dorca 06.12.2024 24:59 ↓

Casey is on another corporate event where a former Navy Seal tells bullshit stories.

E74 - UPeeS 29.11.2024 1:01:59 ↓

Casey runs a 10k and a UPS driver pees in his driveway - Dan has a road rage incident.

Naked in Germany 27.09.2024 59:15 ↓

Nudity in Germany + flying cars

Inappropriate Time Machine 21.09.2024 51:20 ↓

Casey is back from a cringe-worthy corporate workshop and Dan just wants a f**cking light for his pool.

Random Facts and Last Place at the Olympics 04.08.2024 40:28 ↓

Dan is addicted to cheese; Casey has some random facts to share; last place at the Olympics 

Village Party Doodelsack 26.07.2024 46:19 ↓

German village parties | German Schlager music | why are concerts in the mid afternoon not good | Taylor Swift

Limp Claw Machine Handshake 20.07.2024 40:06 ↓

Grab bag at the flea market | Justice Man | bullets in vending machines | claw machine game | sleight of hand

Jake the Snake 12.07.2024 41:54 ↓

Casey becomes Bert from Sesame Street for life in exchange for world peace and both Dan and Casey discuss WWE wrestler, Jake the Snake.

Macho Man 05.07.2024 44:31 ↓

Dan and Casey talk WWE Wrestling and Macho Man. Plus clowns at a pancake house.

Chicken Wing Ice Cream 28.06.2024 42:41 ↓

Strange ways to die, chicken wing bones at the supermarket and skeletons in the cupboard.

Tetherball for Cats 21.06.2024 43:05 ↓

Dan invents a game for cats and Casey is not a fan of superheroes.

Epic Commission Request 07.06.2024 38:31 ↓

Dan has jackhammer/darts elbow (aka tennis). Casey reads an insane commission request from a would-be maniac collector. 

Butt Hands 31.05.2024 42:41 ↓

Dan tells about his new favorite Korean romcom and Casey describes one of his most embarrassing moments from the grunge era.

Monkeys 26.05.2024 28:46 ↓

Dan and Casey plot how they will visit wild monkeys.

Korean Scrub 17.05.2024 1:04:11 ↓

Casey recounts his recent three-week Asia trip, including his first Korean spa scrub, an earthquake in Taiwan and wild monkeys.

Pizzas and Snuff 10.05.2024 37:01 ↓

Dan gets served but it's not what he's expecting. Casey wants to bring back snuff (not really).

Scammers Gonna Scam 19.04.2024 38:54 ↓

Dan and Casey talk about getting scammed from online scammers.

Flamingo Swamp Cat Moat 15.03.2024 33:32 ↓

Dan and Casey discuss all of the possible ways to deter the neighbor's outdoor cat from sitting outside his window, tormenting his indoor cats.