The Unfair Game Show Show

Welcome back. Take your seats for another episode of the show fans call "Tolerable" The Unfair Game Show Show ! This Week: Our contestants must look deep within themselves to channel their very best impressions to impress our Host. They are given a list of characters to chose from, and a scene that the three of them must perform in. That's about it. Its pretty basic stuff, but whats...

Welcome back to the Unfair Game Show Show of Unfair Games! This week's Episode: EUTHANASIA COWS . Join our contestants as they complete and compete in a second round field interview for a job on the EC (Euthanasia Council). They must keep their cows alive while attempting to euthanize their opponents cows, but beware, there are cows that must be spared in there as well! One of these cows must...

Hey there! Sorry were a bit late - one of the hosts confused this recording with a car battery and threw it into the ocean. We got it back though. Well Folks, its all in the title with today's game. WARHAMMER NOVEL OR ADULT FILM . Our contestants must determine if the title given to them is a novel from the Warhammer universe (Specifically 40K) or an adult film from this universe where we exis...

Boop! Draw your cards everybody, today's game is Not Your Average Everyday Card Game ! Our contestants wager on what card will be drawn - least likely wager wins - and then depending on what card is drawn they must answer a question, give a " HOT TAKE ," assemble a fantasy kings fight club, or think of a word that rhymes and/or four famous Steves. Its Not Your Average Everyday Card G...

Welcome Back to the show! Its great to see everyone back in the studio - and we didn't even have to use our Stockholm Syndrome Foot. This week's Episode, Inspebtor Gadgie, asks our three sweet contestants to put themself in the place of the legendary (and legally distinct) Inspebtor Gadgie as they are faced with different scenarios they must overcome using their gadgets - I mean gadgies. E...

Oh wow! Here we are back for a very special time today - a whirlwind Tour of 4 different game concepts. Our lucky contestants will "play" all of your favorite games like The Cost is Correct, Endangerment!, Bloodline Disagreement, and Whatever we called the rip-off of The Newlywed Game . Only one winner will come out of this gauntlet and its certainly not the Host, as it seems this week t...

BALLS! and Welcome to BALLS! (The Game). This week's game finds our contestants transformed into BALLS! Bouncing, Bumping and Sticking to each other. BALLS! also makes you think of BALLS! The contestants have to guess deffierent types of BALLS! BUT BEWARE: Not all BALLS! are as BALLSY! as you may think they seem. WOAH! BALLS! The players are BALLS, the objects are BALLS, its all BALLS in this...

Welcome back, great to see you all here again, in the studio of Trivia Blasters! on The Unfair Game Show Show. Join America's Host With The Most (felonies), Cobb Knobley, and three contestants as they conjure up their forbidden knowledge in an attempt to get Trivia Blasted! One of these young men is going to get absolutely Blasted! with Trivia today. Trivia Blasters! features categories such as: C...

Welcome to yet another Episode of The Unfair Game Show Show! Today we've got a call and response game named THOTS AMOGUS HUMANS. That's right, show those three words to your grandfather and see if hes still glad he served. The GM today provides the contestants with a prompt and then they, get this, respond to that prompt. The GM picks their favorite and gives a point after that, but BEWARE, for th...

Welcome back! Its great to see you all here again! Come on in, grab your fanciest wand and get ready for MAD DUNGEON ! The game show that makes our three contestants work together to find their way out of various grid-shaped dungeons. But BEWARE ! For these dungeons are home to some of the most nefarious, evil, disgusting, children's TV hosting, monsters you've ever laid your poor eyes on. To defe...

Hey everybody! Welcome back to The Unfair Game Show Show of Unfair Games! This week we've got a real noggin clogger for our three unlucky contestants as they play You're Doing WHAT?! With WHO?!   The game show that asks "what are you doing?" and then also "who are you doing it with?" But that's not all, because the contestants are being judged on their creativity and plausibility of their ans...

Welcome back to The Unfair Game Show Show of Unfair Games! Today's Episode: Whats in My Cup. Our dubious, devious little host has placed Five Items in his cup and its up to our contestants to figure out exactly what those Items are. What could they be? Are they bigger or smaller than a Microwave? Are any of them an animal, vegetable or mineral? Maybe all three at the same time? Do any of them give...

Welcome to Name that Clown! The game today is simple: I'm thinking of a clown, YOU must tell me that clown's name. Come on down to the studio and listen - or play along at home if you don't value your sanity - and join our three contestants as they try to guess the names of (sometimes) imaginary clowns and also lose their minds. Disclaimer: Listening to this episode will cause you to learn of Jesu...