The Top Three from Not The Bee

Welcome to the show! Mayor Pete and Rahm Emanuel hint at 2028 presidential runs, a man freaks out on a plane and swallows a rosary, and the price of corned beef has consumers turning a little green this year. 

Welcome to the show! A U.N. climate summit means the death of thousands of trees in the Amazon rainforest, a man leaves his friends with an explosive gift after he dies, and a dog tries to kill his owner...with a gun. 

Welcome to the show!  Trump and Canada square off in another tariff-staring contest, a tornado touches down on a news station, and do you like Gene Simmons and have an extra $12 thousand lying around? Then we've got a story for you!

Welcome to the show! Libs are lighting up electric cars because they don't like Elon, Marco Rubio declares the deep dive into USAID finances mostly accomplished, and terror in the skies turns an Air India flight around after (almost) all of the lavatories go out of order. 

Welcome to the show! A Wikipedia co-founder wants DOGE to look into possible government collusion with the mega-research conglomerate, Trumps builds that wall, and weeding out waste should definitely be a bi-partisan endeavor.

Welcome to the show! The Dems continue to melt down after Trump's speech, thieves steal the commandments, and a lady meets a scorpian at the airport.

Welcome to the show! A cheeto sells for a lot of dough, Donald Trump delivers a strong message to congress, and the world is getting larger and larger and not in a good way.

Welcome to the show! Oh boy! Tim Walz says he might run for president in 2028 and we are excited! Trump says no more aid to Ukraine, and SNL has a funny moment (surprise, surprise!).     

Welcome to the show! Zelenskyy goes all in on being stupid, WaPo loses libs, and a bank error solves the national debt (not really).

2.27.25 Welcome to Episode 48! The WaPo gets some new editorial directives, Apple says Trump is a racist, and a long flight gets longer....

2.26.25 Welcome to the show! Kamala Harris delivers a true oratorical masterpiece, Star Wars kicks its boss to a galaxy far far away, and a Candy Crush addiction pays out. 

On today's show, Joy Reid becomes Sad Reid, I'm forced to talk about Pokemon, and America's oldest mayor passes away. 

Welcome to the show! Bernie Sanders launches an anti-oligarchy tour (oooook), Apple will soon let the British government spy on it's citizens, and scientists overcomplicate the hard-boiled egg. 

Welcome to the show! L.A. Mayor Karen Bass passes the buck like a hot potato, a good pup passes on, and what do mummies smell like? Now we know. 

Welcome to the show! The majority of Americans think USAID spends its dollars on waste and corruption, Disney ditches DEI, and the father of Nutella dies at 97. 

Welcome to the show! A plane in Toronto lands belly up, Germany really hates free speech, and watch out for amputated fingers at your next BBQ!

Welcome to today's show! JD sets things on fire in Europe, no more men in dresses in the Army, and if you love someone set them free, if you hate someone, let a bear eat them in effigy. 

A representative from Georgia proposes a fabulous new name for Greenland, people living in D.C. are trying to scoop up all the defense lawyers in the country, and egg, eggs, EGGS!

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Chuck Schumer tries to blow the whistle but Republicans beat him to the punch, a terrible man gets money from terrible people, and Michael Bay blows up...his social media page after he breaks into the Vatican. 

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! People like what Trump is doing, no monument for Fauci, and body positivity goes too far. 

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Trump bans pennies, a man punches a hole in a very dangerous place, and a man strikes gold at a garage sale. 

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Democrats meltdown over unelected people firing other unelected people, eggs are a high commodity for thieves, and if you like guns, Florida is the state for you. 

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Women want a moment of silence for January 6th, the city of Los Angeles is ok with people just blocking freeways for any reason and a flood museum is closed due to...flooding.     

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Mexico and Canada folded like a cheaply made Mexican umbrella, Joe Biden heads to Hollywood and New York State is trying to crack down on ghosts (guns).     

Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Tariffs are hot hot hot hot right now, a man wanders into a lady doctor, and there's a chance Spiderman is real.