The Swearwolves

Episode 242: Mike Myers – The Guy Who Stabbed Me 24.04.2023 1:21:18 ↓

Bret and David head back to Haddonfield to discuss Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1988).

Episode 241: One Blew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest 17.04.2023 1:01:58 ↓

Bret and David equip themselves with several cans of bug spray and discuss The Nest (1987).

Episode 240: Every Body Counts 10.04.2023 1:17:40 ↓

Bret recaps his recent trip to New Jersey Horror Con, and then he and David discuss Student Bodies (1981).

Episode 239: Hell No, Dolly 03.04.2023 1:12:58 ↓

Bret and David travel back in time to a mid-80’s cabbage patch and discuss Stuart Gordon’s Dolls (1986).

Episode 238: Battle Royale with Cheese 27.03.2023 1:05:28 ↓

Bret and David awaken to find themselves on an island and (in between fighting to the death) discuss Battle Royale (2000).

Episode 237: No Sleep Till Poland 20.03.2023 1:08:50 ↓

Bret and David forfeit their electronic devices, fly to Poland, and discuss Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight (2020).

Episode 236: Under the World in 80 Minutes 13.03.2023 1:17:32 ↓

Bret and David inject themselves with vampire and werewolf blood, become unstoppable hybrids, and discuss Underworld (2003).

Episode 235: Arquette-nophobia 06.03.2023 1:20:24 ↓

Bret and David dump toxic waste into a pond, douse themselves in perfume, and discuss Eight Legged Freaks (2002).

Episode 234: Scream 4 More 27.02.2023 1:19:50 ↓

Bret and David bone up on their horror movie trivia, return to Woodsboro, and discuss Scream 4 (2011).

Episode 233: The Wrath of Spawn 20.02.2023 47:38 ↓

Bret and David have an awkward therapy session, prepare a vegetarian lunch, and discuss The Deadly Spawn (1983).

Episode 232: Broadcast Snooze 13.02.2023 56:00 ↓

Bret and David head to the woods and refuse to stop recording as they discuss The Last Broadcast (1998).

Episode 231: Taint-ed Love 06.02.2023 1:06:06 ↓

Bret and David stuff a shoe in a toilet, fight awkwardly, and twirl with wild abandon as they discuss Possession (1981).

Episode 230: You’ll Float 2 30.01.2023 57:34 ↓

Bret and David age twenty-seven years and wrap up the Pennywise saga by discussing It: Chapter Two (2019).

Episode 229: What is It? 23.01.2023 1:11:56 ↓

Bret and David make a paper boat, sail it down a storm drain, and discuss the 2017 film adaptation of Stephen King’s It .

Episode 228: Another Night, Another Scream 16.01.2023 1:03:30 ↓

Bret and David board up their doors and windows, and discuss Tom Savini’s remake of George A. Romero’s Night of the Living Dead (1990).

Episode 227: Dookies 09.01.2023 40:06 ↓

Bret and David bury themselves alive, party in a vacant house, and discuss 1986’s Spookies .

Episode 226: All Pain. No Gain. 02.01.2023 44:10 ↓

Bret and David ring in 2023 by getting swole and watching Bloody Muscle Body Builder in Hell (1995).

Episode 225: First Goddamn Week of Winter 26.12.2022 1:41:02 ↓

Bret and David discuss John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982), and as an added bonus, David shares a brief conversation he recently had with the Master of Horror himself!

Episode 224: Let it Blow, Let it Blow, Let it Blow 19.12.2022 47:52 ↓

Bret and David must have been on the naughty list this year, because they’re spending their Christmas watching 1989’s Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out!

Episode 223: Home, but Not Alone 12.12.2022 55:32 ↓

With Christmas just a couple of weeks away, Bret and David get into the holiday spirit by discussing Deadly Games (1989).

Episode 222: Deers for Fears 05.12.2022 1:04:18 ↓

Bret and David kick off December by discussing Antlers (2021). With a title like that, it has to be Christmasy… right?

Episode 221: The Cat in the Cat 28.11.2022 1:12:50 ↓

Bret and David take a listener’s suggestion and check out a movie about a killer cat: Uninvited (1987).

Episode 220: On Fridays, We Wear Black! 21.11.2022 51:14 ↓

Bret & David celebrate Thanksgiving by discussing a movie that honors the great tradition of going berserk to save a few bucks: Black Friday (2021).

Episode 219: Don’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me 14.11.2022 1:13:56 ↓

Bret and David celebrate a listener’s birthday by checking out a film of her choosing: The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976).

Episode 218: Where’s the Wolf? 07.11.2022 52:46 ↓

Bret and David take a trip back to the early 2000’s and discuss the infamous Wes Craven werewolf flick, Cursed (2015)..