The Steve & Jeff Show

Send us Fan Mail Our hosts solve one of the greatest holiday problems--how to shop for families that share more than one faith. Well, at least the Christmas/ Hanukkah problem. One of their listeners actually solves it for them, but the listener doesn't have a podcast so Steve and Jeff get the credit. Steve is planning a record featuring his "ch" diction skills. Jeff found out the Ga...

Send us Fan Mail Fresh on the heels of last episode's rewrite of the Ten Commandments, the incoming Ministry of Truth sent another message about exciting movies coming soon to an oligarchy near you. Out hosts bravely provide information (NOTE: not criticism) about the movies for their listeners. Jeff wonders if the Putin jokes will work if they're changed to Trudeau jokes. Steve asks San...

Send us Fan Mail Dipping their toes into Theology, our hosts read an email millions of people received and interpret it for those who can't It is the New Ten Commandments for a new day, and they help people feel better about not having to make decisions on their own. Steve considers changing his name to Jerome. Jeff wonders whether the new Commandments come with a punch and cake reception aft...

Send us Fan Mail Our hosts bring Steve's mother and his new half-sister, Little Stevie, into Eccentric Ladyland Studios for a traditional family Thanksgiving dinner and podcast. Miss Clare provided the food and then left rather quickly. Steve's mom shows none of her 90+ years as she smokes, drinks, and sasses with the best. Jeff is shopping for Christmas at Stateville, and Joliet will ne...

Send us Fan Mail Steve's alleged ex-girlfriend Meg got married, and the occasion spurred renewed fantasies strong enough that our hosts wanted to listen to her appearance on the show from Season 1. We could talk about eye of the beholder and make your own reality but you'd be better off listening. Be wary of wedding rituals you never heard of, though. Meg - Cassi Warren Steve - Steve Jef...

Send us Fan Mail Times have changed, and our hosts have issues adjusting to the new times. Fortunately for all of us, they talk through their issues and help themselves, and maybe us too. Darkness may be all around, but semi-darkness comes in the morning, or something like that. Steve wonders about the equitable distribution of decision making, and then forgets about it. Jeff left early to watch S...

Send us Fan Mail Unlike certain major news outlets, our hosts urge people to vote for Harris/Walz. #election2024 #endorsement #harris #walz #harriswalz #president 

Send us Fan Mail Maybe it's the Zeitgeist . Maybe it's the Boswilligkeit ( see Gemutlichkeit , antonyms). But our hosts tonight started out to do a regular episode and realized that some things going on are not funny. OK, a few episodes of ours, yes, but maybe there are things that need to be taken seriously. That's exactly what Steve and Jeff do when they turn from their usual form...

Send us Fan Mail With negative campaigning all the rage, Steve and Jeff wondered if they could create a show that just listed positive things about each of the major party candidates for president. Kamala Harris won the coin toss and elected to receive the first episode. Our hosts list positive attributes, but as hard-hitting journalists they go all New York Times or CNN and ask the probing questi...

Send us Fan Mail With political rhetoric flying freely, the subject of lies somehow came up for our hosts as they kick off a glorious third season. An anonymous listener sent them a manuscript of a soon to be published book, The Art of the Lie, and Steve and Jeff read some excerpts and discuss the book. Not to go all Jay Gatsby on you, but you may be amazed by the depth and breadth and height thes...

Send us Fan Mail With genetics having an unexpected political moment, Steve and Jeff take a look at the age-old question of nature vs. nurture. To put it another way, are the descendants of evil people also evil themselves? To find out they brought on Jeffrey Dahmer, Jr., Jimmy Jones, and a certain John Baron who swears he is not the source of the menu we got in Episode 48. They all seem to have o...

Send us Fan Mail Steve and Jeff welcome back the delightful fashion influencer Chrysanthemum for a look at what is hot in Halloween costumes for this year. She lets us all know that the prevailing theme for this year is "slutty," and all other themes revolve aroud it. Chrysanthemum's grandmother makes a surprise visit and brings valuable knowledge that only a few will understand. St...

Send us Fan Mail Are people really eating pets? Is cat-napping something more than just 40 winks? Our intrepid journalistic hosts give this the smell test as they review a menu submitted by listener John Baron which purports to be an actual restaurant in what the menu itself describes as "Ohiyo." They even spelled it "menyou." And they couldn't say Haitian without saying h...

Send us Fan Mail Our hosts' latent rivalry emerges in a battle of the wits, as they compete on an IQ test live on the show. Neither of them knew how much IQ had to do with bodily functions. They take on the final part of the test by each answering 10 questions on judgment. Vegas odds were that they would both get zero, but one emerged the victor. But all is well, and they went out after the s...

Send us Fan Mail Steve and Jeff take a look back to when they hosted a guest they believed to be Jeff's dad Jerry. Turns out it was Vito, a Stateville inmate and Senn High School alum who assumed Jerry's identity to get a job with the show. Vito later managed to father Steve's new little baby sister, and is probably the most congenial inmate in his wing. Jeff dreams about father-son...

Send us Fan Mail Faced with inevitable aging, Steve and Jeff seek out a show refresh with new ideas from show pitch artist Paul Mooney. Paul is the creator of many shows, several of which were appropriated by others and a couple of which were actually produced. He gives our hosts a series of show and guests ideas, and Steve and Jeff react to each amazing suggestion. It's The Match Game meets...

Send us Fan Mail Steve and Jeff reach deep into the mail bag and read emails from the millions, let's face it, the millions of listeners. Some are very touching. Some are funny. Some must have listened to another podcast. It's a free for all episode with no stops, other than the end of our rented time at Eccentric Ladyland Studios. Steve - Steve Jeff - Jeff Johnny - Tony Ferguson Miss Cl...

Send us Fan Mail Our hosts take a look at intergalactic conjugal relations from many angles, and are joined by a surprise guest, Fanny May, who is actually Marjorie Mayflower, Steve's former paper girl and guest on an early show. She is all grown up and has had extensive experience in pole dancing, but is looking to work for a high-flying company called Space Sex. Believe it or not, she came...

Send us Fan Mail After dream and real-life encounters with the fractured state of politics these days, our hosts welcome lobbyist (or consultant) Stan Walsh, who shows us the true vlaue of political involvement, rounded to the nearest $100. Stan seems to have a role in just about every PAC covering almost every issue. Of late he has been buying black robes for some reason. Stan leaves us with his...

Send us Fan Mail In an uncharacteristically introspective moment, our hosts talk about the "what ifs" of life and begin to worry that they will have regrets, which will lead to more worry and more regrets, and...their guest, Harold Houseman, founder and president of PharmaBrute, shows them a way that science may alleviate those regrets. Jeff at long last has a legit excuse for going into...

Send us Fan Mail Spurred on by lingering nostalgia and pessimistic medical reports about Jeff's Granny Fanny, Steve flies Granny in for one last appearance on her favorite podcast. Granny doesn't say much but still struggles with digestive issues,at least for a lot of the program. Jeff loses himself in family memories and some additional drugs. Steve begins to think that time is a global...

Send us Fan Mail Thinking back to last season when they hosted Bob "Crash" Davis, our hosts invited Crash's son, Robbie "Smash" Davis, who is on his own record-setting pace after surviving 58 crashes this year alone. Smash has some difficulty, after 58 hits to the head, but seems to enjoy himself and takes a very productive nap, wherever he thinks he is. Steve is not sure...

Send us Fan Mail In Jeff's never ending quest to make some things larger and some things smaller, this episode combines the results of a "membership drive," (if you know what I mean) and the results of Dr. Rhinostein's nose job. Things went so well that NBC contacted Jeff about a reunion. Dr. Rhinostein let us know he is open for business, above and under the surgical table. St...

Send us Fan Mail A conversation that started with nostalgia for the "good old days" ended with a memory of that famous episode with Dr. Will Rhinostein, the plastic surgeon who gave Jeff Jennifer Aniston's nose during an extended surgery at an Omaha motel. Of course, once it was in their heads they had to hear the episode. And so will you whether it was in your head or not. Dr. Will...

Send us Fan Mail After seeing him on a public access cable show at the car repair place, Steve invites Blaine Struthers to the show. Blaine focuses on collecting and selling celebrity garbage, and they discuss the many celebrities who have thrown away interesting and valuable things. Of course, two of those celebrities are Steve and Jeff themselves. From noses to negligee, our hosts have thrown aw...