The Smart As F*ck Podcast

On this episode, the guys give you a detailed breakdown of how to legally drive on Ontario 400 series highways. Riveting! How many of you are STILL sticking to your new year's resolution and going to the gym!  Joe's annoyed at how many of you ACTUALLY are! Oh the amount of blowing Justin does...snow, that is .....do you use a snowblower?  Should you? And finally a "Choose your own advent...

On this week's episode, Joe. Is. On. Fire..... One rant after another, starting with his intense dislike of poor audio quality from other podcasters.  Ouch.... As we breeze through the "script" this week, we tackle a $63,000 iPhone, the potential for a fungus to take over humanity, Joe's surprise METAVERSE story!! And finally....we finish with the TIP!  How much should we be tipping at a...

On this week's episode..... John Tory cheated.....on his wife that is.  Do we think he should stay in office or get the eff out? Have you ever bought some crazy movie memorabilia?  Someone just bought some very popular underwear! Joe has something in common with Bill Gates.  No, not his bank account.  His take on the #metaverse, maybe? And we finish up with a very scientific li...

In this exciting episode, we put dollar store food to the ultimate test. We conducted a blind taste test, comparing dollar store brands to their regular grocery store counterparts. You won't believe the results! Join us as we take you on a journey of discovery, taste-testing whole bunch of snacks! Will the dollar store brands come out on top, or will the regular grocery store names reign supreme?...

So, we decided to let AI write this week's synopsis...and away we go... Our latest episode of the Smart AF Podcast is all about music! We take a deep dive into the Grammys, exploring the big winners and what genre of music rules the night.  We also talk about old music - from classic rock to our personal faves - and how it continues to have an impact in today's world.  We then shift our...

On this episode, we learn that the New "Wiggle" is driving moms WILD.  Is there a double standard that moms can swoon over this character but if dads were to do it...?  We discuss. Also, there's a woman that dates guys so that she can get meals...and she admits that it saved her A BUNCH on her grocery bills!  Is this OK?  One of us is not impressed with her savings plan and eve...

On this episode, Joe had been watching some classic "buddy-cop" flicks and the boys compare a few different flicks.  And, did you hear about what happened on the BBC during a recent FA Cup game?  It's rather...um...erotic.  We've got the audio. And, how do you react when your significant other wakes you from a nap?  What reaction is fair?  We'll talk about the result of a...

On this episode, Justin and Joe discuss the new #PrinceHarry tell-all "Spare".  Joe's not much of a reader but he's got the audiobook and Justin is all up in arms about it.  And are you a "Contest Enterer"?  A Brewery in Scotland had to pay out a bunch of money because they screwed up in their ads...listen to Justin and Joe talk about their contest wins...you need to hear Joe's stor...

On this episode, what would YOU do if you were accidentally invited to a special event?  Would you go?  We'll tell you about someone who got an invite to one of the most ELITE of events.  And, what if you got an accidental text message saying that you were in the late stages of a MAJOR disease?  A company sent THAT text to a bunch of people...hear what it was SUPPOSED to say. P...

In this episode, Justin & Joe take a look back at a few of the fun moments they had in 2022.  From Disney to Swindling Tinder, there's a whole lot and more packed into this short episode. So grab your favourite drink, sit back and enjoy your way into 2023. #HappyNewYear from The Smart AF Podcast.

We're BAAAAACK...but NOT fully healthy.   On this episode, Justin & Joe discuss some Christmas memories.  What's the WORST gift that Justin ever gave?  What's the STRANGEST gift that Joe ever received? And what would a Christmas episode be without a list of Christmas movies?  What's YOUR favourite Christmas movie?  Did you know that some people consider GREMLINS a Chri...

On this episode, Joe starts by ranting on the state of coaching in kids' sports these days (Get Off My Lawn!). And...Immaculate conception?  Not in this day in age...except one woman will have you believing that it's true. Plus, it's December...did those silly Elves show up at your house?  They showed up at Justin & Joe's...grrrrrr. All this and more...because it's the holiday season...

On this episode, Justin provides an update to a previous story that we covered.  We find out that the marriage between a woman and her ragdoll may be on the rocks. Plus, cops...randomly shooting guns in the air after a night of drinking?  Yup, sounds like a movie to me.  Can you say #21Jumpstreet? Is drinking milk taboo on a first date?  One woman thinks it is...and Justin shar...

On this episode, we learn about a small town in Scotland that's having a problem with its signs being stolen due to its rather...um...phallic name.  Hav you ever tried to smuggle anything onto a plane?  I've heard of travelling with a loved one's ashes...but one lady takes this to a whole new level. And Justin and Joe discuss some of the weirdest things that you can buy on Amazon...stran...

On this episode, it's Joe's Dad's birthday and Joe got him a Fitbit.  Have you ever had to teach a parent how to use technology?  And have you heard the about the guy that called 911 over the temperature of the French fries he got from McDonald's, ONLY to be arrested for MURDER?? Did you see that Netflix is going to start introducing commercials?  Good idea or bad idea?  Justin...

On this episode, it's the #HALLOWEEN show and we have a special guest!  Brandon from Ontario's Most Haunted joins us and we talk Halloween Movies...or is it scary movies?  We talk movies that should be watched around Halloween. Also, we talk Halloween costumes and Justin goes off on Trick or Treaters.  Do you have a costume that you remember wearing when you were a kid?  Joe re...

On this week's episode, Justin and Joe discuss some of the nicknames they have been given over the years (who do you think was known as "Snowshoes"?) and Justin quizzes Joe on some famous sports nicknames.  And, have you ever watched a movie and seen a punch that was SO SATISFYING?  Well, the guys discuss the TOP 8 Most Satisfying Movie Punches; see if you agree. Plus, ummmm..."manhandli...

On this episode, Justin interrupted Joe's travel through Youtube's world of Cover Tunes to discuss Disguises and Smuggling...yup...Is that a python in your pants or are you happy to see me? And Joe...WINS!  Metaverse...You're F'n OUT!  Find out why...on this episode of The Smart AF Podcast!

On this episode, have you ever seen a logo, or something in advertising that didn't...look...quite...right?  Well...Penis Candy. Plus Justin and Joe go through another list...Thanksgiving movies...yup...they exist.  And, you may even know some of them. And Justin gets serious for a moment...seriously. All this and more on another episode of The Smart AF Podcast.

Yup! On this week's episode, Justin & Joe talk about how one mom #MomHacked her way into Disney with a toddler.  Which one of the guys applauded this mom?  You'll have to find out. And What's your favourite chicken marinade?  Is it, perhaps, Nyquil?  There's a new social media trend of folks marinating their chicken in the popular medication...and what's worse, the people o...

On this Episode, we learn the meaning of "Quietly Quitting"...and, maybe it's something you've done?  Also, a cheating scandal in the world of chess of SEXUAL PROPORTIONS!!!  Oh, and is chess a sport?  We'll discuss. And some woman kidnapped HERSELF!  #WTF? All this and a lot more on this week's episode of The Smart AF Podcast.

On this episode, did you know that there was a "National Toy Hall of Fame"? Justin & Joe discuss some of the toys that are on the ballot for this year's induction.  Can you say "Masters of the Universe"?  What are some of your favourite toys growing up? And the Monarchy...in Canada?  Justin is ADAMANT that we should keep it...Joe, not so much!  Long live the King? Maybe. Pl...

It's the SEASON 2 Premiere!  YUP, 32 Episodes in and Justin's been spending a LOT of time in bed, so what better to do than binge watch documentaries on Netflix.  The guys chat about some of the cooler Docs out right now...just in time for Fall Viewing. All that, and a bunch more on the SEASON 2 PREMIERE of The Smart AF Podcast.

IT'S THE SEASON FINALE and the boys know they've been away A LOT this summer...but this week, Justin and Joe fill you in on some crazy stories that happened over the last few weeks.  Surgeries, car accidents and a lot more! Also, a quick look ahead to next week's Season 2 Premiere.  Make sure you check this one out...and as Billy Red Lyons used to say, DON'T YA DARE MISS IT!  

On this episode, the Guys are back after a week off.  This week, Joe is curious what YOUR Top 5 Hip Hop/Rap Albums of All-Time are?  How do you feel about Resurrection of an extinct species?  Justin brings one of those fun stories to the table...can you say Jurassic Park?  Yikes. And, what are some stores (i.e. Zellers) that you think should make a comeback? The guys talk a bit...