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The 4 year anniversary of your Minnesota Timberwolves draft Black Jesus (Anthony Edwards)! The new Harry Potter HBO series Golden Trio has been picked and is to be revealed in the first half of next year! The two best holidays of the year are right around the corner! How are you gearing up for Black Friday? What's on you want-list? Sodie wants a drone... Burgerquest finds the guys face-deep in Fre...

A Second Office Stall-mate joins the show and accompanied us on our latest Burger Quest... To Alary's! The Minnesota Vikings handily took care of business in convincing fashion over the formidable Jacksonville Jaguars... right? Either way, they're 7-2 and in 2nd place in the NFC North! With Darnold's gun-slinging seemingly catching up to him, should Head Coach Kevin O'Connell still be exhibiting t...

GO VOTE! On the eve of the 2024 Presidential Election, The Second Office is here to talk about SPORTS! But also to tell you to go vote! What's the coolest part about the Dodgers winning the World Series? The Yankees losing the World Series. Referees continue to seek revenge on Sam Darnold and nobody knows why. Justin Jefferson says the Vikings players WILL die for The Darnold... Freudian Slip? Let...

Doc and Sodie share tales of their toddlers. From first place to third place in two weeks, the Vikings find themselves a game behind the Packers. As if that's not awful enough, Christian Darrisaw is out for the year. Do we deserve this? How much did the refs actually contribute to the Vikings loss to the Los Angeles Rams? Maybe not that much, but also a lot. Why can these billion dollar leagues no...

To satisfy Brandon's burger needs, the guys take Burger Quest to Red Cow! Has a new bar been set...? In a special Saturday night recording we touch on the recent Wide Receiver trades of Davante Adams and Amari Cooper. Our official expert predictions for Sunday's Vikings and Packers games. How much will the Vikings miss Blake Cashman? And is that even comparable to how much the Lions will miss Aide...

Josh from Flipside returns! This time with very important updates in Minnesota's weed world, and even important-er opinions on the Karl-Anthony Towns trade. He also displays his contributions to the Record Wall. We address the continued bloodbath that is the NFC North division. The Lions, Bears, and Packers all won handedly... should Vikings fans worry? Jared Goff has been perfect the last two gam...

Burger Quest continues with a trip to The Flameburger! The Minnesota Vikings remain undefeated after beating the New York Jets in London; and Sam Darnold is your NFC Offensive Player of the Month! See what the Vikings have in common with certain past Super Bowl contenders. Harrison Smith joins elite company with his sack on Aaron Rodgers, further cementing his Hall of Fame career. Don't look know,...

Your Minnesota Vikings remain undefeated! In a game that eventually warranted more anxiety than fans anticipated, the Vikings held off a strong push from their cheesy neighbors after a 28-0 lead. The guys give their immediate post-game (and post Bloody Mary) reactions. The host's dear ol' dad, a loyal Cheese-head, puts the bad border blood aside and joins the discussion for the first time! We cont...

It's Packer week for our Vikings! An in depth review of Doc's first Jucy Lucy for the very first stop of BURGER QUEST! To celebrate 1 year in The Second Office we welcome Josh back to celebrate the Vikes' undefeated start; but, are they contenders? Are the Packers? Who should be the favorites in the NFC North at this point? Is Jordan Love's success only due to the great coaching of Matt LaFleur? I...

In a special Sunday recording, the Host tries his darndest to not get distracted by the eventual Viking victory, in real time! The defense is as impressive as Sam Darnold's balls are deep... to Justin Jefferson... and the Vikes sit atop the NFC North, undefeated. We discuss what may happen to Ja'Maar Chase after reports of him not intending to sign with the Bengals long-term. How in the world coul...

IT'S HERE OH MY GOD IT'S HERE! The 2024 NFL season is frickin' here and so are bagel breakfast sandwiches at McDonalds. Hear Sodie's official review. What did Viking's fans learn about their dominant week 1 win against the Giants? Maybe nothing... but also maybe a whole lot, such as: We're in first place! Our off-season additions are amazing! Harrison Smith is still incredible! Sam Darnold can do...

Closer, and closer. The 2024 NFL season is two days away; and the guys finally drafted their Fantasy Football teams. Do we talk about this too much? OR, not enough? Jordan Addison is practicing! We wish Ricky Pearsall a speedy recovery; Doc thanks the Florida Gators. Mike Zimmer airs frustrations around his end with the Vikings. Indianapolis Colts Tight End Kylen Granson makes a powerful point abo...

With the NFL regular season right around the dang corner we cover it all! The timing and situation for Sam Darnold could be lining up perfectly in Minnesota (ask Doc); and it can't be coincidence that new kicker Will Reichard is simultaneously impressing in camp and pre-season. We're enjoying any fabricated hype while it lasts... As for the rest of the league... Trey Lance dazzles. Jerry Jones isn...

Georgie formally apologizes for jinxing the Vikings and J.J. McCarthy. It's okay though because they signed Stephon Gilmore! We discuss the Peyton Manning's selection of the current top 5 QBs in the NFL. There's a John Madden biopic in the works, and you'll never guess the actor playing him... Plus, a Flag Footballer gets offended at the thought that an NFL QB would be chosen over him for the 2028...

The Olympics are all wrapped up! We celebrate Minnesota's own Dakotah Lindwurm; cyclist Kristen Faulkner; the brilliance of Stephen Curry; and wonder if Noah Lyles needs to stick to what he knows... The NFL pre-season is only one week old and it appears, without a single doubt, that the Minnesota Vikings have their answer at franchise QB... We've never been so sure about anything, literally ever....

In our first Monday Night-er... The Olympics! We discuss the greatness of Simon Biles, Scotty Scheffler, and more. PLUS, the shiny new NFL season is upon us as training camps are in full swing! What are The Vikings going to do at cornerback, you ask...? We don't know... but JJ McCarthy looks awesome so far! https://www.the-second-office.com/ https://www.patreon.com/TheSecondOffice https://www.thes...

A new presidential candidate after Biden drops out. Sodie tries stand-up comedy. We discuss artistic swimming, smoking and drinking, and other Olympic topics in front of Friday's opening ceremonies; plus, whether or not LeBron should be carrying for the USA. Vikes finally signed their first rounders! Doc updates us on his recent succusses in CFB25... https://www.the-second-office.com/ https://www....

Congrats, Sodie, for catching the biggest fish of his life! College Football 25 is here it's finally here! The downfall of Tenacious D? Anthony Edwards is fitting right in on Team USA in the Olympics. Plus, how dumb is Jordan Addison? https://www.the-second-office.com/ https://www.patreon.com/TheSecondOffice https://www.thesecondoffice.org/

We CAN'T WAIT for NCAA 25! The Minnesota State Fair is right around the corner, and new foods have been announced! Anthony Edwards signs an 8 figure extension with Adidas. Red Hot Chili Pepper karaoke. Head to your nearest church for a chance at a free AR-15! https://www.the-second-office.com/ https://www.patreon.com/TheSecondOffice https://www.thesecondoffice.org/

Want to make $200 million? Simply play in the NBA! Sodie rants about traffic (again). Our reaction to the Timberwolves trading up to pick Rob Dillingham 8th overall in the NBA Draft. Plus, questions ahead of Vikings training camp that must be answered. https://www.the-second-office.com/ https://www.patreon.com/TheSecondOffice https://www.thesecondoffice.org/

NBA Draft discussion... that of course ends minutes before the Wolves trade with the Spurs for the 8th overall pick! The Lynx are Commissioner Cup Champs! MLB City Connect jerseys. A dam in Minnesota breaks. Buckets of Molotov cocktails. Kidney shrinkage on Mars. No step on snek. And that's not even close to everything... https://www.the-second-office.com/ https://www.patreon.com/TheSecondOffice h...

Maybe a little too much McDonalds talk, as our nation preps for an all out value menu war. The Kansas City Chiefs add more awful headlines to an off-season already full of them. Flesh-eating bacteria from Japan. Why everyone should eat more cheese. And muuuch more! https://www.the-second-office.com/ https://www.patreon.com/TheSecondOffice https://www.thesecondoffice.org/

Niners apparently tried for a blockbuster Justin Jefferson trade.. what could the Vikes have got in return? A super rare and prophetic White Buffalo signaling good times ahead.. but we still have to be better! Joey Chestnut banned from Competitive Hot Dog Eating?! WNBA talk. And, are men really the dirty ones...? These reality shows would suggest the opposite... https://www.the-second-office.com/...

The return of Doc. Justin Jefferson got the bag we've all been waiting for. We have our Stanley Cup matchup. New drugs that regrow teeth. Royce Lewis returns in a big way. And lamenting, but also celebrating, the end of Timberwolves season. https://www.the-second-office.com/ https://www.patreon.com/TheSecondOffice

A.... girl? Oh geez. Minnesota Vikings. Tom Brady's pants. Happy Gilmore 2 on Netflix. Microplastics in our every guys nuts, according to a study. An 81 year old serial slingshot shooter is finally caught. And, of course, optimistic Wolves takes in front of Game 4 of the Western Conference Finals! https://www.the-second-office.com/ https://www.patreon.com/TheSecondOffice