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The Rum Runnas Podcast

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We Read The Clickbait So You Don't Have To! The Comedy News Show that no one knew that they actually needed. Every week Jarred and Kyle jump into the weirdest and funniest news articles from all over the internet, giving their own brand of off the cuff humor while trying to decipher: news stories so poorly written that there's no way that a professional news syndication published it (we're looking at you Fox News), or crimes so dumb that it seems impossible a person chose to commit them, and of course stories so NSFW that you'll blush just listening to us explain it (and it happens a lot)!We f...

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12 maj 2024

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Don't Uber Your Drugs! 14.05.2023

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: 500lbs of cooked pasta found along a NJ river bank (apparently you can't do that it needs to be dumped on the ground in a dump), UK woman is embarrassed by the fact that her cat has been robbing her neighbors (or she is a new super villain "The Cat La...

Quesadilla with Extra Gun 08.05.2023

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: An Indian couple decapitates themselves in a sacrifice ritual (Did it with one of them Bespoke bladed guillotine like devices if you're gonna self sacrifice you gotta go custom), The Church of England compare single people to Jesus (I am single theref...

Cocaine Hippos and Flying Cows 30.04.2023

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: One of Pablo Escobar's Cocaine Hippos was killed in a car accident, Sottish Ultra-Runner is disqualified after taking a car during an ultra marathon (even though she didn't even win after that), Indian man is peeing on train tracks and is killed by a...

Vampire Goth Girl Cafe and Food Fights 23.04.2023

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man is arrested for damaging cell towers to protect us from aliens (because he's a hero!), Floridaman arrested for throwing chicken wings at his wife (people need to start yelling food fight before hitting people with food because then it wouldn't e...

Too Many Lazy Reporters!!! 16.04.2023

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Canada declaring it is every Canadians God given right to flip off whoever they want as much as they want (as long as you don't immediately threaten to kill the person that's still not cool), Naked Floridaman discovered wandering around palm beach cla...

Super Pigs and A Rooster with a Violent Past 09.03.2023

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A Floridaman disrespectfully eating a Key Lime Pie and then getting into a food fight with his elderly roommate (Also a really good recipe for Key Lime Pie), AU woman runs tries to run boyfriend over for trying to eat her chips (he takes full responsi...

Attack Cats and Vibrating Butt Pills 23.02.2023

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A brand new drug free pill that vibrates to cure constipation (we honestly don't know how it works but it must feel like swallowing bees), a TN man uses a cat to attack officers that attempted to arrest him, a Brazilian Lawyer Doctor gets shot by his...

Butt Hole-in-One 16.02.2023

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Japan cracking down on anime counterfeit illegal body pillow cover sales, the Royal Navy kinda mad about one of their nuclear subs being fixed with glue (Maybe it was Flex-Seal), Floridaman bites the head off of a python during a domestic disturbance...

Radioactive Kangaroos 09.02.2023

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Fish using their owner's switch to steal their credit card information (also they are Streamers and can beat Pokemon), an Australian mining company losing radioactive materials somewhere over 1400km (definitely getting even scarier Australian animals...

The Sobering Room 02.02.2023

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: IN man gets a true Happy Meal when he receives $5 in his McDonald's bag (oddly suspect and no one seems to be asking any more questions), MODOT is claiming unborn baby is employee to try to avoid lawsuit (apparently you can have more work experience t...

Rum Runnas Present: Dark Shonen React to The Wraith (1986) 01.12.2022

A special crossover episode between Rum Runnas Podcast, Dark Rum Podcast and Talk Shonen! Jarred, Kyle and Matt come together to talk about and give their opinion on a movie near and dear to Kyle's Heart: The Wraith (1986)! The guys discuss this 80's B-Movie starring Charlie Sheen all while reacting to it and rewatching it in real time as the show goes on. Hear their opinions, likes dislikes, gut...

Hot Takes! (Re-Release) 20.10.2022

Rum Runnas is currently in a time of transition and during that time production is bit more difficult, but here is a re-release of one of our hilarious previous episodes to hold you over until we're back up and running so check it out if you missed it the first time around or just revisit and enjoy. On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from...

We're Building a Giant Bronze Dragon! 14.10.2022

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: LV man takes a camel through the drive thru at in-n-out for fries probably for the camel, NJ mall is thrown into a panic after people think a popcorn machine is gunshots, Welsh cancer fund manager invests hundreds of thousands into a giant dragon stat...

I Hopped Off The Plane at LAX 06.10.2022

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering probably one of the most perplexing sets of stories they've ever read everything from: A LA bound flight is the scene of a fight when one man said "no more will our ability to use the bathroom be determined by our financial standing in life" and one flight attendant s...

Eat Plants, Not People! 29.09.2022

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: a 66 year old woman sets a terrible world record for most batteries that needed to be removed from inside of her, COO of Beyond Meat ironically takes a bite out of a man after a fight in a parking lot (#EatPlantsNotPeople), CA woman fakes her kidnappi...

Chess Master Cheats Anally 22.09.2022

The Rum Runnas Podcast is back with all the news you never asked for! On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A serendipitous fatal crash between two drunk and high people on a combined total of 4 different substances, Chess Master scandal! Cheating allegations where someone not involved de...

Elephants Never Forget Or Forgive 29.06.2022

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man on a motorcycle get pulled over for speeding because it was hot oddly he got pulled over much later and forgot the lesson of Shaggy "It wasn't me", A Houston Doctor is being sued after he accidentally gave a 4 year old a vasectomy, PA man has th...

"The Only Thing Special About You Is You Exist" - Pizzly Bear 15.06.2022

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man breaks millions of dollars worth of Ancient Greek artifacts and 1 new bowl after girlfriend makes him mad museum is oddly relaxed about it and says it didn't look like it was on purpose leaving us with one conclusion...Footloose angry dance, Ger...

Sheep Go To Jail 08.06.2022

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Fire Fighters being called to the same address hours after their car was destroyed in a fire to put out their house that was now on fire insurance fraud you might be thinking but no we're convinced it's ghosts and fire beats ghosts, Winnie the Pooh is...

The McTaco War 26.05.2022

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A 15 year old girl in PA is struck by lightning inside of her home and we can't tell if she had superpowers before of after the event but she's definitely a superhero now, A shooting at a local Taco Bell is allegedly not connected to the shooting at M...

Hot Takes! 18.05.2022

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: PETA making children's nursery rhymes more inclusive and aware of animals, MI 5th grader brings in weed gummies to the same school a kindergartner brought margaritas a few weeks earlier and a mother loses her mind over it and is now on a war path (all...

Easter Bunny: Attorney at Law! 11.05.2022

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: a MD couple coming coming home from vacation to find every last thing taken from their house except for their bed where straight out of goldilocks the alleged robbers were sleeping (might be fraud or might be robbery - they're still at large), IA cour...

The Homeless Should Be Like Hitler...Senator Shouldn't Have Said That! 27.04.2022

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: CA Man is killed after being pinned in a car wash (weirdly the car wash wasn't operational honestly it was so vague it's sorta suspicious), FL Bride drugs all her wedding guests with food laced with weed (much over-reaction ensued), TN Senator says Th...

Superhuman Woman Steals A Car! 20.04.2022

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: An Indonesian man is ridiculed by police for buying celery instead of weed (luckily for him them just roasted him instead of killing him), TX woman taps into her inner Kool-Aid Man and busts through a wall and vandalizes a dealership and steals a Gold...

I Put My "White Witchery" On You! 13.04.2022

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle are joined by Matt to discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: a TX Teen is arrested after a biscuit calorie check lands them in trouble (it's not for what you'd think it was for and we were thoroughly disappointed by it), WA art gallery is robbed for the second time and this time a man stea...

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