The Quotable Podcast

Three fraternity brothers get kicked out of their dorm after being falsely accused of stealing the budget for their annual KOKtail cruise. In order to prove their innocence and secure their future careers, they pose as women to break back into the dorm and look for the evidence needed to find the actual culprit. Proving to be more difficult than they imagined, they inadvertantly joined a sorrority...

Two brothers travel to Munich to scatter their grandfather's ashes during Oktoberfest. In the process, they learn about a secret beer drinking competition called Beerfest wherein they get their asses handed to them. To get back at the ruthless German team, they put together a team of their own and spend the next year training to be America's best beer drinking team.

In this special episode we follow Andrew Paxton and his "love" hate and an extreme hate for his boss Margaret Tate, but indeed does fall for her hard. Love ensues and maybe some balls are mentioned.

Social reject Bobby Boucher has been the #1 teams waterboy for 18 years and is recently fired. As long as his new Mr. Coach Klien doesn't serve the contents of that water jug then he will stay on free of charge.

Scott Bakula stars as Paul Blake, a former football QB who gets the chance to relive his glory days while playing college ball for the Texas State Armadillos in this 1991 sports comedy.

In this episode we follow Lt. Frank Drebin who is a bumbling police detective but still a good cop. He finds himself in an assassination attempt against the Queen of England. Lots of laughs, lots of action and some cheesy explosions. Lots of bombs in the air.

Robin of Loxley must reclaim his family's land from the evil Prince John in this Mel Brooks' spoof of Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.

Sit back and hold on as we go through this 1980's classic of a young Johnny Kelly who is a wise kid but has to become a wiseguy. An all-star cast led by Michael Keaton will have you laughing til your hearts content.

Alex is a 35 year old video game tester....and a bit of a stoner. His life gets turned upside down when he's forced to live with his grandmother after getting kicked out of his house because his roommate used their rent money on filipino "massage therapists".

Ralphie only wants one thing for Christmas, and if you don't already know what that is....well, you're just going to have to find out. Merry Christmas everyone!!

Kevin is not home alone, but he is alone again....this time he's in New York and staying in one of the most lavish hotels the city has to offer.....I guess they were just letting anyone use credit cards back then.

Frank Cross is an a$$hole....but he's no Scrooge. Even still, he goes on a journey (or does he), that reveals what his life use to be like and how he needs to change his ways in this reimagining of the Charles Dickens classic "A Christmas Carol."

Well he's not actually an Elf. He's 6' 3" and he's had a beard since he was 15; but he was raised by Elves. In this episode, we break down what makes Elf a Christmas classic.

Morgan and I reminisce about some of our favorite holiday movies. We want to hear from you about your favorite holiday specials and movies... Who knows we may just give you a shout out.

So this movie not alot of people know that it is indeed a Thanksgiving movie. It's a story of Neal Paige trying to get home to his family for Thanksgiving and by happenstance meets the very annoying Del Griffith. They try everything they can to get to where they need to be. Snow storms, broken down trains and automobile fires.... and Owen.

This movie follows the ever so self centered life of Ricky Bobby and all he wants to do is go fast. After a horrible accident he has a fear of going fast, and has to regain his confidence and his position back as #1 in Nascar... Always remember if you ain't 1st your last.

Lloyd & Harry are not very bright....

In this episode, we take a deep dive into Dutch's fascination of cult horror classics....and why Morgan has steered clear altogether.

DJ is convinced that there is something up with his neighbor Mr. Nebbercracker's house. While doing his due diligence as the concerned citizen (spying through a telescope), he has seen many strange things and toys disappearing. Since no grown-up believes him, he must take matters into his own hands, with the help of his best friend Chowder, to find out what's going on.

Recently deceased Adam and Barbara Maitland are spirits in their home when the Deetzs' move in and start to make drastic changes to the life they were used to. They try to scare the family out themselves but quickly realize they have no idea what they are doing so they enlist the help of poltergeist Beetlejuice. From there everything goes downhill. Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice...

In today's episode, we ruin the 1993 Disney classic, Hocus Pocus. Broom hoe!

Here we go again with another rousing round of quote trivia. You're welcome!

Dave Clark (Jason Sudekis) is a drug dealer (Best in Denver) who gets robbed and is forced to smuggle a "smidge" of Mary Jane from Mexico to break even with his supplier Brad (Ed Helms). To remain incognito, he bribes two of his neighbors, Rose (Jennifer Anniston) and Kenny (Will Poulter) plus a "homeless girl" Casey (Emma Roberts) that Kenny likes, to pretend to be his family...

Mitch Planko (bachelor/quasi-employed slacker) & Dave Lockwood (overworked lawyer/husband/father of three) are in for the surprise of their lives when they wake up to find they have switched bodies after peeing in a fountain. Forced to live each other's lives until they can figure out where the fountain is, they learn some valuable lessons along the way.... F*** me this is a good one!

When Detectives Lee and Carter unite to find a little girl that has been kidnapped from the Chinese Consulate there are multiple gun fights, arguments and the occasional bomb... Will they find the little girl? Will they save the day? Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? Tune in to find out.