The Poocast

We hear a story about how hockey and too much dairy do not mix.  We find out that Bailey's always planning ahead when in a toilet stall.  And Dad learns what John Lennon meant when he sang, "Instant Karma's gonna get you.." Slang Term Spoiler Alert:  Poop Knuckle

Some of our best Poocast stories and banter of the last year.  

We tell you how smelly poop can be a predictor for a long romatic relationship.  Hear how Karma gets a judgemental mom.  And hear the worst squat toilet story ever.   Poop Slang Term spoiler Alert: Corn Baked Rattlesnake

You've heard of a black diamond run in skiing.  Hear how a guy created his own brown diamond run.  Also a tale about a kid blowing up his grandma's front porch.  And Bailey tells us how a well hidden utensil comes in handy.  Slang Term Spoiler Alert: A Twoosie In The Bank

You will not believe what someone did to get a Friday sale item.  We hear what food triggers Bailey.  And a tale about what a woman did to her neighbors when she couldn't hold it in any longer.   Slang Term Spoiler Alert:  Decorate The Oval Office

Would you date someone who purposely poops their pants because they like the feel of a corn missile in their drawers?  We discuss.  Hear what happens when a Roomba encounters poop.  And a celebrity tells of their mishap.  Poop Slag Term Spoiler Alert: Cincinnati Backpack

Some of our best slang terms ever.  And hear Dad and Bailey overshare about their pooping lives.  

Teachers are wonderful until they aren't.  We hear a story about a cruel and sadistic one.  Bailey gives a comical reading of a story and in the process may have created a recurring character.  And we hear how to scare away the talkative cell phone user in the neighboring stall.    Poop Slang Term Spoiler Alert: El Paso Lasso

We hear a new story that's a contender for the greatest Poocast story of all time.   We're introduced to a different kind of spooning.  And some pointers on what leaves to use if caught having to shit in the woods.  Poop Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Drop Some Potatoes In The Crock Pot

What happens when a guy has too much time on his hands?  Only the most disgusting story we've ever told.  Also hear the story of a guy with the worst luck in a Sam's Club parking lot  And there is a serial yard pooper on the loose just up the street from the Poocast home base.   Poop Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Brown Cobra

We debate the age old question, if you crapped yourself at a concert would you stay to watch the show or leave?  Dad tells of an experiment at his work.  And Bailey tells of her recent crazy dreams. Poop Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Bowl Choker

We've told you of the poop knife.  We now tell of another tool for your tool chest Turd Tongs.  Also the story of not just the girlfriend of the year but perhaps the century or just the weirdest.  And you will not believe a woman's poop trigger.  Poop Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Cornado   

Weeee're back!!  After a two month hiatus we are back with new stories.  Hear heart warming yet disgusting stories from teachers.  A tale of Coyotes interrupting a crap.  And you learn whose turd is actually in a museum.    Poop Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Throw Down Some Brown

A collection of the some of the best moments from previous episodes.  We hear of poor Megan a girl who took the fall for someone else's wayward turd.  Dad tells some childhood stories.  And hear about how a kid terrorized his school. 

Dad and Bailey rant about a serial pooper.  We dispel a myth on how you get pink eye.  And a listener contributes perhaps the strangest pooping habit you'll ever hear.    Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Icing The Porcelain Cake

Thou shalt not leave thy poop filled underwear on a church floor.  If it's not a ten commandment it should be.  Hear the story of a guy who did that very thing.  Bailey tells us more of her crazy poop dreams.  And another classic poop knife story.  Poop Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Crank a Steamer 

Your momma always told you not to take candy from a stranger.  A story of a girl who ignored that advice and paid the price.  Hear how a student craps himself while taking the SAT.  You should get extra points for that.  And Bailey professes her love for a restaurant chain.  Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Poop Dolla'

Hear what makes Bailey laugh harder than she ever has on the show.  Dad tells a classic poop story that some think is an urban myth.  You decide whether it's real or a myth.  And a tale of one man's epic battle with his turd.   Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Barbarians At The Gate

Hear how a boy let another student take the blame for his reckless turd.  Bailey tells how someone she knew fished through a toilet for few bucks.  You think yours smells bad, hear the details how someone's stench grounded an airplane.  And unbelievable Port a Potty stories.   Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Drop Some Potatoes In The Crockpot

Hear how a student terrorized a school with his feces.  We reveal which major league baseball player shat himself during a game.  And we hear of perhaps the world's worst teacher and how she handled a student's poop accident. Slang Term Spoiler Alert:  Make Like Snoop Dog and Drop It.  

Which celebrity's poop would you buy?  We divulge our answers.  Hear about a shitty boyfriend, or shall I say ex boyfriend.  Dad tells stories from his childhood.  And we tell flight attendant stories about airplane bathrooms.  Slang Term Spoiler Alert:  Poseidon's Kiss

Hear the unbelievable lengths a woman went to prevent her boyfriend from seeing her poop.  Also a story about how a woman "Macgyver'd" her way out of a tight spot with a plastic flower.  And Dad and Bailey rank the presidents, not on their presidential abilities but on how they would destroy a bathroom.   Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Unloading The Jet Skis

After a short hiatus Bailey is back!!  She shares a story of a bad prank with a bucket of shit.  Dad shares the tale of perhaps the strangest and most unusual way to die.  And a story that teaches you when you crap in the woods you never know who's watching.   Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Crapdadian Rhythm

Five more of our best stories from the last season.  Hear how a turd became part of a party game.  If you're boss is bad wait 'til you hear what this boss does to his employees.  And a brother lays a big one on his brother to exact revenge. Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Waffle Stomp

Our first never before released practice episode.  Please forgive our blunders.  Hear of a new employee's bad first impression at work.  A story about how making chit chat is never a good idea when you have an emerging turd.  And Bailey tells how she got busted trying to push one out. Slang Term Spoiler Alert: Release The Chocolate Hostages